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Title: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 20:30:18 I'm a big crocodile,
SNAP SNAP SNAP But I've got no teeth, SNAP SNAP SNAP There's a tasty cow, SNAP SNAP SNAP and it's laughing at me, SNAP SNAP SNAP I'm a sad crocodile. The end. By flammableBen, aged 24 Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: leefer on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 20:41:30 Can you still get laughing cow cheese?
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 20:42:29 yep
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: leefer on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 20:45:24 Lush with brown sauce.
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Luci on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 21:19:02 As soon as I saw this thread I just knew Ben had started it before clicking on it!
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 21:33:04 I'm glad that you still clicked.
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:04:07 The Sad Crocodile: The Downfall Episode 1(a prequel).
I'm a happy crocodile, SNIP SNIP SNIP I've got sharp teeth, SNIP SNIP SNIP So sharp they don't SNAP SNIP SNIP SNIP I like to eat sweets SNIP SNIP SNIP I find them in greedy children. YUM YUM YUM. Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:06:22 Think you should pin this up by the gharial in Bath Road museum..although not strictly a crocodile...it always looks a bit sad to me, and the poor old gharial is more or less extinct apart from small numbers in India..
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Arriba on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:09:02 has anyone tried crocodile steak?
i dont fancy it much myself Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:10:21 I used to love going to see that when I was a kid. I actually popped in late last year to check it was still there. I wasn't disappointed, although it doesn't look as mighty as it did when I was under 4ft tall.
I remember that they used to have stuff about "The Great Tram Disaster" in the room if you turn right when you first go in. That wasn't there anymore, I guess it hadn't been for a long time. By Great and Disaster I think it just fell over. Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:19:40 The gharial still looks pretty impressive to me, but of course is piscivorous so would give us a wide berth.
4 people died in the Great Tram Disaster....apparently they were on the way to the Bath and West Show...which I seem to recall once being held on the Polo Ground. Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:22:33 They should rebuild a tram system. Would be ace. err.. Fact.
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, August 17, 2008, 23:24:19 They should rebuild a tram system. Would be ace. err.. Fact. Or trolley buses... Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Monday, August 18, 2008, 00:17:38 The Sad Crocodile: The Downfall Episode 2 YUM YUM YUM SNIP SNIP SNIP YUM SNIP YUM SNIP SNIP SNIP YUM YUM YUM SNAP YUM SNIP YUM SNAP YUM SNIP SNAP SNIP YUM YUM YUM SNIP SNAP SNAP YUM YUM OUCH SNAP SNAP SNAP Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, August 18, 2008, 05:17:14 The Sad Crocodile: The Downfall Episode 2 YUM YUM YUM SNIP SNIP SNIP YUM SNIP YUM SNIP SNIP SNIP YUM YUM YUM SNAP YUM SNIP YUM SNAP YUM SNIP SNAP SNIP YUM YUM YUM SNIP SNAP SNAP YUM YUM OUCH SNAP SNAP SNAP Did he bite himself? Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Monday, August 18, 2008, 06:52:50 Did he bite himself? No, he fucked up his teeth by eating too many sweets from the insides of greedy children. Was it that hard to follow? Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: sonic youth on Monday, August 18, 2008, 06:54:54 early for you innit ben?
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: flammableBen on Monday, August 18, 2008, 06:57:42 I quite often get up early in this new modern world. Think it's something to do with the coming apocalypse.
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: sonic youth on Monday, August 18, 2008, 07:01:39 get a job. you can have mine if you like.
Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Monday, August 18, 2008, 07:35:50 No, he fucked up his teeth by eating too many sweets from the insides of greedy children. Was it that hard to follow? I bet he struggles with toffees though, his pointy teeth just wont be the right tools for the job. Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Lumps on Monday, August 18, 2008, 07:43:33 I bet he struggles with toffees though, his pointy teeth just wont be the right tools for the job. Worse than that crocodiles jawa aren't built to chew, but only to bite. They have to do that rolling thing in the water to break off a handy sized gobbet of meat and swallow it whole. Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, August 18, 2008, 09:51:57 WOW I like this thread
Its reminds me of when I was in a Peter Pan Panto and we had to sing never smile at a crocodile! Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, August 18, 2008, 10:18:37 I quite often get up early in this new modern world. Think it's something to do with the coming apocalypse. I read a perfectly serious article recently that calculated we have a little over 8 years to radically alter lifestyles and economic systems, before the present climate change goes into irreversible disaster mode. Feel a bit sorry for you younger lot....I'll have had a decent innings. Title: Re: The Sad Crocodile. Post by: Batch on Monday, August 18, 2008, 11:29:05 I wonder what creature will survive whatever kills us all, evolve, and replace man at the top of the food chain?
Will they be wondering what killed us all off, much like we do about the dinosaurs. Will they be using our fossils for fuel. Will they have a Tony Robinson type presenting their time team and digging up out old cities and towns. Or maybe the earth will just go pop. |