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the only reason I ask, is that I've had problems getting my medium shirt over my head?!

57cm around I think I just got.

Measuring your own head is tricky.

54cm

Be careful. This might be a trick to use phrenology to get our bank details.

I dont have anything to measure with - a ruler just isnt working!  ???

 :D.

Nice one JFW.

My head is quite small as I am a modest chap.

Wrap a piece of string round your head, then measure the sting laid out flat (the string, not you). Then you'll also be able so solve the age-old "How long is a piece of string?" conundrum, the world of science will thank you

good idea

I cant find any string though - ooooh I found a piece of ribbon

Is everybody measuring around the same part of the head though?

Someone (YKW82) is probably measuring his knobhead as we speak, er post.

approx 50 cm

Not as big as JPVC.

I'm a inches man myself ...

Centi. makes everything sound very big.

anybody else think the medium home shirt head hole is quite small?!

yes, it feels like it might rip when i put my head in it!

Great thread. My head's 50 cm (Approx) It's a tightish fit getting it into a large shirt.

Probably the best thread for ages..............

I have the biggest hed thus far 57.5cm! woooooooooo i am a big head I am a big head!

to be fair Gazz, I've never met you but I have seen you and I did think: 'that chap has a remarkably big head'

I've just realised I've past 1,000 posts. Do I win a free t-shirt or something?

so my heads the same size as your head???  :eek:

no

Another question, who do you share the size head with on this forum? JFW and Hertha...

This fact has scared me somewhat

49cm for me. I'd like to see gazz get my shirt on!

Only if it has an exceptionally large head hole lmfao.

For the record...mine is 58cm! but then I do have an 18 inch neck so a medium would never fit me!

Maybe my tape measure has stretched....................

Are you implying I've got a large head JFW?

I think your head's the same size as my waist

cheecky fucker! are you storking me? Next time instead of just looking at me you should come and buy me a drink!

ive met you but i dont think you know that GFM...

No Im Implying I have a large head!  :cry:

Yeah, he dresses up as a big white bird with really long legs and a huge beak.

I saw the back of your head at mk mongs GFM.

I thought a barrage balloon had escaped from its mooring..................

i must make an impression (a bad one no doubt) to get mentioned in most threads i havent even posted in!

JFW did u go see Ne-Yo at the hammersmith apollo??

Big head = big brain!

No - my friends grandad died so her and her boyfriend couldnt go and if I went on my own with an 18 year old boy people would have talked!

no need!! a girl i know said he was amazing

You must be a right clever fucker then!

great that makes me feel so much better  :cry:

and Tans - yes I touch him all the time!  ;)

I am in your queue!

i missed out aswell, took my nephew out for his birthday

what the fuck are you on about?

what has this got to do with heads fuck off and make you own thread. gimpo!

haha, anyway JPC what was this fallout

baby Pook  ;)

and Oi GFM have a go at me as well if you want!!

It means I agreed with you FFS.

fine fuck off too. haven't you got a pool to clean?

Im not lifguarding today Im event planning so up your bum brains

so a kid shitting in a pool is called an event these days. learn something new every day.

Gazza, are you ovulating?

JFW you're a lifeguard? For some reason that excites me. Sorry!

Have you ever had to clear a poo out of a swimming pool JFW?

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Im a part time lifeguard yes - Its not exciting - I dont have large breasts or wear a red swimsuit!  

I was very excited when I was in her hotel room after leeds!

I have visions of JFW lifeguarding in a baywatch stylee for some reason.

Anyway, back to big heads, my boss caught me measuring my head with a football scarf and part broken 30cm ruler.

don't ruin my afternoon JFW. In my head that's exactly how you look.

yes - ifs its solid you scoop it out - if its runny poo or sick then you have to clear the pool and wait 5 hours
This happened last week - a kid threw up in swimming lessons

http://www.thehatsite.com/measuring.html

can you tell I'm busy today? Can I make 2000 posts in one day?

My head is 10 inches.  I put an elastic band round my head then took it off, then measured it, 10 inches, no more no less.

where did everybody go, I have another 19 minutes to waste before I can go home...

how does that work jan, surely it stretched to go round your head, then went back to normal when you took it off?!

I think Jan was taking the piss Juddie...

fucking hell 64 cm. i have a head like robbie fucking coltrane. wish my cock was as big.

gotcha! I'm a dumdum sometimes. Most of the time, in fact.

64?!!! That's the new leader. My mate has posted this on his pompey forum and their biggest was 63cm.

I can see a nationwide craze of head-measuring starting...

An average head size for a man is 58 cms in European Sizing or 7 1/8 UK sizing and 7 1/4 US sizing. The average head size for a lady is 55 cms. Probably the largest head size you will ever find, will be 64cms and the smallest 51cms.

im no fucking circus act

not for the first time in my life I have come in below average!

whoop my head is below adverage

you could make millions touring with your massive heed MR.

 59 cm. Does size matter?

is there a newspaper peado joke somewhere there neville?

 :nod:

only to bucket fannys

MEX!!!  :eek:

Way hey!!!!  I didn't expect you to fall for that one Judders!

 Are you pitching to fill the niche left behind by the sadly departed Birdy ( :cry:)?

Not sure I could Reg - I dont have the bresticles to start with!

I miss Birdy.

 Size doesn't matter, JFW

WTF.

I chip off for an hour and miss out on 6 pages off opportunities for me to call people big headed cunts. Head size must obviously be a contentious issue.

I want to hear STFC Dave's opinion on the matter.

60cm. Just so you all know.

Big headed cunt.

(Cheers Sam)

54cm

That helps my head size is 6 7/8s whats that in centimetres.

55cm

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i sish i had large bereatsas. i woukd use them to ge tme ulnitamaste power

:D :blowup: :harhar:

i think we should be the judge of your breasticles JFW! :P

Perhaps you should start a "How big are your breasts?" thread juddie.

think you've got the ball rolling! Mine are bigger these days, cheeky little moobs...