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Estate agents
Pakistanis(not racist they just annow me)
Mechanics... All 3 have pissed me off today.... That is all

did you have a run in with a pakistani estate agent mechanic?

What a horrible thought

His house sale fell through,then after finding rat droppings in his massala the mechanic couldnt get the wheel nuts off to change his puncture...a bad day.....and bye the way feel free to use the forum to say what you think thats what it is for,but i find saying things like i hate Pakistanis not very nice and to be honest isnt clever.

Leeds fans arrogant pricks
Telesales people,annoying cunts
Meringue those hard cake kinda things that when you bite into them they fall to bits,also gives me that knife scraping on a plate feeling.

Hush leefer we have a whole thread of people saying they hate scottish.others hate germans ,french etc but because theres a nation i dont like and it happens to be pakistan thats wrong? Please explain

I didnt say it was wrong...read the reply properly,i said its not very nice and not clever...i got my opinion..youve got yours.

THEY ARE A DIFFERENT COLOUR

i hate people in supermarkets. its a statistical fact that 90% of people lose track of everything that is happening around them as soon as there hands touch there trolly

Do you have a reason for hating pakistan and it's people or is it just to fill your hate quota?

i hate dem colurds

I hate blackpudding.

(and its not cause its black)

blackpudding is lush and you are wrong.

Although sometimes you do get nasty cheap horrid blackpudding so you might have been unlucky.

Top 3 hates today.

.................Who am I kidding, I love everything.

:nod:

I like black pudding, sliced and fried or grilled.

My ex (Who came from Oldham) used to boil it whole, then eat it with mustard. But then she also liked tripe and cow heels.................

Sorry people, its a proper hate of mine, as is kidneys, liver and all that jazz  :eatkf: :chef: :yuck::yuck::yuck:

(And I'm thrilled theres a yuck smiley!)

Mainly history Ben.also the political system and the open border issues which alqaida openly exploit. Suppose its the country more than the people.

To be fair it's border with Afghanistan is fucking huge, and I though it was helping enough for America to up it's aid to the country.

No good letting aid in and then letting terrorists in to run terrorist training camps. Take ur point bout the size of the border though

I am with Dave with the supermarket people, I detest the shopping thing.

1) Slow walking people in front of you that for whatever reason you cannot pass despite asking/shouting loudly "kotort na krap" (Thai for excuse me please)

2) Knobheads who are to ignorant recognise the queue behind them because they are too busy chatting on their phone.

3) My boss today.

4) Flash floods, because I had to get home from work today on the back of a motorbike in 6 inches-1 foot of water (A bit of a false claim actually as the storm had some wicked lightning and very very very loud thunder, which I like).

That was my day today.

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I did have an outstanding cheeseburger for lunch today though. It even had real cheddar on it. Happy days.

you can't count

1. Drivers who drive without dipped headlights when its chucking it down- only because you can see doesn't mean other drivers can see you!!.
2.Women drivers - No you cannot park there. It says deliverys only, we are you in the middle lane for no reason?!, the speed limit is 60 down here not 35!! Do you not have indicators?
3. Delivery drivers - pre 10.30am delivery my arse!!.

Should balck pudding be fried or grilled?

I find grilled can leave it a little dry.

 Fried is best....

It can be a problem. I suppose it depends on the black pudding, particularly it's fat content.

I tend to grill mine, because I'm generally grilling my bacon and sausages as well. Have been known to fry it on occasion.

As anyone had white pudding before. Absolute vile.

I hate that too!!!!!!

Fried is tastiest, but if you want to take the healthy option when eating your congealed pigs blood, grilled is preferable.

ive only had it once,twas horrid..

Black pudding is great. I have it grilled. Might have to try frying it now it's been suggested though!

I like a bit of black pudding, white pudding is nice too.

I fucking despise people who go on and on and on and on and on when they get a parking ticket because "I was only going to be 5 minutes" - oh piss off you fucking Merc driving bitch, I want your space, the warden wants to fuck off and if you've got an 08 plate Mercedes you can afford 40 cunting pence in the meter. I'm only going to be 5 minutes as well, but I'll pay because thats how it works. Would you say "oooh excuse me till boy, I'm not paying for this loaf of bread cos I only want 4 slices"? Of course not! Now fuck off before I stab you. Twat twat twat.

Ditto people who get done speeding if the roads quiet or the like. I'll shoot around at 90, 100mph but if I get done then thats life. Deal with it. Grrrrrr.

has anyone ever had fried polony? (like luncheon meat)

I haven't had it in years but used to love it!

1. Cous cous.
2. Cunts that dont acknowledge you when you give way to them.
3. Strip clubs (the bain of my life...)

Seriously number 3 has got to be people barging in front of you when you are trying to get served.

I also hate sultanas in curry.

Good call Luci.

Hehe. I sometimes do that if I reckon I can get away with it based on the person I'm stitching up. Quite cuntish really.

To be honest Dave i have been known to do it myself....

You'd like it out here then. :soapy tit wank:

I experienced a lot of it in Dubai mate. Russians and Krauts everywhere...

It did my head in.

I disliked the way my ex neighbours (Pakistanis) house wreaked of spices  :-X.  It was so bad that I couldn't enjoy my garden during the summer.
Now they've moved out and the house was cleaned, floor to eaves and the situation has improved a great deal.
I've noticed the same thing happening in the next street.  I pity the occupants surrounding their house.

If it's the smell I'm thinking of then I love that smell.

People who don't signal or adopt any kind of lane discipline at roundabouts.

I hate.

1.Talking on the phone,answering the phone and those blimmin recorded message things that keep ringing my landline.

2.Greedy fuckers going on about house prices,if you arent moving and you can afford your mortgage does it really matter what the price of your house is,stop panicing over nothing.

3.People that say "smile it may never happen" and the like.Fuck off, ive a naturally miserable face.

I don't mind a curry after a few pints Flammable  but the smell was overpowering.
Not my cup of tea.

I've always had a bit of a phone phobia, I'm not as bad as I used to be but I still get nervous if I've got to ring somebody I don't know.

Im alright at work but away from work I find myself rehearsing phones calls,even to people I know :D

haha so true!!

I'm the same - and I've worked in telesales! Every call on the backfoot.

1. Old people in HMV - I couldn't care less how much you want Calender Girls/The Queen/La Vie En Rose/Ladies in Lavender/Mamma Mia.... You cannot get my attention by

i) Start talking to me without saying 'excuse me' when I'm not even looking at you.
ii) Poking me on the back/grabbing my arm
iii) Any other way that isn't civil

2. Working in telesales - Sigh, 18 months of agreeing with our cold calling victims... everything that the job involved from making a sale, getting abuse, getting told by your boss that people in the data like these calls (buuuuuuuullshite)

3. Stock Takes - I worked 8am-10pm yesterday including 5 and half hours of zapping barcodes. Boring.

1-Tomatoes or any derivative
2-Margaret Thatcher
3-Lazy sponging bastards who breed violent lazy sponging bastards

I'm working on the basis that Scummers and Jocks are a given.

The band 'Scouting For Girls'
Jeremy Kyle
and spam fritters

Just for today...

Primary school teachers that seem to think they are running a boot camp "yes Mr Dick splash, no Mr Dick splash"
scummy pox season ticket holders (Head mistresses especially)
Teachers that STILL cannot pronounce my childs name right after 4 years. If his name was john why on earth would we be writing Gianluca on everything. Stupid people.

You just don't hear the word dicksplash enough anymore.

I'm sure you'll get some people complaining about teachers no longer instilling any discipline.

Poor teachers.

Which school out of interest?

Im ready for it Ben :)
I have no problem with miss or sir or even if all the teachers were to be adressed like it, but to expect a child who you have never dealt with to do it then go mental at him is wrong. Especially when you cant say the childs name right in the first place...

Steve from my work

hes always nasty to me
The other day he asked me if I had been crying as he said my eyes were all red and puffy (I hadnt!)
then he said I had wide hips!
and he said my fake tan was bad too

Oh and he ate my youghart out of the staff room fridge!!  >:(

Stab him.

My top 3 of the day, without any reasons are:

1. Arrogant sales people/reps/recruitment types
2. Tesco
3. Google

1. People that park in the pick up point at supermarkets. I don't care if you've got a flashy BMW, it's doesn't mean you can't walk the extra 100 yards like the rest of us.

2. People that walk in front of you really slowly (what Bangkok Red said).

3. People that get the lift down from the second floor, give up waiting and then take the stairs causing me to have to stop on the 2nd floor for absolutely nothing. Just take the sodding stairs you lazy cunts.

Color.

ha ha ha i like Steve

1. People who think that because they like obscure indie groups it makes them more of a music lover (It doesn't, it makes you a pretentious tosser)

2. People who think that because they like obscure foreign films it makes them more of a film buff (It doesn't, it makes you a pretentious tosser)

3. People that write lengthy essays in response to posts, thinking they come accross as some brilliant social commentator (You don't, you come across as........Well you get the idea by now)

 

People who judge things by how obscure they aren't or are.

People who judge posts by their length and not their content.

People who correct spellings all the time.

1.the pricks that comment on the adver football articles,2.tiscali,3.people that make themselves ill through a poor lifestyle then moan about the state of the nhs service.

fuck me we could make this a 100 things i hate

People called Ben.

People who wear eye patches.

People who shop at primark.

That's a bit harsh. I sort of agreed with you, just pointing out that doing the exact opposite is just as bad.

Ha ha I comment on Adver articles!!

I'm having a shit day and I like to share.

Just dont share you aids(not sex aids)

Your.

"don't" "."

Some top professor bloke said yesterday i can spell how i like so fuck off you bald and scottish bastards.

Was he the professor off Bagpuss?

Dear twat,

How was he on gaps between words?

Yours sincerely,

Cock but not bald and/or scottish  ;)

you were not one i was on about.you are in the minority on there though

I often come across like that and i know it. Surprisingly, I'm actually a complete twat and have little of interest to say.  8)

The thing is, I just can't shut myself up sometimes and end up writing something that would annoy me if it wasn't from my own fingers. A social commentator or part of the worldly-wise i'm not, but my ability to type pointless shit, in a tone indicative of the most patronising of people, is pretty endless. I also think it's a society thing, you know? We like to get a point across and find a new and interesting tangent at every turn. We then include these tangents as part of our post, as if it somehow vindicates any point we might have, at some point, been trying to get across. It's completely the opposite of arguing with a woman, because as we all know it's easier to "lose" by shutting the fuck up. Perhaps it's this which has caused this lengthy post epidemic? What i mean by that is we've spent so much of our lives letting someone win an argument, for peace's sake, that when we get to put something down in writing, on any given subject, knowing full well nobody can stop us, the result is long posts and self-righteous fantasticalitiousness. Also, my mate wants to invent a new superior cheese grater and call it The Cheese fantastica. I think he's on to a winner. :D

Cramp in my hand.

I post on there. My name on it is STFC Romain............

Wanker.

I wish.

Ha ha!!!  If that were true I'd cry!  Surely no one can be acting as him, I think he's the real deal. 

ahahaa he is a cock.but he aint alone i'd say about 80-90% are complete tossers

I dont read the site....but they actually print some of that crap in the adver.

Must have been comments from the Hereford came.

Someone wanted Malpas sacked because he didnt start Barry Corr. Someone wanted Malpas out because prior to coming here he hadnt heard of him (!!!!!!!!!!!) then another wanted him out because we didnt play very well and didnt beat Hereford despite the fact he was posting rather than at the game.

The Adver actually print these and it makes us Town fans look like utter retards.

As for 3 things I hate.

1. People without manners. Its simple really I was always taught to say my pleases and thank yous. Stupid things like that. Holding doors open. If there is someone behind me I will hold the door open. I dont have to, I choose to...least you could do is say thank you or something. There was a very senior guy in Nationwide who was bad at this...walking behind him he doesnt hold the door open and the few times I held it open for him he said nothing. If he wasnt so senior I would have told him what a rude prick he was. Same for giving way to people when you dont have to in cars.

2. Part time football supports who turn up when it suites them. Really bad during the World Cup or European Championships (not this year thank fuck) you know the type. In the pub in their England shirt, the tacky car flags and car stickers in their car and flags handing from their windows. Sit in the pub shouting at the TV talking like they are die hard, loyal football fans. Getting all upset when England lose.....well done mate, you're really into your football....so why the fuck dont you get your arse down to the County Ground and actually support your local team....nah they are rubbish and its much cheaper to watching England in the pub......tonight i've had a mate call....oh we're all going down the pub to watch England....odd half the people going dont give a fuck about football, why is tonight different....oh I wish I had a Croatia shirt to put on.

3. People who walk slow and then randomly stop infront of you esp in Town. Walk a decent speed or dont bother. Also if you see something you want to look at in a shop window dont just stop there are people behind you. They need to spilt town up into lanes. Slow lane, Fast lane, my lane....if I ever need to go into town sunday afternoon is the time to go, less people.

I've seen the comments printed in the paper and that is why I continue to post on that site.  Not to get my views printed but just to try and balance it out a bit, fed up of some of the posters on that site constantly putting the club, players, manager down.

Their views are in effect representing you, as Town fans.  More people should post especially on the match articles to ensure the adver post a more balanced view that extreme BS (imo of course).

The fact I want a chcolate bar and James wont go to the garage for me and I dont want to go and get stuck in a conversation with Abdul for 100 hours

DV, I think you've got some pretty major issues to work through.

tell me something I dont know...

That time of the month hey. ;)

i thoyght you would have had diving football players dan...

:D

Meh, in a way yes....in a way no...

Pisses me off when it goes against me but im firmly in the 'win at all costs' group.

So Maradona finally receives DV forgiveness!!  Nice one!

Olives
The majority of people dossing around in town during the day. Surely the employment statistics for this town must be flawed?
Scouting For Girls (closely followed by the Hoosiers/Timbaland/Mark Ronson)

Are his initials GC?

nope....fuck it, no harm in naming him Arthur Amos....the bald beard guy....the number of times I've held the door open for him and not so much as a thank you. Rude cunt...

hehehe, good rage! He won't be as bad as a fella in my dept though. I'm making it my personal mission to be as rude and ignorant to him as possible...

So who is GC?

name and shame...

I value my job! (well, i need my job...)

anagram....clues....will it be someone I know?

No, i doubt it... i've only seem him in the past year

why not pm DV?

Or do an FAO:"username" thread? They're just as out of the public eye and are far more tasteful.

Im guessing because Al will be at work the name even if given by PM will be recorded.....