Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 6, 2008, 13:16:22 Okay, he hasn't signed yet, and full backs don't get songs often, but I think that our upgraded model of Comminges (He isn't a bit mental cos he aint foreign- thanks Robbo) needs a song to celebrate his fantastic name.
I suggest fitting his name into Sabotage by the Beastie Boys Listen All Of Y'all It's Amankwaah Oh yes. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 13:18:00 There are fewer more distressing sights than that of Amankwaah in a baseball cap.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 13:19:25 Tie me Amankwaah down, sport.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: tans on Friday, June 6, 2008, 13:33:00 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:15:33 Quote from: "flammableBen" Tie me Amankwaah down, sport. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:16:10 Ground Control to Amankwaah,
your circuits dead, there's something wrong. Can you hear me Amankwaah? Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Power to people on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:17:06 How about He's a Wanker he's a wanker but he's our Wanker ?
No ? Thought not :cry: Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:19:59 maybe try something with his full name Ben?
Kevin Kwaku Osei-Kuffour Amankwaah Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:26:10 Amankwaah superstar,
Do you think you're what they say you are? Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:27:31 Osei-Kuffour? Is he related to our old striker Jo?
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:29:36 Hey there Amankwaah
What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl, tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:34:04 Amankwaah, Amankwaah, never before has a boy asked for more.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:34:10 wow if you look on his wikipedia page he has links to lots of our old players plus other interesting crap
Car crash involving Aarron Brwon - check replaced Matt Hewlett - check Mother who competed in the commonwealth games - check wowwee Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:35:21 When the dog bites, when the bee stings,
when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember my Amankwaah things, and then I don't feel so bad. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:37:17 Amankwaah
He's the man, the man with the Midas touch A spider's touch Such a cold finger Beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:39:34 Are you going to Amankwaah Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme, Remember me to one who lives there, For he once was a true love of mine. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:41:11 the red car and Amankwaah had a race
all that red could do was stuff his face he eats everything he sees from trucks to prickly trees but Amankwaah he took the milky way Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:42:18 Erm....
What's that coming over the hill Is it a Amankwaah? Is it Amankwaah? I'll get my coat. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:48:01 Quote from: "flammableBen" the red car and Amankwaah had a race all that red could do was stuff his face he eats everything he sees from trucks to prickly trees but Amankwaah he took the milky way best one yet - I laughed so much a bit of wee came out :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: I can see everyone singing that in the townend Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:49:25 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" maybe try something with his full name Ben? Kevin Kwaku Osei-Kuffour Amankwaah su-per-Kev-in-Kwa-ku-Os-ei-Kuf-four-Am-ank-waah-cious even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious su-per-Kev-in-Kwa-ku-Os-ei-Kuf-four-Am-ank-waah-cious Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:51:29 stop now - its getting too much for an old dear on a Friday afternooon :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Nemo on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:54:07 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" maybe try something with his full name Ben? Kevin Kwaku Osei-Kuffour Amankwaah su-per-Kev-in-Kwa-ku-Os-ei-Kuf-four-Am-ank-waah-cious even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious su-per-Kev-in-Kwa-ku-Os-ei-Kuf-four-Am-ank-waah-cious That's absolute class. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 14:56:49 I love a bit of Mary Poppins - can we have more players songs attached to Mary Poppins songs please
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:03:21 I'm songed out.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:08:12 His name fits quite well into the 'One finger, one thumb' tune. Too lazy to think of anything to go on the end though.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:08:40 booo that can be your homework then!
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:08:57 No I'm not
Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" I love a bit of Mary Poppins - can we have more players songs attached to Mary Poppins songs please Just a Spoonful of Ifil? Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:14:44 What a friend we have in Jesus,
He's a saviour from a far. What a friend we have in Jesus, And is name is Amankwaah. Ooh ahh Amankwaah. Ooh ahh Amankwaah. Ooh ah, Ooh ahh, Ooh ahh Amankwaah. Ooh ahhh A-man-kwaah..... Ooh! Ah! Amankwaah! Say ooh ah Amankwaah! Ooh! Ah! Amankwaah! Say ooh ah Amankwaah! Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Simon Pieman on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:17:16 Days of speed of speed and slow time Mondays
Pissing down with rain on boring Wednesdays Watching the news and not eating your tea A freezing cold flat and damp in the walls I say Kev-in Amankwaah Kev-in Amankwaah....aaaaah Kevin Amankwaah....aah aah aah Kevin-Amankwaah...aah aah aah Kevin Amankwaah Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:20:41 Quote from: "Samdy Gray" What a friend we have in Jesus, He's a saviour from a far. What a friend we have in Jesus, And is name is Amankwaah. Ooh ahh Amankwaah. Ooh ahh Amankwaah. Ooh ah, Ooh ahh, Ooh ahh Amankwaah. Ooh ahhh A-man-kwaah..... Ooh! Ah! Amankwaah! Say ooh ah Amankwaah! Ooh! Ah! Amankwaah! Say ooh ah Amankwaah! wow cant beat a hymn like song! Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:29:23 I have no idea how sam's song goes.
Amankwaah fit's in Kumbaya which is easy and obvious. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 15:34:34 You and me baby ain't nothing but mammal
So let's do it like they do on the Amankwaah channel Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:13:18 And it seems to me you lived your life
Like Amankwaah in the wind Never fading with the sunset When the rain set in Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:14:29 And I think it’s gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find I’m not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I’m a Amankwaah Amankwaah burning out his fuse up here alone Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Batch on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:16:56 Didn't we have a lovely time the day we signed Amankwaah,
...... Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:17:38 This thread made my boring day!
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:19:38 I'm burning through the skies Yeah!
Two hundred degrees That's why they call me Mister Amankwaah I'm trav'ling at the speed of light I wanna make a supersonic man of you Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: swindonbob on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:21:27 I was trying to fit Amankwah into "mandy" by manillow....it kind of fits but i couldnt be bothered to think of witty lyrics.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: reeves4england on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:32:25 I have to say, the Mary Poppins one wins and SHOULD be sung! Not sure how you'd get everybody to remember his full name though!
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:44:35 Quote from: "flammableBen" I have no idea how sam's song goes. It's the Ooh-Aah Cantona song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je82z30emMk Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: lebowski on Friday, June 6, 2008, 16:46:11 His name is Kevin
Kevin Amankwaah (sp??) With yellow feathers in her hair And a dress cut down to there Ok I got lazy towards the end but I am happy that I have planted some seeds of thought here. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: ibelieveinmrreeves on Friday, June 6, 2008, 20:43:03 Kevin Amankwaah,
Isn't he wonderful? Kevin Amankwaah, Watch him defend the goal (to the tune of isn't she lovely by Stevie Wonder. Credit to my girlfriend for this one, she gets very invested in coming up with players songs) Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: JOHNNY REEVES on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 08:15:54 we all agree our right back is amankwaah.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 11:27:27 Quote from: "JOHNNY REEVES" we all agree our right back is amankwaah. :D I like Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 11:41:22 Am-ank-waah-waah-waah, push pineapple, shake the tree
Am-ank-waah-waah-waah, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Samdy Gray on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 11:44:39 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Am-ank-waah-waah-waah, push pineapple, shake the tree Am-ank-waah-waah-waah, push pineapple, grind coffee To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Class! Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 11:52:53 Amankwaah, woah-o
Amankwaah, woah-o He crashed with Aaron Brown, He's come to Swindon Town Or something to that effect... Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 11:54:21 Quote from: "Kinky Tom" Amankwaah, woah-o Amankwaah, woah-o He crashed with Aaron Brown, He's come to Swindon Town Or something to that effect... Your first effort was great. Should have quit while ahead! :D Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 11:55:17 Well, you know...
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Kinky Tom on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 12:57:40 To the tune of 'Where do you go' by No Mercy:
Where do you go Amankwaah Where do you go, I wanna know Amankwaah, I wanna know... Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: neville w on Saturday, June 7, 2008, 19:46:19 He's Amankwaah, He's Amankwaah
And he does it good Like he bloody well should Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: ron dodgers on Monday, June 9, 2008, 00:00:28 Quote from: "flammableBen" Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" maybe try something with his full name Ben? Kevin Kwaku Osei-Kuffour Amankwaah su-per-Kev-in-Kwa-ku-Os-ei-Kuf-four-Am-ank-waah-cious even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious if you say it loud enough you'll always sound precocious su-per-Kev-in-Kwa-ku-Os-ei-Kuf-four-Am-ank-waah-cious I lose it on the Am-ank-waah-cious , that should be the easiest bit but it aint. Can everyone sing this please if the cunt scores. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Monday, June 9, 2008, 00:06:51 The fucking "-cious" wouldn't have to be there if the cunt had one more syllable in his name. Lazy bastard.
Of course that would mean changing the middle two lines for the rhyme, but they should probably be changed anyway. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: ron dodgers on Monday, June 9, 2008, 08:54:34 I've got it now - I was singing in my head, or so I thought, on the bus this morning - oops!
Sign him up...Sign him up...Sign him up... A-mank-wah-able that's what you are A-mank-wah-able though near or far Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: janaage on Monday, June 9, 2008, 09:43:00 For those that are familiar with the Sound of Music we could sing (instead of so long, farewell, auf weidersehen, goodbyeeee)
Kevin Kwaku, Osei-Kuffour Amankwaah, he left Swansea, to be a Swindon player da da da da da da da da da..... I'll get my coat. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: tans on Monday, June 9, 2008, 11:52:08 Signed now then, Byrne could have dressed up for the occasion!
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: chrisser on Monday, June 9, 2008, 22:14:05 Did anyone else notice something missing from the announcement? The transfer is not subject to Football League approval as we've paid off the CVA.
A small point but something else to thank our new owners for. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: magic8ball on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 00:26:01 I've heard from just about every Swansea fan that I've talked to that he's a terrible player.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: my-velocity on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 08:13:08 Quote from: magic8ball I've heard from just about every Swansea fan that I've talked to that he's a terrible player. Personal opinion really, i'm not going to judge him till i've seen him play. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: janaage on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 08:24:48 I'm sure Northampton fans didn't rave about Parkin before he joined us.
Agree with Mr V, I'll wait and see how he gets on before I judge. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: McLovin on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 09:00:16 I remember him being good, but i don't know if it was in real life or FM07...
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 09:03:11 He obviously had something about him to make Swansea pay £200k for him a couple of years ago. A lot of money for a League 1 Right back.
I think he'll be good after a slowish start for us. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 10:33:56 Where is Bart, I am surprised that he hasn't said what a shit signing he is yet, along with Malpas being shit, and the board being tight ect ect blah blah.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 10:40:25 He said something about it being uninspiring or something similar didn't he?
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 10:54:03 Ah yeah, I remember know, although that was before he signed, I thought that Bart would still have come to have a bitch after it being made official.
Maybe he has fallen in Love? Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: DiV on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 12:01:44 Quote from: "magic8ball" I've heard from just about every Swansea fan that I've talked to that he's a terrible player. but then every Yeovil fan you speak to thinks hes quality.... Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 12:04:53 Players just fit into some teams better than others. We'll just have to wait and see how he does there. Big strong dude who doesn't mind getting forward yeah? Sounds like he could fit into are team, overlapping with whoever's ahead of him.
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 12:08:42 Quote from: "flammableBen" Players just fit into some teams better than others. We'll just have to wait and see how he does there. Big strong dude who doesn't mind getting forward yeah? Sounds like he could fit into are team, overlapping with whoever's ahead of him. That'll be McGovern mincing around then. Although to be fair I thought he looked better with commigues overlapping him and making up for his own lack of pace. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 12:11:33 let's hope he's a good un.must have had something about him for swansea to shell out on him.i hope he can get good form for us.
let's hope a few more are added to him aswell. Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: adje on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 13:05:08 Jack Smith will see him off
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 15:14:14 To the tune of teddy bears picnic...
http://www.vcei.org/tbp-words.htm If you go down to the town today you're sure of a big surprise If you come down to the town today you ain't going to believe your eyes For every man, wherever he stands is singing loud and clapping his hands cos todays, the day Amankwaah whips a cross in... chorus: Picnic time for Amankwaah Our Kevin Amankwaahs having a lovely time today. Watch him catch you unawares and see us score like we're on holiday. See him push that ball about He loves to play and shout and never have any cares. At 5 0'clock your coaches and cars will take you home to bed but you'll remember Kevin aman-k-waah!! Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: neville w on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 15:29:35 Quote from: "triseros" To the tune of teddy bears picnic... http://www.vcei.org/tbp-words.htm If you go down to the town today you're sure of a big surprise If you come down to the town today you ain't going to believe your eyes For every man, wherever he stands is singing loud and clapping his hands cos todays, the day Amankwaah whips a cross in... chorus: Picnic time for Amankwaah Our Kevin Amankwaahs having a lovely time today. Watch him catch you unawares and see us score like we're on holiday. See him push that ball about He loves to play and shout and never have any cares. At 5 0'clock your coaches and cars will take you home to bed but you'll remember Kevin aman-k-waah!! Way too much time on your hands Triseros ! - grass not growing quickly enough ? Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 15:30:19 Looks like he is smoking the grass based on that Nev
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 15:48:57 nope! need some miracle grow!!!
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 16:20:30 Judging by the size of the lawnmower on the OS, you'd think he'd have no time for forum posting! Must take ages to cut a whole pitch like that!
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 16:43:43 that ain't me that's Marcus - I'm twice as big and so's me mower :-)
Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: @MacPhlea on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 16:45:06 Quote from: "triseros" To the tune of teddy bears picnic... http://www.vcei.org/tbp-words.htm If you go down to the town today you're sure of a big surprise If you come down to the town today you ain't going to believe your eyes For every man, wherever he stands is singing loud and clapping his hands cos todays, the day Amankwaah whips a cross in... chorus: Picnic time for Amankwaah Our Kevin Amankwaahs having a lovely time today. Watch him catch you unawares and see us score like we're on holiday. See him push that ball about He loves to play and shout and never have any cares. At 5 0'clock your coaches and cars will take you home to bed but you'll remember Kevin aman-k-waah!! Anyway - it only took me 5 minutes to write this one... Title: Song for Amankwaah Post by: reeves4england on Tuesday, June 10, 2008, 17:37:12 Quote from: "triseros" that ain't me that's Marcus - I'm twice as big and so's me mower :-) Ah right - I always thought you were Marcus. Oops. :oops: Now you say you're bigger than him I think I know who you must be |