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Title: KERNOW
Post by: leefer on Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 21:24:32
Been driving around Cornwall in my lorry again this week,visiting some stunning places and ive come to realise how the locals see Cornwall as there own and indeed many believe they are not English.While speaking to a man helping me unload the window frames i was delivering to his house he told me how much he disliked the English and that Cornwall should be independent,and that he blames the English for the death of Cornwalls local industries...so when i asked him why he didnt order his window frames from a local maker,not from Barnsley he shrugged and said well they were the cheapest i could find..enough said really!!!


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Batch on Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 21:34:45
The CNLA aren't exactly the scariest separatist group in the world. Pasties are nice though.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, June 11, 2008, 21:50:13
I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 09:37:30
My missus has family in Cornwall and they intensely dislike the English and refuse to be called English but only Cornish...twats.

As for the CNLA they have actually been doing a lot of burning down of holiday homes of the English, even setting fire to Mr Steins gastro pub in Padstow and hes a nationalised Conrishman!

Bloody Celts!


Title: KERNOW
Post by: A Gent Orange on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 09:49:45
Quote from: "jjedmunds"
a nationalised Conrishman!



If only he and his bloody expensive chip shop were state-owned...


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Peter Venkman on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 09:55:18
Oh god tell me about it!

£6.70 for battered cod TAKEAWAY!

£7.50 for battered plaice TAKEAWAY!

£10.95 for battered monkfish TAKEAWAY!

And £1.95 for a bloody chip butty!


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Arriba on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 10:21:07
those stupid cunts should realise that if nobody took holidays in their county there would be virtually no jobs for them.

cornwall's a bastard to drive round in the summer.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: axs on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 16:54:01
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


as did the girl i went out with who lived in perranporth, nice place.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Lumps on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 17:21:53
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


I'm off to Sennen cove at the end of next week a bit further down towards Land's End. St Just has a fucking great Indian takeaway..Hmmmmmmmmm


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 17:23:29
I never knew that but if i am honest i could not give a fuck


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:13:41
Quote from: "axs"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


as did the girl i went out with who lived in perranporth, nice place.


 I see a pattern emerging here...


Title: KERNOW
Post by: axs on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:18:23
all cornish girls like the English and all the men hate them?


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:22:15
Quote from: "axs"
all cornish girls like the English and all the men hate them?


 In one...clearly they prefer a bit of Saxon sausage, to the Celtic variety, hence the cause of resentment.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: axs on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:23:28
yes, obviously I have no Celtic heritage in the slightest.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Thursday, June 12, 2008, 18:25:36
Quote from: "axs"
yes, obviously I have no Celtic heritage in the slightest.


 Obviously.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Friday, June 13, 2008, 12:02:35
Quote from: "Batch"
The CNLA aren't exactly the scariest separatist group in the world. Pasties are nice though.


welll they have been respobile or only a fewe bombings so all in all what lovely teriost they are.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Ardiles on Friday, June 13, 2008, 13:02:26
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


Is there a single county in England in which Reg has not sown his wild oats?  I'm starting to doubt it.  Randy old bugger.  In a few generations from now, I'm sure that most of the UK population will be able to claim him as a direct ascendant.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Friday, June 13, 2008, 15:53:30
Quote from: "Ardiles"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
I used to give one to a Cornish bird, who came from a tiny place called Pendeen, which is right down the end of Cornwall near St Just.  Her family ran a restaurant called the Tin Mine Tavern.....she seemed to quite like the English.


Is there a single county in England in which Reg has not sown his wild oats?  I'm starting to doubt it.  Randy old bugger.  In a few generations from now, I'm sure that most of the UK population will be able to claim him as a direct ascendant.


   :D    I wish...I did have the advantage of the late 60's early 70's, when some sort of social revolution took place in Britain.....namely the pill enabled a whole generation of women to put it about like rabbits, without the breeding bit.


Title: KERNOW
Post by: ScillyRed on Friday, June 13, 2008, 20:11:27
Some of us are ok  :soapy tit wank:
We are even further west than Lands End
STFC get to the places others just dream about - not many rabbits here  :?