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If you could modify your body to have one extra function, which wasn't something boring like superpowers, what would it be?

I'd like my left nipple to lactate delicious hot tea and my right nipple a Guinness dispenser, oh wait, maybe red wine instead of guinness, I might have to throw in a third nipple.

wow that would be ace - I would want to sit next to you at matches and have hot nipple tea on cold matchdays

would you suckle, or squeeze into a mug? :P

JFW can suckle.

Mine still aren't big enough to self suck, so I'd have to use a transportation container of some sort, I'm doing my best to grow them though.

squuze hard enough and it'll surely squirt? no need for a cup!

i read somewhere recently that in ancient celtic culture those accused of a crime would often suckle the King's lils in a sign of deference.

Perhaps they could do the tea thing - it would explain a lot.


edit:  actually, I didn't read it, it was on that documentary last week about mummified bodies found in peat bogs.

I've always thought having a trunk like an elephant would be good, maybe not as long , but it would be ace fore snorting coke and such.

Id like a tail

A set of gills would be awesome for when I snorkelling, well I wouldn't need the snorkel any more then would I!

Wings.

If i had wings, i could fly,
Let me contemplate,
I glanced in the cut,
And i see my homie Nate.

I'm slightly concerned as to where the milk would come from.

I think some of you could be genetically engineered to come up with more original self genetic engineering ideas  :D

for fucks sake you've got a week off work, just go round bens and suck him dry

And the dirty great arse of a crow...hmmm, where should I fly?

I think a prehensile tail would be cool.