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Much planned then?
I plan on getting cunted, just started drinking, got a few more cans in the fridge, got my mate to get me more with a bottle of Sambuca for some bizarre reason.
Go round a mates, a few drinking games, Football and banter.
Lovely jubbely.

work

Work from 6 tonight till 8 tommorrow morning  :evil:

Then the same tomorrow  :evil:  :evil:

Booooo, what do you do Arriba?
I know what Tans does, and are you stil losing in the Stunners? I can't be assed to look.

trucker

Going out for a Chinese in Wootton Bassett with the family and some friends. Nothing too exciting!

9 holes with of golf  with my mate Kev from work at 5.30 then a couple of beers, very civilised. Massive lash up Saturday with the lads Saturday but need to try and keep my spending in check as it's cricket tour next Thursday, acE.

Coventry beware!

Im in the quarters.
Got Sweden next, i dont hold out much hope tbh.

I'm off round the old dear's for tea, then getting lashed.

I's already started, your losing.

Making the house dog friendly as we're getting a 3 and half year old greyhound tomorrow morning. She's a bit lively. Unlike me!

glass of wine in the bath then bed I'm shattered

No alcohol for ben.

Got an engagement party at 7, some lady who works with my mrs, im on driving duty. Booooooooooooooooooo

Your Romania not Russia aint you  :oops:

Off to work in a bit. Woo.

I've got a lengthy sessiion for tomorrow,  so going to try and have a steady one tonight....unfortunately I'm not very good at that.

was supposed to leave work then go and work at the sports centre but managed to wriggle out of it

Im going home to sleep - worked waaaaaayyy too much this week with more to come at the weekend

Quiet night in tonight, then all dayer well from 1 on wards tomorrow.

im going out, get fucked on crystal, go to a club snort coke off hookers tits, tahts it the life, ok, i lies, prob just go into town for a few.

what chubbs is doing without the lying bit

Staying in because my driving license STILL hasn't come through, so i have no id  :(  Damn my youthfull good looks

Passport?

Staying in and drinking the bottle of red my mum has just provided me with. Woooot.

Girls are coming round shortly for some wine, dvds and chilling out.

Consinged to a games console and football tonight i think. May be round my mates or at home.

I am staying in and walking like John Wayne still



(Sam will explain...................................I am too embarrassed)

Drinking beer and car shopping. And somewhat curious about what Mr Elliot has been up to......

it was supposed to be "sexually enhancing"


all I can say is never trust a womans word



bitch

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :old:  :porn:

she stuck her fingers up your arse didnt she

Fred must have a weak arse if it was only a few fingers.

You've made me giggle Fred.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I won't say anything apart from.... http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=24338

So many lost greats in that thread. Well Toni and Talktalk.

This might as well be the LNT I suppose. I've just ran out of red wine. I might go and see if my mum's left some white kicking about.

hmmm.

hmmm indeed.

i stayed in, isn't hannibal rising crap?

oh my fucking god it's the worst film ever.

i went out, i've just ordered two large domino's pizza's for buy one get one half price and i plan to stay up wanking til about 4am

You'll be red raw!

not hot and spicy I trust?

i know, i full expect to wake up confused at 4am with my cock in one hands and a pizza slice in one hand dipped in what looks like that green topped dip they do

Boo. You never invite me round for some pizza wank action anymore Bennett.

one large veggie delight
one large veggie supreme

 8)


ben you know how to contact me...

carrier pigeon?

possibly, i imagine ben having an aviary in his back garden

I've sent you a carrier badger, god speed snuffles!

you called your badger snuffles?

boo it should be called speckled jim

I just managed to stop myself from spitting wine everywhere. I have no what it was about your response which amused me so much. My days.

...no, he called it 'God speed snuffles'

It's designed to catch you out...

guacamole?

Garlic and herb.

Furthermore, Hannibal Rising really is terrible...

no sir, garlic and herb

guacamole is always out of stock whenever i go into sainsburys.

fucking stupid sainsburys

i entirely agree. i had never seen some a poor effort of a film

I hope Snuffles made it.

Choosing a song for a first dance is hard and complicated  :x

may i suggest "if i told you i loved you would i get it any faster?" by killwhitneydead

That sort of decision terrifies me.

:D

Thanks, but no thanks.

I'm currently toying with this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYWzs2ZibMs

Yeah but go with the Ronan Keating cover.

macs are confusing to use. i'm impressed with their simplicity though.

who agrees? yes?

i like macs

i don't tihnk i would use one to it's capacities though so i'll stick to the norm ta

macs are alright. I don't really get the silly brand fan love they get though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EwVJD0k2r0

you should use that, sam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDnXjx6Ht70

fuck that, funk it up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x9CRogsSfY&feature=related

do it

All good suggestions, in their own way. I'm going to sleep and think about it (and no doubt still not have a choice tomorrow morning).

do it

Well, I had a nightmare of a night.

why?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE

Gotta be this...

Don't have one. the only other form of id i have is my citizen card from when i was 12, and can't see that working tbh

oh you tease

let us know what happened

Lively was a bit of an understatement. Still does 0-45mph in a few seconds, used to race under the name Pendys Duchess, last ran only last year and came first seven times.

Five hours after picking her up she's finally decided to have a sleep. Thank fook!

Is that the dog or she who must be obeyed that came seven times and decided to have a sleep after five hours?

ahhhh I love greyhounds - and whippets