Title: Would you rather.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, November 3, 2008, 10:57:36 Answer then ask your own. I'll start off tame because knowing you lot this'll be dragged into a pit of depravity quicker than a Barrymore pool party.
Give up Beer and Cider or Give up Tea and Coffee Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: sonic youth on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:05:27 give up beer and cider.
would you rather be a zombie or a skeleton? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:06:23 a skeleton!!
would you rather be in girls aloud or the pussy cat dolls? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:08:05 All of Girls Aloud in the same evening.
Would you rather be rich or happy? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: janaage on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:09:24 Happy
Give John McCain a Blowjob, or let Barrack Obama do you up the rear? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:21:29 Obama can rear me up whenever he wants.
Be in a plane which is crashing to the ground, or stuck in a lift which is about to fall from the top floor of a big building. Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Sippo on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:23:58 Definately a plane, more chance of survival.
Shot in the head, or shot in the heart? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: janaage on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:24:28 Heart, might get lucky!!
Would you rather have no knees or have no elbows? A life with straight legs or straight arms? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:27:15 No knees, I am shit at football anyway and I need my elbows for drinking.
Deaf or blind? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: janaage on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:28:16 Not answering BR's question, leave that to someone else, but you realise how hard stairs would be without knees, and driving, and jumping. Nightmare.
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:51:54 Would rather be Deaf,
Would you rather Anal warts or Penis Warts Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Lumps on Monday, November 3, 2008, 11:56:20 Definately a plane, more chance of survival. Shot in the head, or shot in the heart? Actually no-one ever dies in falling lifts anymore. It's virtually impossible to snap the average lift cable, and even if you did they're all now fitted with emergency air brakes that shoot out the side and stop them from ever crashing to the ground. You drop a bit and it's scarey but don't hit the ground. Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, November 3, 2008, 12:00:19 Actually no-one ever dies in falling lifts anymore. It's virtually impossible to snap the average lift cable, and even if you did they're all now fitted with emergency air brakes that shoot out the side and stop them from ever crashing to the ground. You drop a bit and it's scarey but don't hit the ground. Lets pretend that Sigourney Weaver shot an Alien, causing it to spill it's acidic blood all over the cable and all other safety devices. Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, November 3, 2008, 12:13:34 Actually no-one ever dies in falling lifts anymore. It's virtually impossible to snap the average lift cable, and even if you did they're all now fitted with emergency air brakes that shoot out the side and stop them from ever crashing to the ground. You drop a bit and it's scarey but don't hit the ground. Just answer the fucking question............... what warts do you wantTitle: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 3, 2008, 12:18:29 Lets pretend that Sigourney Weaver shot an Alien, causing it to spill it's acidic blood all over the cable and all other safety devices. Or somebody bombed the air brakes. It's on three - let's move! Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Lumps on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:02:55 Or somebody bombed the air brakes. It's on three - let's move! And you know all this in advance before you decide to get in the lift? Madness! Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: JPC82 on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:04:56 anal warts
shag pauline fowler or dot cotton? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: fatbury on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:17:29 pauline .. Wendy Richard was quite fit in her day!
Would you rather sell Ifil or McNamee? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:18:01 Pauline Fowler
real boobs or fake boobs Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:23:25 And you know all this in advance before you decide to get in the lift? Madness! I must admit, knowing that both a lift is going to fall and a plane is going to crash is all a bit crazy. Did you take Final Destination as seriously? pauline .. Wendy Richard was quite fit in her day! Would you rather sell Ifil or McNamee? Ifil Pauline Fowler real boobs or fake boobs Real boobs. I have neither though. Be Columbo or Magnum P.I.? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:25:15 Magnum. Columbo had a dodgy eye
The A team or Nightrider Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: JPC82 on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:32:01 depends on boobs, ive been with girls who have had nice real boobs, but some really nice fake boobs aswell, ill go real, unless they are really small then ill go fake
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:33:37 Would you rather be anorexic or morbidly obese?
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:37:47 depends on boobs, ive been with girls who have had nice real boobs, but some really nice fake boobs aswell, ill go real, unless they are really small then ill go fake Tbh, I was mostly basing my answer purely on what I've seen in lads mags and porn films* I'd rather be a morbidly obese member of the A Team. At least I wouldn't go hungry. Although I may ruin the cabbage gun plan by eating them. I'll let someone else have a go. *there is a certain degree of irony in this comment. Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:57:12 Would you rather be anorexic or morbidly obese? and what about A Team or Knightrider Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: JPC82 on Monday, November 3, 2008, 13:58:04 who's more annoying JPC or Bart?
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: tans on Monday, November 3, 2008, 14:05:55 Bart
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 3, 2008, 14:07:31 and what about A Team or Knightrider sorry - ooooh I was always a big A team fan and I had an A team jumper Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: tans on Monday, November 3, 2008, 14:10:14 sorry - ooooh I was always a big A team fan and I had an A team jumper you crazy fool jfw Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Sippo on Monday, November 3, 2008, 14:11:36 A Team all the way!!
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Barry Scott on Monday, November 3, 2008, 14:47:46 Knightrider, everytime.
I used to want a knightrider remote control car like nothing else, but my parents never got me one. I might buy myself one to relieve the pain. Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: suttonred on Monday, November 3, 2008, 15:06:20 Who would you rather be seen having a beer with Gary Glitter, Or Barry George?
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, November 3, 2008, 15:06:52 I'd have a beer with both. Sounds like a good day out.
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, November 3, 2008, 15:08:11 Barry George- we could discuss Targets
Who should we Target Kerry Katona or Jill Dando's Ghost Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: LucienSanchez on Monday, November 3, 2008, 15:08:15 Barry George. I hated Jill Dando, and besides, he didn't kill anyone did he?
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Dazzza on Monday, November 3, 2008, 15:40:10 Watch back-to-back 100 times (six and a bit days solid):
Star Wars Episode four The Goonies Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 3, 2008, 15:40:50 euuuuw neither
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Batch on Monday, November 3, 2008, 16:06:10 Watch back-to-back 100 times (six and a bit days solid): Star Wars Episode four The Goonies Episode IV While we are geeking, Kirk or Picard? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: tans on Monday, November 3, 2008, 16:06:46 Pickard.
Spock or klingon (from star trek, not a bit of shit) Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: flammableBen on Monday, November 3, 2008, 16:12:31 Pickard. Your question makes no sense.Spock or klingon (from star trek, not a bit of shit) DRS' anal warts chunky pus soup or Old persons broken bowel excretions stew. Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: magicroundabout on Monday, November 3, 2008, 16:20:12 Episode IV While we are geeking, Kirk or Picard? picard. on the theme of Star Trek Seven of 9 or T'Pol Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, November 3, 2008, 16:21:57 Your question makes no sense. DRS' anal warts chunky pus soup or Old persons broken bowel excretions stew. god I just did a bit of sick in my mouth!! BEN!! Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: oxford_fan on Monday, November 3, 2008, 17:46:42 Seven of 9 or T'Pol Seven of 9 is hot. Her. Why is she called that? Oxford to fluke the FA Cup this season or Swindon to get relegated? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:15:39 oxford.
dells daughter or busheys fiance? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: tans on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:23:55 not seen dells daughter so cant answer that one!
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:28:55 Cunt
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:29:08 oxford. Busheys fiance?dells daughter or busheys fiance? Smack in the mouth or kick in the bollocks? Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Bushey Boy on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:29:35 I just reemberd I have about 5 pictures of women Mex has shagged, might post them
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: tans on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:29:53 smack in the mouth
simon cox or sam parkin Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:31:28 Did you cut them out the obitury(sp) page bushey
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:32:27 simon cox all the time
lemon or lime Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: tans on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:35:32 lemon
AIDS or ebola Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Bogus Dave on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:37:17 good aids or bad aids?
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: tans on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:38:34 bad
Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: dell boy on Monday, November 3, 2008, 19:39:35 good aids or bad aids? :nonono:Title: Re: Would you rather.... Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Tuesday, November 4, 2008, 17:31:49 Did you cut them out the obitury(sp) page bushey Its handy having a landlord as a mate, lots of empty houses to stash bodies. did you know that series 4 of the wire was based on bushey and drs. |