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Title: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:03:16
a fish
a fish
a fish
a fish than a fishermans wife. BATH IS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BORING. There is a sexy chinese de

scent girl in the flat next door, if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself.




RRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRR. I SAW THE SMOKE IN BATH, BUT DIDNT HEAR A BANG BECAUSE I AM A TRUE HARDCORE G, ANDLIKE ALL THE GANGSTARS I GET DRUNK AND FIND THE NEAREST WEBSITE FORUM, AND TYOPRM RUBBISH GIBBERISH. because i am a gangster ahe,/ theres a latvian man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes scary. well no scary, but intimidating. but he is a good dude. And wye do all essex people seem rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyyyyyy camp. Like proper, hello sailors.;m its worrying


byebyebeybybe


PS bart, dont bum a 3 loegged donkey unprotected. Tis not wise


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:12:20
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Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:13:17
. There is a sexy chinese de

scent girl in the flat next door, if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself.






thats my fave bit


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:14:21
tee hee. i dont hi n ve evr seen yu in real life, but from pictures on the interweb you look like a middle aged mike skinner? Is this right, please dontbe affendedd and set your staffies on me :(


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:16:48
Ha ha

Erm I wouldnt have thought so no,though I am middle aged. :(

My dogs are lovers not fighters.


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:18:35
I USED TO BE SCARED OF DOGS, BUT NOW I M NOT SO, THOUGH THE BIG ONES I AM IFFY AROUND, YOUR DOGS APPEAR LITTLE THOUGH, SO I WOULD MOST PROBABLY LAUGH AT THEM, AND MAYBE KICK THEM IN THE RIBS (I WOULDN TREALLY, I SAID THAT FOR COMEDIDC AFECT) BUT HE DOES HAVE A SEXY SCARF, SO GETS DUE PROPS


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 02:35:11
If I was in Swindon, I'd get Dave drunk everyday.


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 05:56:10
i think i love dave


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 06:11:12
I wish I was dave.


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 06:55:00
I wish I was dave.

Before or after February?


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: ronnie21 on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:07:19
i think i love dave
Gotcha


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: wheretherealredsare on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:12:14
... if i dont gewt my end away by february i WILL castrate myself.

And then what will The SAS suck?


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Samdy Gray on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:16:32
I wish I was dave.

Looks like he's trying to take over your mantel Ben.


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: tans on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 07:39:18
Dave you are ace


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Rich Pullen on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:53:18
He's destined for an academic career that's for sure.

What a scholar!


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:54:15
soapy tit wank


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:58:01
Come in the Merlin Sunday Daffyd !


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 08:58:28
I think im going ikea


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 09:04:01
Nutter !


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Leggett on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 09:21:15
hahaha he is ace :D


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: axs on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 16:41:47
sounds like you're enjoying FAF week.


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, September 24, 2008, 19:02:56
Dave, you should definitely write some hip hop rhymes when you're next drunk.


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Bogus Dave on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 01:06:42
my name is dave and i live in
swindon
i rock the pink tishrity
and i have a
condom
but i wont use it because im a square
and nonone usese my piink underwear



bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: tans on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 02:04:16
Go to bed Dave :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Re: I'd rather kisss
Post by: Batch on Thursday, September 25, 2008, 09:45:05
:) How did I miss this thread!

Dave is giving the neighbourhood a good name.