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Are pretty awesome. They make for simple warriors but often have hidden depth.

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I've been jumping around my room going "RAHHHH!!" and pretending to be Worf. With my guitar as his big Klingon knife/sword thing. Well I was until I stood on an empty bottle of white ace and hurt my ankle. The real Worf would never be so clumsy. I lack honour.

I'm so easily amused it's awesome. Easily amused and possibly slightly demented.

I fixed the light in my aquarium.

The fish went mental when I turned it on.

What the fuck are you on about!

Nobody will rush to disagree fB!!

Well I was saying how ace I think Klingons are and then axs gave the TEF a much needed fishy update. Good times all round don't you think?

I thought it was fairly simple to understand and I've never watched star trek in my life.

You should. It's fucking ace.

Well apart from Voyager. And Enterprise. And the last couple of films. They all suck. But the rest of it is awesome.

 tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a'

no,i barely manage French.

I always thought klingons were bits of shit that got stuck to the hairs on your arse...

i hate klingons. Must be what haemarroids feels like.

i dont have a hairy arse

back, sack and crack?

pffft yeah yeah. no matter how hard you wipe, theres always a little you've missed

voyager was ace seven of nine was so fit many times I have knocked one out. Janeway too a couple of times I think it was the idea of all the power she had.

how ace would it been to launch a few photon torepeodoes at the oxford scum

nah never needed it on my arse not hairy

I'm delighted for you.

Bet young macklin hates that. Must chafe a little

thanks, get a little bit on the base of my back tho, very light ones

noted.

ahh puberty will do that too you

yeah it would, if ur hoping those ginger pubes will go darker when u hit puberty they wont xXxXx

Now this is a Klingon and a half...

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Imagine your job description is 'Guy to hold up elephant's tail why other guys slips inside it's arse'.

 :cry:

You know how to cut to the core of me

u may be sarcastic but Gingers and Fatties really do get wound up about those two subjects

do fatties have ginger pubes too?

None of you are honourable warriors. Apart from maybe reg, but I have no idea what he said. I'm guessing there's a Klingon translator on the interwebs, either that or he's massively out geeked me.

he said 'do you speak klingon'

wow.

In 2353, when Worf was 13 and growing up amongst humans, he was captain of his school football team. The team got to the some final that year, and with the game tied, they got a corner. Worf jumped up and scored an awesome header, unfortunately he clashed heads with the opposition defender. The poor opposition kid's neck was broken and he died the next day.

We should sign Worf

Are you sure it wasn't Jolean Lescott?

Not sure. The song Jolene is about the incident though.

I'd take a Captain Piccard with Kirk as assistant management team any day. Worf could be head coach, with McCoy as physio. Scotty could fix the PA system with the help of Geordi LeForge. Chief O'Brian's wife wasshername could be groundslady. Dax and Seven of Nine could do the Robinettes.

All sorted for the Star Trek STFC management crew.

what was that weird episode when Dax (who is a bloke inside) met his ex-wife and they started tongueing each other - girl on Dax action - or did I imagine/dream it?