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Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 12:54:22 Can't make food in kitchen until I clean up because it's a horrible mess.
Can't clean up kitchen until I eat because I'm weak from hunger. I'm not sure I'm going to make it people. Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, June 9, 2008, 12:56:50 Eat the mess as you clean it.
If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger. Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: Simon Pieman on Monday, June 9, 2008, 12:57:07 Get a takeaway
Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:03:48 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Eat the mess as you clean it. If it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger. A mixture of used coffee and baby food has damaged my insides for 5hp. It has left me feeling a bit dizzy. I will suffer a penalty of 2 to my dexterity for a period of 5 turns. Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: land_of_bo on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:07:40 Find sugar from cupboard, take 2 spoonfuls to replenish dexterity and increase productivity by 1
Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:10:14 Sugar consumed. Dexterity restored. However -1 penalty to wisdom as I rush into things without thinking.
Mission clearing up: 50% complete. Status: Weak from hunger (-1 to Constitution and Strength) Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:14:01 A roll on a D20 has revealed a random encounter with a wandering monster!
The Miniature Giant Spider Armour Class: 10 HP : 1/1 Special attacks: Scuttle Annoyingly. Spider uses it's special attack to Scuttle Annoyingly. It hits for 0 hit point damage. Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:14:17 I know how you feel Ben I have low blood sugar today
my fault for drinking three litres of squash yesterday it was 36 degrees on poolside though Have some hot sweet tea Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:25:34 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" I know how you feel Ben I have low blood sugar today my fault for drinking three litres of squash yesterday it was 36 degrees on poolside though Have some hot sweet tea I suffer a critical miss with hot water. Hit for 5hp damage Spider Scuttles annoyingly. Hits for 0hp damage Very weak from hunger (-3 to Constitution and Strength) Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: Arriba on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:27:13 eat the spider
Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:28:11 No.
Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:32:42 oh fuck it.
Spider too small, replenishes next to no hunger due to it's size. The horror of your actions leaves a permanent scar on your personality (permanent -1 to Charisma and Wisdom). Very weak from hunger (-3 to Constitution and Strength) Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: yeo on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:33:34 *TEF Disclaimer*
The nerdism displayed in this thread is not condoned by the Boards owners and in no way represents either Swindon Town or the TEF. Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:35:24 Sorry Yeovil.
Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: yeo on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:36:17 :mrgreen:
Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:48:30 The obvious thing to do would have been to cast Lvl3 Charm Creature on the Spider so I could have an ally against the forces of the washing up.
Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: Chubbs on Monday, June 9, 2008, 13:59:21 im waiting for bushy's father figure speach, "how old are you ben? isnt it time you grew up?, you need to start thinking what your going to be doing in life"
:soapy tit wank: Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 14:01:03 It's nice that he cares.
Title: Deadly Dilemma Post by: Colin Todd on Monday, June 9, 2008, 14:05:14 Getting a job will lead to
- Weath increases by minimum 5.75 gold coins per hour - Attractiveness to girls will increase by 4 inches - Any white ace held in inventory will be transformed into higher grade apple based potion |