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To stop karma getting at you after yesterdays terrible behaviour (you should all be ashamed of yourselves), it's time to do something nice. Give someone a compliment, make someone a cup of tea, just generally make peoples lives nicer. It'll make you feel better as well!

Good luck!

I brought six tickets to see Jason Manford

My friends are paying me back - but I was the kind one who organised it!

I also sent my friend from work a specially picked birthday card from Moonpig and am organising her birthday meal for Sat.

who wouldnt want me as there bessie mate???

Nah

Fuck it

I'm in a bad mood

I might let my boss buy me some guinnesses after work, I'm nice like that you see.

I'm generally nice so not a lot of effort is required today ;) . Um...I picked my girlfriend up from uni yesterday, can that count?

I have tired but I just can't i really can't. I made someone cry again today on the phone. Can someone please help me be nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lost cause springs to mind

well if i am going to burn in hell i am dragging as many cunts with me as possible!

I told my misus she looked nice this morning.

She thought I was being sarcastic...

So much for being nice, ungrateful bitch.........

I made my missus a cup of tea this morning. When I got to work she had sent me a txt saying the tea was not nice as i had not out any sugar in. I have decided that being nice doesn't work so i am going back to eveil

Come on people, try harder. You can do it.

GFM why do you always feel the need to tell us all about you "being evil", and the horrible things you do?  Genuine question.

sussex made me breakfast this morning and yesterday.

The nice thing I do is let him live with me.

I knocked on the door of the lady who lives 2 doors away to tell her she'd left her interior lights on in her car. 

I have a job which often mean's I have to make decions which make other people life horrible. I therefore often feel abit shit about it so I try and make light off it. Plus it's good to get it off my chest, you lot are my shoulder to cry on :(

Fair enough fella, was just kinda interested.

I let my flatmate cut in line at registration today having been there 90 mins already.

To reward myself I'll christen my room with an almighty wank cos I've not had one yet, then out on the sauce. Game on.

have you fucked another student yet dave? if not im disappointed.

Nope but I've only been here 3 nights and I'm working on it with one of my roomies....

is he nice?

good lad

Seriously brother what ever you do, do not nail one of your flatmates.

You will regret it for the rest of the year.

There's a million other fresherfish in the sea though so take your pick.

Yeah I was thinking of the implications last night when we were on the tiles. I think Dex is probably right which means 2 wasted nights, cunting fuck.

But you've put the groundwork in for if one of you moves out.

Oh, and I bought biscuits for my office and milky way cake bars.

Can't get nicer than that!

I was going to be nice and clear up some storage space for our Notes server by deleting some old emails, but then I realised there's 2,666 emails in my inbox and I can't be fucked to go through them all to see which ones I need to keep.

dave fuck her, once she gets to know you she wont like you anyway.