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Title: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 03:20:04 a fish
a fish a fish a fish than a fishermans wife. BATH IS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BORING. There is a sexy chinese de scent girl in the flat next door, if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself. RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRR. I SAW THE SMOKE IN BATH, BUT DIDNT HEAR A BANG BECAUSE I AM A TRUE HARDCORE G, ANDLIKE ALL THE GANGSTARS I GET DRUNK AND FIND THE NEAREST WEBSITE FORUM, AND TYOPRM RUBBISH GIBBERISH. because i am a gangster ahe,/ theres a latvian man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes scary. well no scary, but intimidating. but he is a good dude. And wye do all essex people seem rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyyy camp. Like proper, hello sailors.;m its worrying byebyebeybybe PS bart, dont bum a 3 loegged donkey unprotected. Tis not wise Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 03:29:08 8)
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 03:30:05 . There is a sexy chinese de scent girl in the flat next door, if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself. thats my fave bit Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 03:31:09 tee hee. i dont hi n ve evr seen yu in real life, but from pictures on the interweb you look like a middle aged mike skinner? Is this right, please dontbe affendedd and set your staffies on me :(
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 03:33:36 Ha ha
Erm I wouldnt have thought so no,though I am middle aged. :( My dogs are lovers not fighters. Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 03:35:23 I USED TO BE SCARED OF DOGS, BUT NOW I M NOT SO, THOUGH THE BIG ONES I AM IFFY AROUND, YOUR DOGS APPEAR LITTLE THOUGH, SO I WOULD MOST PROBABLY LAUGH AT THEM, AND MAYBE KICK THEM IN THE RIBS (I WOULDN TREALLY, I SAID THAT FOR COMEDIDC AFECT) BUT HE DOES HAVE A SEXY SCARF, SO GETS DUE PROPS
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 03:51:59 If I was in Swindon, I'd get Dave drunk everyday.
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:12:58 i think i love dave
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:28:00 I wish I was dave.
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: wheretherealredsare on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:11:48 I wish I was dave. Before or after February? Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:24:07 i think i love dave GotchaTitle: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: wheretherealredsare on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:29:02 ... if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself. And then what will The SAS suck? Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:33:20 I wish I was dave. Looks like he's trying to take over your mantel Ben. Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: tans on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:56:06 Dave you are ace
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 10:10:06 He's destined for an academic career that's for sure.
What a scholar! Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 10:11:03 soapy tit wank
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 10:14:49 Come in the Merlin Sunday Daffyd !
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 10:15:16 I think im going ikea
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 10:20:49 Nutter !
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 10:38:03 hahaha he is ace :D
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: axs on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 17:58:35 sounds like you're enjoying FAF week.
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 20:19:44 Dave, you should definitely write some hip hop rhymes when you're next drunk.
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 02:23:30 my name is dave and i live in
swindon i rock the pink tishrity and i have a condom but i wont use it because im a square and nonone usese my piink underwear bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: tans on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 03:21:04 Go to bed Dave :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Re: I'd rather kisss Post by: Batch on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 11:01:53 :) How did I miss this thread!
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