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I fucking hate them. Each one I encounter through work is on the fucking scam and therefore giving me more work to do! Fuck off you cunts! I will get you all in the end! :evil:

We have a funny little man from Ghana who keeps ringing Cass at work approx 5 times a day - I keep telling he one day hes going to turn up on her doorstep with his belongs in a knotted hankerchief tied to a stick asking for shelter

Does he send emails asking to use her bank account to transfer money to  :soapy tit wank:

Nigerians are OK, there are loads in Bangkok and they sell good coke.

What Coca Cola...do you not have supermarkets there then  :soapy tit wank:

They do yes, which is fortunate as supermarkets and convenience stores are a good place to take delivery of said narcotics.

Nigerians are by their nature scam artists even doctors are at it.  

I've come across a couple that are ok but it's almost regional/tribal thing that these guys don't share the rip-off gene of their compatriots.

Nigerians are okay it's the Malawians you need to look out for, there's hundreds of them about these days.  I blame Kondwani Mwangulube, although Nolence Mwangwego must take some of the wrap.

What type of wrap was it?

we'll never know, it's been taken.

Damn you Nolence, you stole our wrap. Or maybe it never existed? Quite a scam.

Funny isn't it?

If I said all jocks were alcoholic tramps, who love deep fried anything and smell of stale piss, I'd be accused of racism and stereotyping.

But it's alright to do it to Nigerians and Malawians............

you'd have thought it would be the other way round.

Fucking hell hertha!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Like I've ever met any malawians in my life, it was the most random African country I could think of to be honest.  Nolence and Kondwani have served me well.

As for the jock point, what's the difference between a Scottish wedding and a Scottish funeral.

One less drunk!!!!

Back to malawi, has anyone ever met a Malawian?  I haven't.

No but i had John Fashunu on the phone earlier!

yes

Can we twin thetownend.com with Monkey Bay - Malawi?  I've been reading up on this country, and I think an official twinning with a British institution like the TEF would help relations between our great lands.

I nominate FB to go out to Malawi to start discussions about this project.  Whilst he's out there he could bring back some of their export goods such as tea, tobacco, sugar, cement and goats.

What do you reckon.   We could change our "25% football, 80% bollocks" with "Twinned with Monkey Bay Malawi since 2008".

I have a dream brothers and sisters...

Aye, One of the TA guys I travel with is half Malawian.

Oh and Im not being racist or stereotyping. Every Nigerian I have come across in the last two weeks is dodgy. Even the ones that havent sent in fake passports! :shock:

Ive been to Malawi. Granted it was only for a couple of hours on the way to Zimbabwe.

Botswana is quite random though, lovely place.

I don't know many Nigerians but the ones I've met have all been pretty cool people

I used to work with one, he was nuts.

At 3 o'clock EVERY day he would stop work and do the moonwalk across the factory floor  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

why and how is a country 'random'?

edited.

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I think that was aimed at tans, jan

Fucking hell, I need to cheer up first thing in the morning!

yeah, you do! Moody cunt :mrgreen:

Bomb the whole country and kill them all lying, cheating, thefing cunts!!!!!! surely the most bent contry in the world and why is it that when ever you see one of thier polcitans on the telly you just thinking straight away that he is a smiling, thiefing, lying cunt!!!!! bomb them all

And so speaks the voice of Greenpeace.

Surprised nobody has said this thread is racist yet.

Why don't you go for it Ralphy.

the reason no-one has said it's rasict is becuase it's not and probably because most people agree that they are all cunts!

aslo no-one has used words like nigger, coon, wog etc

I've met 2 Nigerians ever and they both seemed alright.

Also the crazy email scam things are ace, and anybody who falls for them deserves to lose there money.

Saying all Nigerians are cunts is like saying all Pakistani's stink and all English are football hooligans.

It's stereotyping.

sterowhatnow? But is it true?

didnt say they are all cunts. only the ones that apply for prepaid cards and then send in fake pasports/utility bills etc to try and raise the spending limits on them. They are giving me so much bloody work to do!



Did you know that there are websites where you can buy "Novelty utility bills and bank statements"


Now why you would need or want a Novelty British gas bill and Abbey national statement I have no idea! :roll:

How about Nigerians are culturally an opportunist populace?

They really are though.  All of them bend the rules from dealers to doctors and are usually open and proud about it.

Oh and a utility bill is the key to all sorts of goodies.  If I had your gas bill I could raise merry hell, which is why you should always shred.   :twisted:

so many different sights to see. plus the roads there are totally different from when you cross the border, fresh asphalt one side and one big pothole the other.

perhaps random wasnt the right word to use...

Making statements that start "All of them......" about any group of people, let alone 137 million people who's only connection is that they just happen to have been born somewhere within 350,000 square miles of each other, can't help but make you sound like a bit of an ignorant prick.

Although as far as GFM is concerned that's clearly what he's going for so hey-ho.

You're going to love this.  I had a pakistani cab driver in Luton telling me he loved the Africans comeing into the country so he could sell them cars that are right offs and they paid top dollar.  I think he meant Pound Sterling or maybe he wasn't sure which Country he was in.  While I'm here, you've got the jocks down to a T, although the aromas not always stale.

western union = the nigerian money laundering company

My mate lived in Nigeria for a while. He said the amount of scamming and corruption is unbelievable.

see even the top bods are at it:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7458569.stm