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Answer then ask your own. I'll start off tame because knowing you lot this'll be dragged into a pit of depravity quicker than a Barrymore pool party.

Give up Beer and Cider

or

Give up Tea and Coffee

give up beer and cider.

would you rather be a zombie or a skeleton?

a skeleton!!

would you rather be in girls aloud or the pussy cat dolls?

All of Girls Aloud in the same evening.

Would you rather be rich or happy?

Happy

Give John McCain a Blowjob, or let Barrack Obama do you up the rear?

Obama can rear me up whenever he wants.

Be in a plane which is crashing to the ground, or stuck in a lift which is about to fall from the top floor of a big building.

Definately a plane, more chance of survival.

Shot in the head, or shot in the heart?

Heart, might get lucky!!


Would you rather have no knees or have no elbows?  A life with straight legs or straight arms?

No knees, I am shit at football anyway and I need my elbows for drinking.

Deaf or blind?

Not answering BR's question, leave that to someone else, but you realise how hard stairs would be without knees, and driving, and jumping.  Nightmare.

Would rather be Deaf,

Would you rather Anal warts or Penis Warts

Actually no-one ever dies in falling lifts anymore. It's virtually impossible to snap the average lift cable, and even if you did they're all now fitted with emergency air brakes that shoot out the side and stop them from ever crashing to the ground. You drop a bit and it's scarey but don't hit the ground.

Lets pretend that Sigourney Weaver shot an Alien, causing it to spill it's acidic blood all over the cable and all other safety devices.

Just answer the fucking question............... what warts do you want

Or somebody bombed the air brakes.

It's on three - let's move!

And you know all this in advance before you decide to get in the lift? Madness!

anal warts

shag pauline fowler or dot cotton?

pauline .. Wendy Richard was quite fit in her day!

Would you rather sell Ifil or McNamee?

Pauline Fowler

real boobs or fake boobs

I must admit, knowing that both a lift is going to fall and a plane is going to crash is all a bit crazy. Did you take Final Destination as seriously?


Ifil


Real boobs. I have neither though.


Be Columbo or Magnum P.I.?

Magnum. Columbo had a dodgy eye

The A team or Nightrider

depends on boobs, ive been with girls who have had nice real boobs, but some really nice fake boobs aswell, ill go real, unless they are really small then ill go fake

Would you rather be anorexic or morbidly obese?

Tbh, I was mostly basing my answer purely on what I've seen in lads mags and porn films*

I'd rather be a morbidly obese member of the A Team. At least I wouldn't go hungry. Although I may ruin the cabbage gun plan by eating them.

I'll let someone else have a go.


*there is a certain degree of irony in this comment.

and what about A Team or Knightrider

who's more annoying JPC or Bart?

Bart

sorry - ooooh I was always a big A team fan and I had an A team jumper

you crazy fool jfw

A Team all the way!!

Knightrider, everytime.

I used to want a knightrider remote control car like nothing else, but my parents never got me one. I might buy myself one to relieve the pain.

Who would you rather be seen having  a beer with Gary Glitter, Or Barry George?

I'd have a beer with both. Sounds like a good day out.

Barry George- we could discuss Targets

Who should we Target Kerry Katona or Jill Dando's Ghost

Barry George. I hated Jill Dando, and besides, he didn't kill anyone did he?

Watch back-to-back 100 times (six and a bit days solid):

Star Wars Episode four
The Goonies

euuuuw neither

Episode IV

While we are geeking,

Kirk or Picard?

Pickard.

Spock or klingon (from star trek, not a bit of shit)

Your question makes no sense.

DRS' anal warts chunky pus soup

or

Old persons broken bowel excretions stew.

picard.

on the theme of Star Trek
Seven of 9 or T'Pol

god I just did a bit of sick in my mouth!! BEN!!

i had to look up seven of 9 as i've only seen that modern one with jolene blalock or whatever shes called in.

Seven of 9 is hot. Her. Why is she called that?

Oxford to fluke the FA Cup this season

or Swindon to get relegated?

oxford.

dells daughter or busheys fiance?

not seen dells daughter so cant answer that one!

Cunt

Busheys fiance?

Smack in the mouth or kick in the bollocks?

I just reemberd I have about 5 pictures of women Mex has shagged, might post them

smack in the mouth

simon cox or sam parkin

Did you cut them out the obitury(sp) page bushey

simon cox all the time

lemon or lime

lemon

AIDS or ebola

good aids or bad aids?

bad

:nonono:

Its handy having a landlord as a mate, lots of empty houses to stash bodies. did you know that series 4 of the wire was based on bushey and drs.