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Haha fuckin ace

Biting. Fishing

Talking utter shite

Jedi Powers.

Bouncebackability

Pundetry
Illiteracy

Loyalty

Cunt Factor

gay factor

Busybodyness
Carbon Footprint
Hardness

Happy Clapp Factor

Punchability (in terms of how much you'd like to hit 'em)

When I say Hardness, you could measure it by how many average sized football hooligans they could take, or something like that.

Oh I've got another one:

Scottishness

In which case on my TEF card

"Janaage - Scottishness 0"   I am a mockney jockney you know.

;-)

Here's another one:

Inflammableness

Blondeness, that would work on a couple of levels

some other cunt better get posted up.

No of buttons undone on shirt

employability

this is the best thread ever.

Best Thread Ever Count.

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hahaha wait til i get home and do a few of these, i think you should mine back up with a picture of speedy gonzales. what was my punchability?

Ill redo you later without the real pic

lush, im going to do you and spacey when i get in, between us in our fucking late night boredom i reckon we could do the whole forum.

soapy tit wank. punchability  8)

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Sorry OF had to give you bad rating for knowledge  and high punchabilty given your club even though im not a natural basher.

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this is fucking ace :) im going to do a couple when i get in post them up about 4 ish.

Heres a blank

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cheers will save it when i get in.

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There you go Dave

Can I just say, I crack myself up :D

i just fucking laughed carlsberg export all over my screen.

I'm chuffed as fuck with that tbh, high punchability and super-low-happy-clappyness pleases me immeasurably.

thats the best yet :)

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aahahaahaha

I wish I hadn't gone to bed now. Awesomeness.

:)

They're ace!

Legendary.

Think Busheys is the best and most realistic picture wise so far!

I wondered what the fuck this thread was about until I got half way down the 2nd page. Good work.

We need an on-line TEF shop, where we can buy these and all other manner of shite merchandise....

I'd like a t-shirt with 'Fuck Off Bart' on it......... (And maybe: '(FACT!)' on the back.

Or STFC Jeffrey is a  . . .

http://www.streetshirts.co.uk/ For all your custom tshirt needs

ha ha mex you bastard! I am the only fella who can drive to football but spend £50 on drinks!

am a happy clapper tho and nice pic

Ha ha quality, cheers YR!!

wow these are brill!! I love Yeovils crazy randoms ideas

Im so going to find you a lovely wife one day

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OMG - I laughed so much I think a bit of wee just came out!

Im having that as my facebook photo!

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TEF AWESOMENESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha brilliant

this is a damn ace thread!

Best so far!! hahahahahahhahahahaa

Peter Fucking Sutcliffe


Ace Ace Ace

Excellent stuff :D

i want one!

These are great, well done...err can I have one? :)

Can I echo the sentiments of everyone else and say this thread is the dog's danglies.

I'm crying with laughter. Top work fella's

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can't argue with any of that!

Ace :D

We need a whole pack of these and then a TEF top trumps tournament (TEFTTT)

I'm appalled I only just noticed this but more so that I only rated a 42 in punchability - just shows how little mex knows me, anyone who's had to spend any time with me would put it well into the 70s. Good work chaps :)

your punchability would be higher but you help get rid of diamandis, if you hadnt done that it would have been in the late nineties believe me.

Good enough, although on that basis virtually everyone on here should get a punchability discount. I'm sure if the good gentleman in question had been asked he'd have scored me a lot higher in punchability :)

Everyone of you twats should have punchability of 100

I'm happy with that. I reckon I could get a 2 on buying pints though. I got loads in when I had a job.

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who the fuck is that?

It's Trevor from ID

hahaha cunt

 :D

Very good si

I alone just noticed this but added so that I alone rated a 42 in punchability - just shows how little mex knows me, anyone who's had to absorb any time with me would put it able-bodied into the 70s.






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Is this a random spambot? It's basically copied the text from pauld's post from the last page.

Great thread to randomly bump though, had a giggle looking at these.