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I fucking love sheds me

 I once had a mate, who lived in the shed.  We'd have shed parties.

I used to use our old shed when I was a lad as a haven that I could retire to to knock one out

 Could this be why you're excited about getting a shed now?

Cant wait mate

what with the advent of portable dvd players

 8)

 You'll be able to use it as a refuge from the birds who are on your case.

Sat here with all the doors and windows locked mate

 :surrender: :guns2:

I lived in a lift for three days when I was sixteen, sixth floor, Smiths Lane, Windsor when I left home (kicked out), kept the door open so no-one could use the lift.

I'm having a new shed delivered next week as well.

My shed's ace. It's huge but I've still managed to fill it with junk.

including a road bike

hardly junk Samuel

Technically it's junk until I put it back together again... if I can find all the right nuts and bolts :)

 Lifts in residential blocks always stink of piss...although maybe you get a better class of lift in Windsor.

Or perhaps just a better class of piss.

Boooooo

I thought that this was gonna be a Pizza thread.

Fred, you can't eat a shed you prick.

 :D

Our sheds got a power supply, the freezer uses it at the moment but sorting Sky multiroom in there might come in handy for when I'm in the dog house..

All good sheds need a power supply. Mine's even got an alarm.

That sounds quite often at the moment from some of the posts I've read today!!

i played "you show me yours n i'll show you mine" with a boy called Jason in a shed. I was good at that game, i never had to show anyone anything!

Did nobody want to see yours then?

My shed at uni was the bestest. Armchair, rug, simpsons clock, cd player and a heater for the winter. It was a refuge from the girls and a great smoking den.

You should speak to Arthur Jackson...he had more than one shed.

I lived in a car for two months once. surprisingly comfortable.

See I've been happily paging through this shed thread, wondering when someone would mention the legend that is "Two sheds" - donkey, always there when he's needed.

Bit worried about Fred and his "shed love that dare not speak it's name" mind

Anything for you Paul.

My shed has a punchbag and now six bottles of southern comfrot

Oh and i lived in carfax st carpark for about 5 months. Haha i am such a tramp

I have a shed but it's rubbish the doors broke the roofs broke and it's full of spiders!

I don't have a shed.

If I need a place to escape to, I go to the pub........

you cant knock one out in the pub (well in ours you can't)

I'll introduce you to the barmaid in my local, she loves a good facial.......

Fred, don't you live alone? What exactly are you getting away from in this shed of yours?

The ghost.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aOpAjLstDzo

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HLjS3gzHetA

It a voyeur ghost

Fucking pervert

It's probably a time travelling ghost, one of us from the future. Not Sonic though. He's an immortal.

I bet its fucking Fatbury

;D