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I hope you are all being good. I'm on holiday visiting my friend ally. Yes JFW he's a bloke. Visiting Ally pretty much consists of sitting around playing video games of variable age, drinking cheap cider and smoking lots of cigarettes.

I ended up playing poker for ally last night which was a bit strange, because he's better than me. I remember being about £250 up before I passed out though. I think he must owe me some more cider. Or at least some fags. I'm worried if I stop drinking too long then I'll feel bad [upside down smiley face].

It's all good, actually I think there's some white ace left, which makes fags the main issue.

Here's a picture of an asleep ally to cheer you all up

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If I can find a pen I'll draw on his face.

haha  got back from holiday yesterday, well midnight ish.  I miss the sun already.  Unfortunately we didn't have an Ali type character but a few over friendly Arabs! :D

Mr. Ally is an over friendly arab.

he has his hand down his shorts!! I think he is playing with his willy in his sleep!!  :-[

We all do JFW

Play with Ally while he's sleeping?

I would but he's covered himself up now. The logistics are a bit tricky.

what's stuffed under the sofa there,wank rag?

Just a sock I think. Well definitely a sock. I just checked. I've got some sort of magic 3d reality vision which comes with being in the room. Crazy shit.

Hahaha he just woke up and asked what I was doing before passing out again. Good times.

Right, that's it. Not only do we need cigarettes, but there's also no bog roll. I'm not desperate for a shit yet, but I can feel one brewing.

I'm going to have to wake him up properly.

Use that sock!!!

this is a good story - I felt a bit sad today but Ben makes me happy again

It started with a story across a forum ...

The sock didn't work very well. I took some pictures of the sock in action but I'm too lazy to upload them.

I might play chuckie egg really loud.

or just start drinking cider again, quietly by myself.

Why not drink white ace loudly?

I love chucky egg

ben put your bollocks on his forehead while he is asleep and take a pic and post it here as evidence

he's awake now.

to be fair that bed (or sofa) does look very comfortable!

I need more story - whats Ally doing now?

I hope Ally wakes up soon. I'm hungry.

is he good at bakering like you?

I baked a cake last night. I didn't win the bake-off at work today though :(

a bake off??? wow that sounds A.mazing

What type of cake was it Samuel ?

I think I might die.

why?? of malnutrition?

There must me enough change kicking about for a bottle of coke. I hope so anyway. Otherwise this could be it.

Wish be luck.

Victoria sandwich with loads of jam and buttercream.

ace

good luck Ethniopian

I feel about a bijillion times better. Sweet.

what did you find?

Enough change to buy some coke. Happy times.

Ally's awake now.

Make him baker something

I thought you were 250 quid up on cards.

Or was that a lie/dream?

Buttercream - man, I could get that stuff by the bowlful!

Ooh, how I looked forward to licking the buttercream from the spatula. I forgotten all about that jan, good shout.

I like going to visit Ally, but it's nice to come home and not sleep on a chair. Good times.


Was playing on interwebs for him. All his money is in eland. Actually I think he was playing when I passed out the next night and lost it all again. Meh.