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Right, biggest decision I've had for ages this.

Do I go for Brie or Stilton with my Bacon in my Lunch/Breakfast baguette?

It's a big a one.

Brie every time. It was probably invented to go with Bacon...

:groan1: Fucking hell ben, sort it out, your about 23 you need some direction

Too right I need some direction. Brie or Bacon.

You must have realised that this thread's main intention was to wind you up Ash.

I think he means get a job  :wink:

Really?

Ben, I heard a local cider maker is paying people to taste their cider.

Shall I PM you the details?

Stilton, I had a Bacon and Stilton sandwich for lunch. Very nice it was too. And the best thing is every time I burp I get to taste it again.

Enjoy.

I thought it was Brie or Stilton. :o

Also ignore the Nazi's

If you dont need to work dont bother I say and as far as im concerned someone with more than 1 type of Cheese in the house shouldnt rush out :D

Oh and Stilton.

you serious??? fuck yeah

I cut my baguette in two. Had half stilton and half brie.

Genius.

No I'm not serious

Oh  :(

fuck! went shopping and didn't get any bacon. :evil:

Amateur.

and i have to pay ben.your on a winner fella

Get a job!

I think we should do a TEF sweepstake on how long it'll be before Ben gets a job. I'm sure there are enough members to cover the number of weeks. Unless Ben plans on being unemployed for more than 20 years.

Shot gun 6-7 weeks.

I had fishfingers in my sandwich today

that sounds rude!

I need to eat. Ooh and I bought bacon this morning!
No brie or stilton though. Brown sauce will do nicely I suppose  :P

Stilton is the king of cheese...work is definitely over rated.

oh my god I was going to write Stilton is the king of cheese

me and Reg are made for each other

i dont get the hype about brie. it tasted well plasticy when i had some

let it warm up.

i did. i toasted it and it didnt taste very nice. or melt evenly

take it out the fridge and leave it under a tea towel for a day.

maybe you just dont like it Dave?

No. No i dont

Halloumi is a nice cheese grilled.

I don't like Brie either

 Sorry JFW.....I just don't have any more room for another woman in my life right now  :D

Actually can I have 2-3 weeks?  :D

do you know something we don't?

I'll tell you later. I thought I had more chips than I do. Don't suppose you could bring a spare box or two with you?

Anyone else fancy some quiet poker round mine? Taking advantage of a free house.

okey doke.

I would but I have to go and see the vicar about the wedding.

axs is cunt.

all in, I have A(h)8(s) he has 62(both h). Heart heart heart comes out on the flop. do I hit the extra heart to make a better flush. No. He's a cunt. and what was he doing going all in with that shit anyway.

Cunt
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt
Cunt

u deserve it for A8 off suit though im afraid.

worst beat of my life last night...
was heads up, i was short stacked by about 2-1. i get AJ suited on my big blind and go all in, he called with 52 off suit...

flop A,A,3

sweet trip aces on the flop

turn something unimportant

river 4

 :x

oh well, cashed 5 tourneys in a row now, up about 25 quid tonight

My mate was telling me about a game he played on Sunday night with a group of friends. He got down to the last two and got 7,3 off suit, the other fella had 7,K suited.

My mate, having a shit hand, checked expecting to get raised but the other fella checked as well. Flop comes out; 7,3,A. Now having two pair, my mate bet big and the other fella thinking he had an ok hand with pocket 7s raised. My mate re-raised, other fella goes all in. Turn was something shit like a 9, at this point my mate's thinking he's won the £160 pot when a K comes out on the river. At this point my mate lost it and knocked the pot stack all over the table  :soapy tit wank:

You should get in touch with Leroy & Riddel on myonlyswindon.com - much more their territory.

Can someone teach me how top play poker?

is it difficult? I dont have much paitience

I'll teach you to play strip poker  :P

that would only be good for 1 of u tho!!

Sam is a hunk, JFW wud be lucky to play  :o

:mrgreen:

I dont wanna see you little willy Samuel  :wink:

Oi, less of the little.

what rules are you playing?? if your dude checked pre flop, how could he get raised?
also, after the flop, if your mate has bet, then been raised, he's not allowed to re-raise, he can only call or fold... and then the other dude raises again with his all in?? that's about 4 rounds of betting. baffling.

Yeah generally in heads up the small blind should have the button so you can't check preflop and get raised because the big blind acts last. Very occasionally, like in party poker cash games the big blind acts first heads up but I hate that way of doing it, the big blind has too much of an advantage.

There's unlimited rounds of betting in no limit though, as long as someone raises rather than just calls you can keep on raising until someone's all in (typically unless you're making tiny fish style min raises it only takes a couple of raises to get all in though, especially in tournaments with high blinds)

It's easy to learn but difficult to be any good. If you're not patient then it's not the game for you.

Yeah I know. I think that's what pissed me off. I was low on chips and was bored. He still shouldn't have called.

Also my house is a bit trashed and my memory stops working soon after axs went.

Quiet (ish).

So Tef? What's a good hangover curing breakfast. I do make some awesome scrambled eggs.

I can't work out questionmarks in my fragile state.

breakfast?! now

Have some scrambled eggs - then a Cadburys creme egg twisted for pudding - they are yumm

Yeah. I've been up about an hour. That's a good time for breakfast.

I'm less hungover and more still drunk. If that makes sense.

thats the best feeling. have some toast

toast is shit.

I'm worried that I may have shamed myself last night. I've tried ringing my friend dan but he's not answering his phone. He had an interview at 10am. I hope he made it. The drinking fool.

And the night starts to slowly sludge back into my memory hole.

I remember playing knuckles. Although for some reason we were playing first to 3, which ruins my normal slow game pain approach and gives a huge advantage to whoever goes first.

Also, Dandelion and Burdock is a random vodka mixer.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: best play of my life.

Ben was genuinely pissed off that I called his all in with a 6 2.

I think I'm glad I left when I did.

Did you go into work for you horribly early meeting?

Dan didn't make his 10am interview.

yes, i was fine though, I didn't actually drink that much.