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I just watched Harry (Enfield) and Paul (Whitehouse) on BBC2 and found it pretty funny.  I'm sure I saw this first time it was on and didn't laugh once.  But tonight the scene when the football manager does a team talk to his players in their respective languages cracked me up.

Edit - I think I worked it out, I think I'm just in a good mood (not sure why).

 Sounds to me like you've got the onset of the male menopause....

Ass rott

Fuck, that's what I was worried about.

And ass rot does not

It'd worry me :(

Maybe the serene English part of your genealogy is winning the battle for your soul. Celts can't fight the karma. 

What you mean this angry, miserable scottish hlaf of my personality may fade away, only to be replaced by a jovial look on the bright side cheeky chappie?  Shit, I don't like the sound of that.

Maybe you're developing your own individuality instead of defining yourself by the nationality of a country you don't, and don't want to, live in?

Waaaait a minute, maybe that's it.  As long as I can still support Scotland's national football and rugby team that'll do me.  Is that allowed in the world according to Ben?  If so not much will change really.

PS You get to that conclusion from the fact I liked an episode of Harry and Paul?  Wow that's some talent.

Are you a mock jock Jan? Like Rod Stewart? They're the worst kind.................

Rod Stewart's ace!!  My old man's Scottish mum's english, think Rod has it the other way round.  I'm actually not anti-english, just don't support english sporting teams.  Is that such a big issue?

Don't see why not.

PS Oh yes, definitely figured out just from this one thread. Magic eh?

Not an issue at all. The only slighty annoying thing is your continued use of a lower case 'e' at the start of England, or English, but I suspect you do it to get people annoyed anyway.

Your like "House" Ben, but in terms of dealing with the complexities of the mind.  Do you walk with a limp?

Hertha - Small e big E, it's still an e man! 

Yes Jan, it's still an E. Funny how this 'oversight' only happens with e's though. You don't have a problem using capitals any other time. As I said, it doesn't really matter, it's just slightly annoying...

Just to confirm there is no hope for you - I ALWAYS laugh at Harry and Paul type shows - they are brilliant!!

Oh shit!!!

Aaaand another thing ... your scottishness has reached the level of erectile dysfunction now since I have seen many instances of late where posters have referred to people and stuff from scotland as scotch and not scottish. Any self respecting descendant of the downtown side of Hadrian's Wall would have been round and firebombed those posters houses by now.

I wonder what's worse:

Being Fatbury

OR

Being Scottish

Come on, surely you don't think Scotland's that bad!!