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Title: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:03:16 a fish
a fish a fish a fish than a fishermans wife. BATH IS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BORING. There is a sexy chinese de scent girl in the flat next door, if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRR. I SAW THE SMOKE IN BATH, BUT DIDNT HEAR A BANG BECAUSE I AM A TRUE HARDCORE G, ANDLIKE ALL THE GANGSTARS I GET DRUNK AND FIND THE NEAREST WEBSITE FORUM, AND TYOPRM RUBBISH GIBBERISH. because i am a gangster ahe,/ theres a latvian man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes scary. well no scary, but intimidating. but he is a good dude. And wye do all essex people seem rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyyy camp. Like proper, hello sailors.;m its worrying byebyebeybybe PS bart, dont bum a 3 loegged donkey unprotected. Tis not wise Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:12:20 8)
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:13:17 . There is a sexy chinese de scent girl in the flat next door, if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself. thats my fave bit Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:14:21 tee hee. i dont hi n ve evr seen yu in real life, but from pictures on the interweb you look like a middle aged mike skinner? Is this right, please dontbe affendedd and set your staffies on me :(
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:16:48 Ha ha
Erm I wouldnt have thought so no,though I am middle aged. :( My dogs are lovers not fighters. Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:18:35 I USED TO BE SCARED OF DOGS, BUT NOW I M NOT SO, THOUGH THE BIG ONES I AM IFFY AROUND, YOUR DOGS APPEAR LITTLE THOUGH, SO I WOULD MOST PROBABLY LAUGH AT THEM, AND MAYBE KICK THEM IN THE RIBS (I WOULDN TREALLY, I SAID THAT FOR COMEDIDC AFECT) BUT HE DOES HAVE A SEXY SCARF, SO GETS DUE PROPS
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:35:11 If I was in Swindon, I'd get Dave drunk everyday.
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 05:56:10 i think i love dave
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 06:11:12 I wish I was dave.
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: wheretherealredsare on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 06:55:00 I wish I was dave. Before or after February? Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:07:19 i think i love dave GotchaTitle: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: wheretherealredsare on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:12:14 ... if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself. And then what will The SAS suck? Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:16:32 I wish I was dave. Looks like he's trying to take over your mantel Ben. Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: tans on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:39:18 Dave you are ace
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:53:18 He's destined for an academic career that's for sure.
What a scholar! Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:54:15 soapy tit wank
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:58:01 Come in the Merlin Sunday Daffyd !
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:58:28 I think im going ikea
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 09:04:01 Nutter !
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 09:21:15 hahaha he is ace :D
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: axs on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 16:41:47 sounds like you're enjoying FAF week.
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 19:02:56 Dave, you should definitely write some hip hop rhymes when you're next drunk.
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 01:06:42 my name is dave and i live in
swindon i rock the pink tishrity and i have a condom but i wont use it because im a square and nonone usese my piink underwear bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: tans on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 02:04:16 Go to bed Dave :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Batch on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 09:45:05 :) How did I miss this thread!
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