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Well coz me and my chums are far too lazy to be waking up before 12 and heading down to swindon we are looking into a spending there night anywhere can some one please point me towards some cheap friendly accomendation please.

Try The Royston Hotel on Victoria Road Swindon,not too far from the ground....cheap and cheerfull,near the town centre and not too far from the ground...they have a website or ring them on 01793 522990...have a good day,but not a winning one if your a tranny fan!

Err theres lots of Holiday Inns about Swindon.Try the one in the Town Centre ,its walking distance to the Ground and near lots of Town Centre Pubs, full of punchy young men though.Ummm you could try the Dolphin in Rodbourne,I think he still does rooms (could be wrong) thats a Pub in Rodbourne run by an Ex Footballer,full of Punchy old men in there though.

Cheers bud yeah I am a tranmere fan, can you recommend a couple bars or a club to kick the season off in style ;).

the glue pot or the mail coach in town are quite good.

ignore the above

unless your Gay?

Is the Glue Pot a Gay Pub then? Im sure ive been in there,wow im so modern!

 It's a shifting scene Yeovil as Leggett knows. You going to Pride on the 16th or Cheltnum?

Id like to do both.

I might have to compromise and wear my Lilac Hot Pants to Cheltenham.

 It's a bit of a bugger, when two must do events coincide...who is going to person the TEF  gay section stall?

intended? :D

think we have gone off track here fellas.

Ha ha welcome to the TEF.

Clubs you have the Apartments..(ive never been myself I think its supposed to be a bit posey).Liquid and Envy which is a bit low rent but the Beers cheap (ive only been there once though) In the Town centre there are loads of Chain Pubs that are all pretty much exactly the same i.e nolsey and violent.

Whats sort of thing do you want,?

Noisey and Violence  :D

Jokes I just like a good half decent price pint some cheap vodka and some decent farmers daughters ;).

Well there are about 15 pubs in the bottom of town all in the same sort of area,the usual Town Centre nonsense  like Walkabout,Yates ,Wetherspoons all of which are pretty cheap with lots of drunk young ladies.Im sure you'll be fine down there.

Ive never met a Farmers daughter.Id imagine they would be quite Posh and probably wouldnt come to Swindon for a night out,I  think if they did they would go to Old Town,its slightly more civilised.Unless your thinking of a fat bird that will you give a bunk up in a Hay Loft,all buxom and covered in Straw? Cos thats not the Farmers Daughter,probably like hired help..

Cheers bud am sure our accents will go down a treat ;).

Seriously though should be a fine way to start the season off.