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Everyone in my office is a fucking glory hunter :evil:


twats, the lot of them!

 :?

I shouldnt be at work today - I should be at Wayne and Coleens wedding

I know if I ever met Coleen we would get on well and be total best friends - I just know we would

they are all man yoo, chelski or arsenal fans. And whta makes it worse is the girls actually think they know something about football! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

just bend the girls over the desk and give them a good fucking.

not my type

If you ever become friends with her, please send her around my house because i know she secretly wants me. I recently fell in love with her and without her i feel lost and empty. I think i'll kidnap colleen.

She's a scouse lass - she'd deck you, nick your handbag and put your high heels up on bricks

Im a rough bird too - Im from Calne

we'd be bezzies I just know it

Hmm, Croxteth---->Calne. Not sure you fully appreciate the full extent of rough on this particular scale

Do all the rough areas in Liverpool end in 'oxteth'?  Is 'oxteth' Scouse for shit hole?

yeah but Im from the rough side of Calne  :wink:

No, that's Manchester

Are you?  You always come across as a south sider to me!

It's JFW from the block

really? nope Im a north ender - I lived round the corner from the Vindens! ha ha ha !

Were you Rosemary's best friend?  When I think of that family nowadays I always draw comparisons to the Wests.  Mr Vinden was a dude, in his 1970's whatever the hell that car was!!!

People used to go to there house and shout and throw eggs then Mr Vinden would come out and chase us off with a pitch fork (usually wearing some king of vest/braces combo) god they stank

Wasnt Rosemary in your year? - what about the Bunces? they were equally horrid

God I still call people Vindens now - like if you see someone who smells or of there trousers are too short!  :soapy tit wank:

Yes Rosemary was for the most part of her secondary education sat on Podger's face.

No she wasn't in our year, year below I think.  Bet she's gorgeous these days, you know ugly duckling and all that.  Actually looking back that is a bit harsh, they couldn't help they were born into that situation.  What a weird set up eh?

Im currently trying to persuade Podger to sign up for next years apprentice - I was going to fill out the form on his behalf but didnt have enouh info so sent it to him - if you bully him too he might apply!

Actually werent Bunces the Videns cousins?

isn't everyone in Calne related in some way?

Then find a more suitable desk.

Fortunatley none of my family originate from Calne, London on my mum's side, Roxburghshire on my dad's.