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We haven't had a Top 5 for a while and curry is pretty ace so...

1. Lamb Bhuna
2. Chicken Dhansak
3. Thai Green
4. Chilli Chicken Masala
5. Lamb Jalfrezi

1. Chicken Bhuna
2. Chinky Special Curry
3. Chicken Tikka Masala.
4. Curried Beans.
5. Chicken Balti.

Do you like Chicken?

Can't stand it.

Me neither!

We could be made for each other!

Do you like housework, spending lots of time on your own and sex that lasts a maximum of 3 minutes?

If the answers to the above questions are yes, PM me.......

I've just choked on my sandwich!

You tease........

Romance is officially dead!  :soapy tit wank:

She's logged off now!

JFW, where did I go wrong?

1. Chicken Shaslik
2. King Prawn Bhuna
3. Chicken Jalfrezi
4. Lamb Jalfrezi
5. Chicken Tikka Massala

Hey babe,
You're looking good,
Wanna come back to mine?
We're gonna have such a good time!

Oh I'm gonna lay you down
brush up against your sweet body
kiss it all from your heads to your hips
cover you in curry sauce
and lick it off your tits.

Curry curry sauce. Curry sauce. Yeah babe
Curry curry sauce. Curry sauce. Yeah babe
Curry curry sauce. Curry sauce. Yeah babe

On the way back to my flat
we're pick up a spicy take away
can't wait to get you back -
we'll share this lamb bhuna my way

Gonna cover you in curry
and use you as a plate
you're my sexy naan bread
one that likes to give me head

Curry curry sauce. Curry sauce. Yeah babe
Curry curry sauce. Curry sauce. Yeah babe
Curry curry sauce. Curry sauce. Yeah babe


Woot I've written a song. This thread has been massive inspiration and I'd like to thank all my fans.

1.chicken methi.
2.chicken jalfrezi
3.chicken rogan
4.chicken dhansak
5.chicken bhuna

special mention for pathia,and a biriani too.
curry is the food to end all foods

you lost me at the 3 minutes bit honey!  ;)

I could always speed up?

Hmmm. I feel I should have incorporated some sort of balti into my 5.

 :D...............ermmmmmmm yeah sure  

This is your idea of a podge then?

 :suck: :washing: :tits: :a2m: :zzz:

The lazy bitch hasn't done my dinner. And what about the ironing?

Maybe you could buy a wife?? like a little ting tong???

What could I get for a tenner? (Apart from a STI)

Chicken Jalfrezi
Nawabi Khana
Chicken Chilli massala
Chicken Sashlik
Chicken Methi

Washed down with copious amounts of Kingfisher.

Poppadums, lime pickle and Mixed Tandoori to start
Garlic naan and a gobble.

Top night in!

Replace Kingfisher with Cobra and you've got yourself a date xxx

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That's not Ting Tong!

That's Tong Ting!!!!

I like a rogan josh, a balti, a bhuna, a jalfrezi, and I like it with chicken, lamb, or prawns, and any kind of rice, but what I do not like is lime pickle. Disgusting. I don't know how anyone can eat that.

affraid not dave, you have to work your way round the uni first...

lime pickle is the don, ill eat a container of that on its own!

Ever had a mango chutney sandwich?

The bread goes a bit soggy but it's still a treat.

cant stand mango chutney, too sweet

mmmm gloop

Lime pickle is wonderful.

All curries must be served with a Peshwari Naan.

1.  Outlet Village
2.  Loughborough
3.  Inverness
4.  Leatherhead
5.  Swansea

The re-vamped one at Greenbridge is the shit. I may never go to Comet again.

ahhh now I get it!

Anything less than a Madras is gay. Vindaloo or Phall is the way to go. Put the Savlon in the fridge overnight though.

   You're really set Hertha off saying things like that

What about rice then?

Quite recently I was responsible for quite possibly the best rice ever: Jasmine rice boiled with a couple of slices of galangal, 2 star anise and some chopped coriander. Bloody lovely.

This accompanied a Thai-style beef stir-fry concoction.

didn't they have any better quality anise?

1. Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi
2. Lamb Jalfrezi
3. Chicken Pathia
4. Any lamb chef's speciality that has two small chillies next to it on the menu
5. Lamb Shashlik

all served with a plain naan and decent lager.

I had a Phall 2 weeks ago on the Saturday and was still shitting on the Friday

Can you even taste a Phall? I've never had one but i'm guessing they are too hot to even get any enjoyment from?

It was lushness, but it takes its toll

The best curry I have tasted was a special that Axs had when we went out for Soniques birthday

it was sublime

That was a chef's special lamb with two small chillies on the menu. can't remember what the fuck it was called though.

It was awesome dude

yes, indeed it was. It was in the kyber if anyone wants to go and try it.

Khyber deliver now dont they ?

think so, seen drivers coming out of it before.

 I remember that...you cunts left me to buy Guiness for fB for the rest of the night, I'm glad SY doesn't have a birthday every year.

Good

cheers reg.

sod it, I'm going for a curry.

 Pay back for a few in the Vic, before your pintability rating went from 2 to 1.

Best curry I've ever had was a Lamb Gosht at New Tayyab's on Fieldgate Street

I want to hear more about Jim's pub

why don't i remember anything about my birthday?

although i am very grateful that people turned up

Happy birthday

I lived in Pontypridd for 3 years, and there was a Pakistani takeaway off the high street called Sweaty Betty's, who used to advertise that they made the hottest curry in Wales. The idea was to get a vindaloo at the start of the night and then have several pints to cool down.

Depending on where you go, they try and warn you of the Phall. I've also had the experience of the chefs coming out to look while I eat it. I can well believe your stomach having problems for days but its worth it. And yes you can taste it in good quality restaurants.   

Top 3

Lamb Tindaloo Ringsting

Beef Vindaloo Ringsting

Chicken Madras Flatulant

I had a lamb Jalfrezi. good too. although not hot, it was tasty.

Did you get one of my chocolate brownies?

They were ace, especially the cherries.

Mmmm... I might make some more tomorrow. Although probably not.

ahh, it's all coming back to me now

Best one i had was called a nargasti koftas, it was basically a scotch egg in hot curry sauce, sounds bad, but was superb.

It may be wrong but I fucking love eggs in currys

Eggs have no place in curries. Its like fruit in cheese - it shouldn't happen. Its not right.

my paneer makhaini was lovely thank you

Just like Pineapple on Pizza, utter filth.

Yes thanks, I said hello but you ignored me.

I dont like Curry that much.

I'll eat it cos Ill eat anything.

Interesting stuff!

I've gone right off indian curry - unless it's home made.

Best curry for me is a Thai Red, and I don't mind if it's beef, pork or chicken. Got to have coconut rice with it though.

First of all, pineapple on pizza = good.

My favorite curries, in no order are:

Lamb Madras
Chicken Dhansak
Chicken Tikka Massala
Lamb Rogan Josh
Chicken Pathia

Lamb Tikka Madras
Lamb Methi
Chicken Tikka Massala
Lamb Jalfrezi
Lamb bhuna.

Lamb biryani
Chicken Dansak
Prawn Pathia

Last night was..

4 poppadums with several chutneys
Mixed tandoori starter
Chicken Rezala
Bombay Aloo
Mushroom rice
Keema Naan

Trouble is was that tired i fell asleep as soon as i finished

I had a Lamb Bhuna last night and I have to say it was the worst curry I've ever had. Won't be using that curry house again.

name and shame sam!

What made it so rank sam?

One of our local currys houses sold me a takeaway one night, chicken methi.

It had one bit of chicken in it.

Robbing fuckers, never went back

Wrong on so many levels. Spud was absolutely correct.

Chicken Pathia for me last night. Bloody lovely.

The Mint Leaf in Toothill.

I've had currys from them before and they've been ok, but the lamb in my curry last night was so chewy it was ridiculous.

I had a lamb bhuna from there a couple of weeks back and it was good. Must have been a dodgy one, I hate it when the lamb is shit.

Although saying that, no curry houses in Swindon are ever as good as people make them out to be.

look no further than curry cottage sam

I usually do get mine from Curry Cottage but we tried this other place for the convenience because they're just round the corner and deliver quicker.

I've always found curry cottage to be distinctly average for some reason.

u must all be a bunch of fat fucks eating this shit

Yeah I weigh 19 stone.

why's that si? ive tried loads of indian takeaways and they are easily the best imo.plenty of distinct flavours and all currys are different.i've found alot of takeaways currys are very similar in taste.by that i mean you could order any curry off their menus and it would almost taste the same.

you are a bit of a chubster. you should cut down on your pork pies mate, get some exercise.

It wasn't bad curry but for some reason the curry seemed under spiced both times. I don't mean in terms of heat, I meant flavour. Perhaps it's just my taste buds.

I'd agree with what you're saying about takeaway curries having similar taste, that's why it makes me laugh when sometimes people big up their local one. As Jack Dee put it 'they pump it up through a network of underground pipes - it's all the same!'

In truth, I tend to just grab a curry from asda now, or make my own. Curries are better when you go to a curry house and eat it there ( I had this conversation about 4 times yesterday I think, haha).

I actually did enjoy a good pork pie today. I've neglected my pie obsession for a while so it was quite welcome.

all the people, so many people...

Tans, I think Koop might induce a fit if the curries or pork pies don't give me diabetes first.

Oh, so my attempt at a freaky TCP moment of stalker brilliance, was wasted because you know who i am. :(

If you did say hello, i apologise, i'm not intentionally an ignoramus. :)

Whereas I'm very lucky, in Leicester we have loads of good curry houses (some shit ones as well, obviously).

in leicester im sure a curry house is the equivalent of a corner shop down here...

 Corner shops are getting a bit rare.