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Title: A Worcester Tale Post by: leefer on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:35:10 On my travels i was delivering at WH Smiths and had two palletts of heavy goods for Xmas,on getting there the spotty little twat of a manager who was about 19 stood and watched me struggle and after about 5 mins informed me he would send someone out to help me unload,true to his word a little old lady shuffled out and i told her that there was no way i was going to let her help me as it was much to heavy for her,so being the nice lady she was she made me a cuppa.
Already enraged that this excuse of a man could expect a little old lady to lift and help with boxes that were taller than herself i proceeded to tell her how much i admired her manager! Your boss is a spotty twat He better not come back out here Does he know how ugly he is And finally as she signed for the goods i asked her to tell her boss to get a life,some skin cream and if i saw him on the way out his glasses were going to be rammed up his ass. No probs says the old lady i will let him know when i cook him his tea later...he comes round every monday Sorry i says and i apologise for my language,and as she signs for the goods i tell her how lucky he is to have a nan like her. Nan she says ime his effing mother! I couldnt get out quick enough. Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: tans on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:36:06 shouldve shagged her
Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: blinkpip on Monday, November 3, 2008, 20:33:53 :D
I like reading the stories of Leefer the lorry man, seems to be one everyweek. This is got to be the best by far. ;D Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: ronnie21 on Monday, November 3, 2008, 21:13:04 On my travels i was delivering at WH Smiths and had two palletts of heavy goods for Xmas,on getting there the spotty little twat of a manager who was about 19 stood and watched me struggle and after about 5 mins informed me he would send someone out to help me unload,true to his word a little old lady shuffled out and i told her that there was no way i was going to let her help me as it was much to heavy for her,so being the nice lady she was she made me a cuppa. :doh: :doh: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:Already enraged that this excuse of a man could expect a little old lady to lift and help with boxes that were taller than herself i proceeded to tell her how much i admired her manager! Your boss is a spotty twat He better not come back out here Does he know how ugly he is And finally as she signed for the goods i asked her to tell her boss to get a life,some skin cream and if i saw him on the way out his glasses were going to be rammed up his ass. No probs says the old lady i will let him know when i cook him his tea later...he comes round every monday Sorry i says and i apologise for my language,and as she signs for the goods i tell her how lucky he is to have a nan like her. Nan she says ime his effing mother! I couldnt get out quick enough. Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 08:39:40 Thats good :D
Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: Ardiles on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 08:40:32 Brilliant.
You should write a book! The first two chapters are already written. Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 09:52:17 Brilliant. Don't encourage him for fucksake :)You should write a book! The first two chapters are already written. Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: THE FLASH on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 10:17:01 Please write a daily blog....
Take no notice of Booker prize panelist Dons Shop!. Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 10:34:34 Agreed
I want a blog on Lorrying Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: Samdy Gray on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 12:44:23 Leefer, were you Stig's lorrying cousin on Top Gear the other night?
Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:05:15 hahaha.great post leefer.
Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:07:31 what sort of truck do you drive leefer?
Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: Bob's Orange on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 14:16:07 I saw a renault Magnum on the way to work today.
Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: oxford_fan on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:31:31 foget the pedestrian Bus Simulator, Truck Simulator is here!
[url width=300 height=400]http://www.trucksimulators.nl/e107_images/custom/euro-truck-simulator-box-mockup.jpg[/url] I wonder if it includes Confessions of a Truck Driver... scenarios? Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: STFC_Gazza on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:39:45 On my travels i was delivering at WH Smiths and had two palletts of heavy goods for Xmas,on getting there the spotty little twat of a manager who was about 19 stood and watched me struggle and after about 5 mins informed me he would send someone out to help me unload,true to his word a little old lady shuffled out and i told her that there was no way i was going to let her help me as it was much to heavy for her,so being the nice lady she was she made me a cuppa. Already enraged that this excuse of a man could expect a little old lady to lift and help with boxes that were taller than herself i proceeded to tell her how much i admired her manager! Your boss is a spotty twat He better not come back out here Does he know how ugly he is And finally as she signed for the goods i asked her to tell her boss to get a life,some skin cream and if i saw him on the way out his glasses were going to be rammed up his ass. No probs says the old lady i will let him know when i cook him his tea later...he comes round every monday Sorry i says and i apologise for my language,and as she signs for the goods i tell her how lucky he is to have a nan like her. Nan she says ime his effing mother! I couldnt get out quick enough. Fuckin quality! Title: Re: A Worcester Tale Post by: chalkies_shorts on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 20:33:31 Keep up the good work Leefer - good stuff
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