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Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Papa Smurf on Monday, May 9, 2005, 23:35:01
From Swindon, how did we miss out there?


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Leggett on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 04:56:02
im none too sure. Kingsdown lad wasnt he?

cracking good player. not only did he get me into the premiership with sunderland in 2011/12, he won me the premiership in 2014/15 :soapy tit wank:


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 08:41:23
Urban myth......just not true.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Papa Smurf on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:04:35
It's no urban myth reg, it's all true.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:08:50
I heard that Dean Ashton was in fact raised by wild elephants in the Kenyan safari lands.  He was lost by his parents at the age of 2 on a family holiday and was only found when Mike Walker the ex-Norwich manager took a break to Africa for a little sole searching in the mid 90's, after his sacking from Everton.  Dean, after living with Dumbo and friends for 17 years was reunited with his family.  

So it should be Kenya, not us, who should be kicking themselves.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Piemonte on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:11:32
Quote from: "janaage"
I heard that Dean Ashton was in fact raised by wild elephants in the Kenyan safari lands.  He was lost by his parents at the age of 2 on a family holiday and was only found when Mike Walker the ex-Norwich manager took a break to Africa for a little sole searching in the mid 90's, after his sacking from Everton.  Dean, after living with Dumbo and friends for 17 years was reunited with his family.  

So it should be Kenya, not us, who should be kicking themselves.


he went all the way to africa to look for some kids shoes? now thats commitment for you.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: janaage on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:14:25
D'oh, I thought that's how you spelt it when your talking about the fish.  I stand corrected.  I bow in honour of your greater knowledge of fish.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:34:16
Quote from: "Papa Smurf"
It's no urban myth reg, it's all true.



  Rothmans doesn't list Ashton as from Swindon.....have you ever met anyone who's said I went to school with Ashton, and was better than him in those days, or I played against Ashton for the school team, bugger never got a kick that day.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:35:43
I don't think it is an urban myth, I think he really was born in Swindon but if you hear him speak he clearly didn't spend much time in the town if any as he sounds like a dirty northern bastard.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:38:41
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
I don't think it is an urban myth, I think he really was born in Swindon but if you hear him speak he clearly didn't spend much time in the town if any as he sounds like a dirty northern bastard.


 Well if its the case how come Rothmans and Playfair don't say that Ashton was born in Swindon......these two are the most reliable generally available stat books.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:38:48
I'm going to join the Dean Ashton pen pals.

http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/dean_ashton/page7.html


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Papa Smurf on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:46:00
Dunno what footie sites are reliable, but here are some links produced from a google search

http://premierleague.com/fapl.rac?command=forwardOnly&nextPage=enPlayerProfile&playerId=212799   (7 lines down)

http://www.citizens2canaries.com/players/ashton.htm

http://www.soccerbase.com/players_details.sd?playerid=23118

http://www.games.telegraph.co.uk/sport/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/sport/2005/03/29/sfnash29.xml    (4th paragraph down)


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 09:49:03
Internet football sites are notoriously unreliable....especially Soccerbase.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: magnum150 on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 22:20:06
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Internet football sites are notoriously unreliable....especially Soccerbase.


Now be told, the lot of you!.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: JTomlinson on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 20:23:42
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "OOH!  SHAUN TAYLOR"
I don't think it is an urban myth, I think he really was born in Swindon but if you hear him speak he clearly didn't spend much time in the town if any as he sounds like a dirty northern bastard.


 Well if its the case how come Rothmans and Playfair don't say that Ashton was born in Swindon......these two are the most reliable generally available stat books.


So what do they say?


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Tails on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 23:09:19
He was born in Swindon.

Thats as far as it goes.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 23:15:39
:wall


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 23:21:04
Reg, where was he born according to books you mentioned?


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 23:28:56
Crewe....signed for them as a schoolboy.


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: yeo on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 23:32:53
Born in Swindon wasn't he.


































































 :winking:


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: sonicyouth on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 23:33:55
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Crewe....signed for them as a schoolboy.


Makes sense really, unless his Mum went into labour somewhere in Wiltshire by accident :D


Title: Dean Ashton
Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 18, 2005, 23:37:14
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick