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Take some deep breaths, close your eyes, then let all the negativity, anger and frustration flow out of you. The rest of the world is still going to be shit, but you'll have made all the difference you can by not letting it get you down.

Now enjoy a glass of wine and try to relax before another hectic week starts.

The highlight of my day is I bought a washing machine from Currys today.

I hope that makes you all feel better.

I had a pretty darn amazing roast beef dinner today.

The highlight of mine was the final whistle

I'm actually quite relaxed having missed it.

i ran out of coffee this morning.

i queued for half an hour at tesco to get diesel.

everyone ditched me in the merlin.

the hot dog and pasty i had at football were awful.

football.

i've caused unknown damage to the speakers in my car and have wasted money on it.

i've got work tomorrow.

I went to the pub and got pissed.

I went to the football.

I'm now drinking again to help me forget the football.

And I'm having my favourite tea tonight - tuna pasta bake, yum yum.

We have a winner.

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Tuna pasta bake is your friend.

I have had no cash for beer all weekend and have to work tomorrow.

Football.

Football

My central heating won't come on and Im freezing

Im going out with an Oxford fan later

I have ran out of wine

I can put a jumper on
I can drink tea
But an Oxford fan?

you disappoint me

You are dead to me.

Good venting everybody. Now how can the TEF come together to salvage the rest of everybody's Sunday?

   I can't be arsed with Sunday football and stupid KO times...beautiful early autumn day, too good to waste in the slough of despond that the CG has become, so it was a walk for me.

   Very fine too, the wet summer means that the foliage, hedgerows and field edges, haven't become lank and brown, but rather retain a verdant green. The browns of the freshly ploughed fields, contrast wonderfully with the azure of the sky...and overhead buzzards mewed whilst gracefully soaring on the thermals.

  Plenty of mushrooms to be had, as it's classic conditions.

We won 2-0 this morning in the first round of the Kent Junior Cup-furthest we've ever been!

how on earth are you a junior?

Maybe he's the manager?

Pub

Football

Pub

Food

How bad can it really be?

Why do I feel like shit?

i realised this travveling back and forth to the football may be worse than i imagined, especially when we play like that. curses

I'm the permitted over 50s player-you cheeky young turk

So, your their version of Lillian Nalis but quicker, probably...

I didnt go to football - I went to work instead and I think it was more fun!!

we had crumpets and fab lollys for lunch

hahahahaha

who changed my post??????????

the soapy tit wank bit was because of the first part of the word lolly.

I've changed the settings now though, you should be able to write lolly.

why cant you write lolly??

You can now. but it was because of the first 3 letters. Have you never noticed what happens if you write the short version of Laugh Out Loud on here?

Oh yeah!!!  :D

my was confused for a moment!!  :-[

It's breakfast time. My favourite part of the day. Shall I have eggs, bacon, mushrooms, cheese, beans? Or just load up on coffee and see if I can scrounge some cigarettes?

Argh no milk. I need tea.

go for the full on food - maybe with black coffee??

I normally work my way up to black coffee with lots of tea. I hope my body can cope with it straight up today. I'll report back.

Ok thanks - keep us informed

My office is about minus a million degrees today! If anyone is passing through the Bradford on Avon area today please feel free to drop off a cardie!

Sweet, I've got some croissants.

I did the washing up and it put me off eating breakfast a bit so I'm going to leave it half an hour.

i've not had any coffee yet today. i'm worried my body may shut down in protest

I'm about to make my 2nd pot.

I have no gay husband to make me lunch

Im like a husk - Im worried I may pass away quietly of hunger

soapy tit wank

I'm glad you did that, saves me the trouble. what did it used to turn into?