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like, for instance this morning, my lunch spilling in my bag (stiry fry with hoi sin sauce) and going all over my ipod etc etc

thinking you need a shit but cant squeeze one out

bus drivers - think they own the fucking road and just pull out on you

Taxi drivers doing the same.

Work.

It just gets in the way.

not only being made sub after purposely staying in on saturday night, but then having to run the line as well!

Do gooders as said in the my previous thread.

People that do 35mph in a 60.

getting a speeding fine for doing 34 in a 30.

Middle lane hoggers on the motorway with no attempt to overtake the car on the inside that is a mile in front of it...fucking grrrrr.

People that don't understand how a queue system works (the French are awful for this).

People that try to get into a lift before letting the other people out first (the French are awful for this)

People that try and force their way onto buses before letting other people out first (The French are awful for this)

People that pull out in front of you on the motorway without any indication (The French are awful for this, the Belgians are worse.)

People with suitcases on wheels who have no understanding that the dammed things lag about six feet behind them. So they change direction randomly like particles in Brownian motion and slightly less awareness. And they happily wander across your path as you rush through the train station/airport etc. So you end up in a tangle of legs and Samonite while they glare at you from under arched brows wondering however you got caught up in their wake.

We're quite bad for not letting people out before getting on a train though.... MUST GET A SEAT GET OUT OF MY WAAAAAY!

people who walk slowly on high streets

It is much better in Britain though I would say.

Sooooo, basically what we're saying is people generally?

People who have the biggest unbrellas in the world, which clog up the streets, especially annoying when it is barely raining.

People who are waiting for a bus that stand in the middle of the pavement instead of under the shelter out of the way.

People who stop and chat in the most innapropriate places - usually in the middle of a pavement or in an aisle in a supermarket.

I hate everything.

People.  Evil bastards the lot of them. A virus with shoes.

Yes and perhaps that should be extended to any form of matter. And thoughts.





But mainly the French.

Dogshit on pavements really annoys me.

All of the above for Thai people, and I raise you:

People who STOP at the bottom of the escalator to think of where they are going (The Thai's are outstanding at doing this.

I know it shouldn't matter - I know I should just ignore it but...

Southern or any folk who support the likes of Liverpool and Manchester United without any excuse other than "they're amazing" annoy me.

work.
working.
my work.

I agree, somebody made a sarcastic - in Bristol with a Chelsea top on- comment to me when they saw my Town shirt, I know I should not have bitten but couldn't help myself.
His response was "I am a loyal supporter - I watch every match on sky"

Sonic, did you get my mail about tonight?

I also hate the way people park. Some people have no consideration for others. For example, parking on a pavement.

Oh.

Whatever fucking cunt swiped my beer in a nightclub at the weekend, I hope ya fucking choked on it.

People who walk in Cycle lanes and then look surprised when I nearly run them over.

*Trump*

People who actually complain at you for riding a cycle in a cycle lane.

*Trump*

(The one from Shaftesbury to Dorcan is a proper cunt for that).

I purposefully stay in the cycle lane rather than crossing on to the other part in the vain hope that people will eventually learn.

Firemen,lazy cunts. do fuck all apart from play volleyball and sleep on night shifts, ooh i almost forgot that sometimes they wash the fire engine.  

the disabled women who parks in a normal space when there is a disabled space right next to it leaving one less space for everyone else! fucks me off big time!

8)

dont play volleyball anymore - health and safety

traffic wardens - fucking jobsworths

i swear they are people who had no friends and were bullied at school

*remembers to pay parking ticket*

Everwipes really annoy me. You know when you just havent quite got the last bit of poo from the balloon knot, you go to wipe and it smears. Causing you to use half a roll of toilet paer to clean up and about 7 flushes to get rid of used tolilet paper.


Really winds me up   :badmood:

hahaha^^ word to that

People who, after you've had a haircut, feel the urge to point the fact out to you when you see them

Politicians.

Outside lane hoggers on the M25 - M23 Junction area - its four lanes, might as well be 40 as the dozy fuckers will always chug along at 60 in the outside lane........aarrrggghhhhhh. :cry:

People who read newspapers - take them apart and leave them in a jumbled heap.

Mobile 'Safety Cameras' - fixed ones are ok in my book.

People who queue with children in Macs and then get to the counter and take 20 minutes to work out who wants what!

Mums who take ten toddlers shopping on Saturday blocking up all the aisles with bags and buggies - why dont you do it in the week??? >:( :wtf:

Private Clampers...now they are cunts!

Picky Picky recycle collections...oh cant take that its too think, that needs to be folded, thats got a staple in it.......fuck off!

Banks.

Police Dog handlers (and the dogs) funny how they only bit one bloke at the fete but bite everyone in a crowd...

Tail-gaters & those idiots who drive around with their fog lights permanently on dazzling the rest of us.

Oh if were going that way - fucking cyclists who seem to think that red lights dont apply to them -  Or laws of not using mobiles when driving / riding and whilst they are doing this they've got fucking Ipods on.

That irritates me too and gives cyclists a bad name. I will undertake cars in queues but will stop when I get to the lights.

The bloke in the scaffolding van this morning who raced narrowly past me because he couldn't stand to be behind a bicycle, then slammed on his brakes immediately as he'd reached a junction. I would point out that the junction did not suddenly materialise as an act of God, it was always fucking there! Twat.

Motorcyclists that ride with their full beams on during the day. No it doesn't make you any more fucking visible, it's broad daylight and I can see you from half a mile away without any lights at all you cunt.

Pakistani's

Fat people.

That's me then. How about being behind a woman in a queue. When she eventually gets to the front, down go the goodies, fumble in bag for purse, find purse, open it up, check contents 100 times and then had over a £10 note for a sandwich. Get change, eventually put it in the purse, fumble around for the bag, put purse in bag - look at ingredients of sandwich then go to walk off and then say "do you sell stamps" and then we have the wole fucking procedure again while a 5 mile queue is forming.
Women - you say you can multi task - get your fucking money out while you're queuing. Look at the contents of the sandwich before you buy it. Know whether you want stamps before you get served. Once you've got your change piss off and put your money back away from the queue.

People who go to gigs and chat all the way through (Luxembourgers are horrifically bad for this). It is worse if you see a quiet band like Sigur Ros and all you can hear are people chatting. If you don't want to listen to the music, fuck off and have a chat in a coffee shop away from me so that I can listen to the music I have paid lots of my hard earned cash to see.

I've actually said all that, nearly word for word, before! And cashiers who natter to the person in front of you for 5 minutes. Shut the fuck up and serve me! No one's remotely interested in your ramblings you stupid bitch...

Slow people who toddle down the street getting in my way or the ignorant that stand in the street chatting away causing pedestrian chaos.

Also while I’m at it people who use no manners when dealing with service personnel.  People seem to think equate rudeness to service staff as some sort of badge of class and a few times I have been that fucked off with the way some pontificating forced “middle class” accent is speaking to service/retail staff I’ve had a word.

Shop and catering staff and cleaners especially who some people seem to think are fucking invisible.  It costs nothing to show some manners or say hello and yet time after time I see people patronising them and talking down their noses at them.

True story, I was helping out in a mate’s shop one Saturday and some podgy Yorkshire girl wondered in all of 21-22 years and started asking about this that and the other and while she was not rude in any respect she really made no effort at all and certainly a please or thank you didn’t enter her head.  The next week on the lash I come across fatty drinking with a mate (her boss) and it turns out she’s a trainee solicitor at the same firm on introducing us she was all smarms and charms completely the polar opposite to the week before.  I promptly told her to fuck right off and my mate made then made her life a misery for the next 12 months.

People who talk to you whilst on their mobile phone. Ignorant cunts.

People who don't acknowledge you when you allow them out of a side road. Ignorant cunts.

People who make assumptions based on accent, or the way someone looks. Just cunts really.

Text speak, music on mobiles, and people who wear trainers with suit trousers, Victor rules!

People who are addicted to chocolate being called "chocaholics".Alcohol-ics,therefore Choc-ics.Q.E. FUCKING D!(same with work)

Pedantaholics

 ;D

People who need to read every fucking word on every fucking page of an ATM machine to get their money out, despite without doubt having used that same fucking machine x,00000's of times before.

Parents who allow their kids to run havoc whilst irritating the fuck out of everybody else around them.

Vacant expressions on peoples faces after asking a simple question.

and ticket machines that dont give change(cue Herthab-tightarseoholics)

Bastard! Beat me to it.

Shops who have their own policies which contravene trading standards.......Sunglasses Hut being one........if my watch doesnt work give me my money back.....dont tell me that i have to send it to Adidas for repair...thats your fucking job....its was your fucking till my money went in...

Aldi.....if my camera stops working after a few weeks......give me my money back or replace it..dont ask me to call the helpline and send it to Germany.....fuck off!

Tescos.....dont advise me when i buy a cd radio stereo to keep the original box or i cannot get a refund.......if the fucker doent work i will get my money back, end of.  I dont have a warehouse to store all the packaging for everything that i have purchased ,you cunts!! :eek: :nod:

People who buy electronics from Aldi. Tightarseaholics.

Stop buying shite goods from supermarkets!

My fucking big telly is quality!!! lulled me into getting the camera....mistake.
Your comments have been taken on board...

what make is your telly? How long have you had it?

I get food and my work trousers from supermarkets, that's about it. Oh and my secret santa work present as well.

My life.....when we it ever end!

Tevion - All the guts are LG and Samsung from all the little stickers on it.... works a treat..2 years.

You see I am not sure I could trust a TV from a company I have never heard of.

Each to their own though.

Tevion, who the fuck are they?!

But earlier on you said fat people. Which one is it?

I said fat people as a dig to Don Rogers Shop (Who is on the portly side) I've got nothing against chubbies........

STFC Bart

DV

gingers

skinny jobless cunts

spending over £150 on a taxi from bristol to bath :(

What were you thinking?

Heaven only knows.

 Presumably you at least got a shag at the end of it....I spent 8 pound 70, on Saturday  night on a taxi to that end.

thats an unfortunate phrase...

 Indeed it is.....nevertheless for 150, I'd be expecting a Max Mosley style bondage party on arrival.

with at least 12 nazis.

I spent 290 Euro on a taxi from Luxembourg to Frankfurt Hahn after the battery in my car ran flat and I didn't want to miss the Swindon game with Leeds last season. I believe we lost as well! :( Bad, expensive weekend!

 Nazis are 2 a penny in Bristhole, for 150 I'd expect Nazgul

*pedant alert*  Don't you mean chocolate-ics ? *pedant alert*

Oh and you have lost loads of weight since you gave up smoking

I've just got back from the city centre and most fucking people annoy me.

Walking like twats. Standing in doorways. Having a chat at the foot of the stairs.

Common sense aint so common.

Lack of courtesy, lack of manners, not keeping a civil tongue. Oh and my latest pet hate, big time, is people who can't take responsibility for their own life.

I.E.
"I'm so unlucky."
"Why does everything bad happen to me."
"I can't believe that was allowed to happen, why can't someone do something about this?"
"That driver i punched caused the problem, as he cut me up."

OAP's who are retired, that decide to do their massive weekly shopping during lunch time and take up all the aisle's - you got all fucking day to do your shopping so why do it now?

games being called off

Especially so close to kick-off.

my house being like an igloo

jfw having a boyfriend