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Right next week i'm going on a fancy dress pub crawl, and the theme is anything beginning with the letter M, and i cant think of anything good :( Can anyone recommend anything that would be good and not overly expensive? Muchos gracias xx

Go as Mr Hanky.

Or wrap yourself in bog roll and go as a Mummy.

put on a shirt and tie be dull and boring and go as Maurice Malpas

or this guy...

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go as me

A manatee

(Danger)mouse

http://www.funwarehouse.co.uk/acatalog/danger_mouse_costume.html

Mexican ?

It could be a little Chilli.

marcel marceau, though his image does make me want to punch him. A lot.

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If there are a few of you, you could go as mike and the mechanics.

Marilyn Monroe.

Or Manson. That would suit Dave.

how about Mr Incredible?

Mel C of Spice Girls fame.
Or Mel B. Yes, do that... can't beat cross-dressing or blacking up for fancy dress. Combine the two.

Mankind :D

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My Name is Earl (you might get away with the "m" thing).

Mongolian

Michael Knight

(Blind) Mikey from BB

Maradona

"Me"

Margaret Thatcher

we have a winner, go as Mankind....

:haha i dont have a gimp mask :(

may go as a mummy, cheers sam

Anf hope it doesn't rain?

Mummy's not very original, go as Mansfield Town Football Club, or a midget (take Ash)

might not be orignal but is a damn site cheaper

You want cheap, get pissed up, go to the party and start slagging off Jews, then you can tell people you're Mel Gibson.

Or get caught having a wank in the tolilet and hey presto your George Michael.

Thing is though jan i need to do something different to the norm

Morpheus. (from the matrix)

Go as a Mobius Strip. Explain to any fit birds about your strange mathematical properties. Guaranteed sex.

Smear Marmite all over yourself. Then stay away from me you sick fuck.

Mahatma Ghandi?
Madonna
Mr Miyagi

I so think you will look good as My Name is Earl young David

Methusalah (borrow stuff off Mr Smeeton)

i might go as the profit mohammed, see how that goes down

that'll make you a few quid

go as Myra Hindley.

Good call - there's room for creative licence too. You interpret his appearance how you like.

There's alway Mumm-Ra from Thundercats.

oooo i've just thought of one. mr muscle. should be cheap and fairly different

Ha Ha this made me laugh

Don't go into any Polish pubs.

Medieval Peasant that way people will feel sorry for you and buy you pints all night.  :D

Items required 1 tunic type thingy.1 pair leg warmers 1.kind of dull coloured head scarf or hat.stand next to a bonfire so you smell a bit and dont use deodrant or aftershave.

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 You'd certainly have more chance of pulling than as fB's Moebius Strip, Mr Nerd Boy.

  How about M from James Bond....or M, as in Pop Muzik, London Paris New York Munich

mo molam,a minstrel,michael jackson,michelle macmanuss

marrow
minge
mint
mole
magician

how would he go as a minge???????

the mind boggles.

He could come in a minge. Probably get arrested in a public place though.

Monk
Martian
Marsupial
Maggie, Marge, Mo, Monty, Millhouse etc from Simpsons
Mr Ed
Mancunian
Molester
Michael Knight
Mitch Buccanan

The list is potentially endless

Monster Munch.

Michael Moore

Pretend to be a footballer and go as Michael Pook

Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
Michelangelo (Turtles)
Marge Simpson

Go as Mixymatosis and rabbit on all night.

Easy...

[url width=385 height=477]http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Tom_Selleck/magnum_pi_tom_selleck.jpg[/url]

or get one of these

[url width=250 height=279]http://www.motivators.com/resize.asp?path=products/foam_fist.jpg&v=1[/url]

and go as....


[url width=322 height=400]http://www.actors.co.nz/download.aspx?objectId=40204&fieldName=data&filename=Michael+Barrymore[/url]

Paint yourself and call it a Masterpiece.

(That was my wife's suggestion anyway. I'm thick and can't think of anything)

Big thanks everyone for your suggestions.

Has anyone said Murray Walker yet?

Just get some big cans and a microphone. Easy.

Medicine/medication
The Moon
Milton Keynes
Monster Munch
Marshmallow Man
Monkey
Manimal
Megatron

... I could go on...

Oops...

 Going dressed as Milton Keynes might be a challenge.

You say that but a few cardboard boxes would probably do the trick.

 Yep...Dave could knock up some fake concrete cows out of them....in fact if he could get a pantomime cow's suit, he could get a bird to do the front end...and have some amusement as the rear end.

muchos gracia everyone for your time and your suggestions.Unfortunatley most of them ignored the cheap bit, but thanks anyway. I've made my decision, so if a mod could close this thread i will love them forever, possibly bum them. ta xxx

You're going as a mod? ace

Minge