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Ever had some Cheese that tastes like them?

Nope nor me

Walkers are doing a competition to come up with a new flavour at the moment. It's on their website. The prize is £50,000 and 1% of the sales.

I did once.

I'd just cut up the onions with the same knife. Which is probably very bad for you.

None of the flavours actually taste like what they are meant to be though, especially the 'meat' flavour ones. I mean, Beef max ones just taste like mustard.

Marmite ones taste of Marmite,do they still make them?

Ready Salted taste of Salt 8)

Salted ones don't count. Nor does Vinegar. In fact, my point only really applies to the Meat ones.

ive entered that competition and put in mars bar flavour.

should have gone for deep fried mars bar, or maybe Jellied Eel - actually just suggest local varieties and then we can have Cornish Pasty flavour as well.  For all chavs we could have some K Cider tasting ones?

I'm going to suggest black pudding. Maybe Black Pudding and English Mustard.

Fuck it, I'll just enter twice.

Peanut flavour. For people who can't decided which savoury snack to have

dry roasted?

Crisps with a wedge of Cheese and some chopped Onion in the bag?

is this flavour acheived through farting in the bag before it is sealed?  Dry Roasted Peanuts are lovely but smell foul.

I've had an onion and chive mature cheddar that came close enough.

Beef Stroganoff would be my entry if I could be arsed

I'd nominate 'Breakfast Flavour' a mix of bacon, baked beans and sausage with a toasty texture.

oooh. That's quite good. You should definitely submit your entry.

Although they'd have to have a new brand of bacon flavoured crisps which tasted like bacon. Smokey bacon can be tasty, but it doesn't really taste like bacon, smoked or otherwise.

Reggae Reggae flavour has got my attention.

What a good bag of crisps that would be.

Anyway, Worcestor Sauce is the best flavour isn't it.

Hmm takes me back to school in cookery class.

I took the aforemention breakfast foods and put them in a pie.

Turned out quite tasty

There's a classic episode of Come Dine with Me, where one of the contestants invents a breakfast curry for his main course. I don't think it went down well.

Is it worth mentioning right now that Come Dine With Me was being filmed in Swindon this past week?

Well, maybe it was last week but still, we are famous.

I saw Dale Winton stood outside a house on Ferndale rd once  :peace:

Was he mincing around?

I'm not convinced that he is genuinely gay, I think he did it just to be in vogue during the late 90's.

Are there anyother handy household items you could use as makeshift contraception? I guess they'd all be on the lines of packets/bags.

Back on the flavour of crisps. I think they should have human flesh flavour.

For vegan cannibals? Hannibal Lecter, eat your heart out!

Would they taste different depending on nationality e.g Chinese, African, ... French blurgh!

too late sucker - Calne Leisure centre already thought of this flabour and entered it!!   :P

I'm going to be boring by sticking with a Thai theme and recommend Green ants and Flies flavour (Surprisingly tasty, with a squirt of lime).

Haggis flavour would be nice!

Might work north of the border. Poor people could address the haggis crisps on Burns nigh.

Nice !

Ha ha ha!!  didn't think of that, but it could catch on!!

i just entered lamb jalfrezi.

oh and peanut butter.

what about a Brown Sauce flavour?

already sent :)

galliano and beef curtain flavour

mmmmm   lurvverlee

why did I think of Arron Brown when you mentioned brown sauce??

beacuse u are a secret racist?

Nah has to be Cheese & Bacon flavour...needless to say I've entered it

No ming face  - and I happen to quiet like him as a person - he was very helpful when my friend had her drinked spiked and I have alot of respect for him for that regardless of what hes like a footballer

I would like some crisps that taste of a cup of tea!

Aaron Brown is a nice bloke once u know him, if u met him for the first time u would think he is a just a another big headed rude boi! but hes not at all

Bit esoteric round here, ennit?

Blinding glimpse of the bleedin' obvious ... lager flavour!

Or vodka flavour ... which if they mixed them in packets with tomato sauce flavour and worcester sauce flavour they could sell as bloody mary flavour

(Qn. for nev at the helpdesk: In the above situation should mary have a capital M?)

I'd say both words should have capitals as I consider the name of the drink to be a proper noun, as well as the name Mary. Not totally sure though. It just "looks right" with capitals

Has roast pork and stuffing been done yet?

I think some sort of Roast Dolphin and Apple type of offensive mix would go down a treat. 

The taste of a child's tears.

haha

Cheese and bacon always promises so much but delivers so little...  They do a baked cheese and bacon flavour that tastes like Ole Grandman's Big Toe... 

I reckon chocolate and cheese flavour...

Yuck! Why not chalk and cheese if we're being silly.

 
Wow ... that brought a lump to my throat, no kidding.  

A good lump or a bad lump?

Not a bad lump, but a sad sort of lump.

Tea flavoured crisps. Actually it is a crap idea. They do them in China, well green tea flavoured Walkers/Lays.

More odd than actually nasty.

Think they were special addition but a few years back Walkers starting putting two flavour together. There were 3 different new flavour. One of them BBQ flavor + Roast Chicken flavour = BBQ Chicken and they were really nice....

Ben would the child in question be an orphan as well? that would really add to it??

yes, a newly orphaned child

It's only an orphan in the Walkers Sensations posh version of the flavour.

ahh yeah good thinking keep the best for that

Would that be freshly squeezed tears, or made from concentrate ?

Always fresh tears, naturally produced. No GM Tear Ducts.

How about a shit flavour?  Or a piss flavour?

Like Vanilla Monster Munch?

how about fousty minge

I just asked my son and he came out with "bum crack flavour". I honestly dont know where he get its from. He then suggested "woman flavour"
I give up

i think 'woman flavour' is covered in the fousty minge flavour

2 girls one cup flavour

Pro tinterweb people call it 2g1c.

The bot is a genius! WOMAN FLAVOUR!

I would say woman flavour is a lot sweeter and more innocent than fousty minge

ok im sorry, i think fousty minge desrves its own flavour anyway

what would man flavour be like then??

hairy and sweaty

I was just thinking the very same thing... im sure it would be nasty, depending on what they had fed the man

Robot flavour

manatee flavour

This is getting ridiculous!


Man flavour should taste of melon and pineapple juice. That is the recommended intake for those caring males who consider their woman pre-fellatio.

Strawberries are a wonderful fruit, but not very good for a flavour of crisps.

Toad in the Hole flavour would be good. Haven't had toad in the hole for ages. Yummmmmm. I might make one next week.

Do they do baked bean flavour yet?

I'm sure you thought of it before me.

Whooo ... strange but true. I just made запечённый в тесте for our supper! That's toad in the hole to you and me, but you can't get proper sausages out here. Boo!

Revels flavour, I imagine coffee crisps are even more disgusting.  It would allow for a lucrative cross brand partnership.

I like coffee revels.

freak

I like all revels in fact.

Coffee revels are actually good. It's the orange ones which are bad.

I know a girl who once claimed she'd love it if they made bags with just coffee revels. Now that is freaky.