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I couldnt find one about billy paynter, so thought id start a thread. post your new witty songs here.

I heard there was a center forward
And when he played he usually scored
but you dont like to brag about it do ya
The ball out wide to mcnamee
he runs past one, past two, past three
and crosses the ball in for billy paynter

Billy Paytner
Billy Paynter
Billy Paynter
Billy Paynter

( to the tune of the hallelujah song from shrek)

I have far to much time on my hands.

Objection!  ;)

That's what I like to hear Dave, completely original footie songs, well done fella!

Here's a song that'll never catch on about Petr Brezovan to "killing in the name of" RATM.

Some of those who put in crosses,
forgot 'bout Brezovan's forces,
some of those who put in crosses,
forgot 'bout Brezovan's forces.

Bre-zo-van (to the duh duh duh bit)
they're never gonna beat ya
Bre-zo-van
they're never gonna beat ya
Bre-zo-van
they're never gonna beat ya
Bre-zo-van
they're never gonna beat ya

Not sure if the title of this thread will match the content though to be fair Dave!

I dont recall that song from Shrek??????

The hallelujah song?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMrZ7lChK-g

which is in turn a paradoy of the mark viduka song

Billy we've been here before
With lee peacock and barry corr
They used to be our target men before ya
your career looked to be on the rocks
'till you linked up with simon cox
now the county ground it sings for billy paynter

Billy Paynter
Billy Paynter
Billy Paynter
Bily Paynter

That's class, better than your original parody cover version attempt.

leonard cohen is turning in jeff buckley's grave.

oh its that hallelujah song?

is it in Shrek 1 or Shrek 2 or Shrek 3?????

how about just clap as fast as you can like in the DR Stand?

ive got loads of these

she loves you by the beatles

hes coxy yeah yeah yeah
hes coxy yeah yeah yeah

with a shot like that he wont be here for long

octupus garden.

i d like to be
at number 3
instead of jamie vincent
useless cunt

yesterday...

macnamee,
flying down the wing its macnamee
defenders dont know if to hide or flee
oh i believe in macnamee

That's the first thing which has made me properly laugh all day.

men in black

woah woah our defense is black

from casal to kanyuka

woah woah our defense is black

brothers but no shooters

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Something

Something in the way, we play
attracts me like nooo other
something in the way we play away
don't wanna lose again
You know we all love swindon
da da da da da da

(Love the octopus' garden mex!)

Paint it black

I see our own defence
Maurice has turned it black,
No white left winger now
we got one who is black

We got Petr Brezovan but his keeping coach is black
signed some bloke from Eastleigh
and he's mother fucking black

No longer see a white team in 4-4-2
Casal, Kanyuka, Jerel Ifil is black too
Maybe Billy Paynter will score and Coxy two or three
chances our they'll all be made by Antony Macnamee

We got Petr Brezovan but his keeping coach is black
signed some bloke from Eastleigh
and he's mother fucking black

I have been on the wine, and I realise someone would have to write english lyrics to go with this tune, but this should be Swindon Town's new anthem.

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Why that's copied twice then?

because you are full of wine!  ;)

Don't bother with the embeded code, just put in the address of the youtube page. The forum works it out for you.

WOW, that's pretty clever shit!

Ha thats ace

Ware the Greatest Swindon Town
And weve got Ant Mcmanee....Mcmanee,Mcmanee!