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I've had two cans of the stuff and feel pissed up already,is that normal?Or is it just the sign that i'm a complete lightweight who shouldn't be allowed near any kind of alcohol for fear of the embarrassing results :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Maybe i should construct a poll?

Drink more larwood  :D

Go Larwood, Go Larwood, Go Larwood, Go Larwood, Go Larwood, Go Larwood.

Larwood will get a visit from Ralphy tonight by the sounds of it

The original snake-bite - Scrumpy with Stella ....


A hot summers evening drinking that mixture and you are invincible :beers:

down another as quick as you can.you will go beyond the slightly pissed stage quite sharpish

Dont worry hun, that quite normal with Scrumpy Jack and girls

I got 8 cans for us on Monday night !

 8)

i'm hitting the cider later.pints of stowfords press to be precise.and an 8 pack of magners chilling in the fridge for ron 8)

You couldn't drink eight cans of Jack, lethal stuff

I am gonna drink cider a plenty tonight.

I'll take that bet one day Dell.

Not planning to Dell

going to force feed the GF at least 3 though

 8)

I had some of that Stowfords press the other week was very enjoyable.

Only drink left after this is a a load of horrid larger,half a bottle of white wine,bottle of red some champers and some pimms.

Choices choices.

Revealue that bet:

You couldn't drink eight cans of Jack and talk sense.

I rest my case, you failed!!! :beers:

I fancy some cake.

Aldi are selling some bottled cider called Westons and it's 8.3 % I believe.

I tried it last week and fuck me it's good.

For cheapo booze you can't knock Aldi.

Edit

You wanna get stuck into the ol' Merry Downs cider! Lovely stuff! 7.5% as well  8)  mmmmm

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Weston's make lethal stuff! It's good though

24 440ml cans of stella for £10.47 at morrisons at the moment

Old Rosie  :twisted:

None of these shops are in wootton bassett though.I'm stuck in the sodding sticks!!!!ARRRGGGHH

I have batter mix,if i add sugar maybe a cake would result.Ifonly i coudl remember my cdt lessons from school :(

ive tured into ben and drinking wine, oh dear, out in bournmuff tonight with bennett, he snores, i barley got a wink of sleep last night

if you had batter you'd probably end up with pancakes.

There are plenty of shops here in Bassett to buy booze!  :roll: Bassett is alcoholic central afterall! Well judging by the amount of pubs we have  8)

Oh fuck !!!!

 :mrgreen:

Two Cans of Cider before 4.30pm!

Its a slippery slope you're travelling down Larwoody.

What did Dell say before he edited himself? :D

To the Savoy! For some drinking!

Lots of Merlot......and a bottle of champers later

Fucks sake!

No Dr Who or Russel Brand

Stoopid Eurovisions

I know it's gay isn't it.

i won't make the savoy.sorrry,not safe for me to cross the road at the moment :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Booo. I'm disappointed larwood.

I just had a wtf moment when I realised were using a bit of the Star Wars Sith music for the background of the pre-title introduction on the silly nancy program. Madness.

i've just been sick.christ  :oops: i'm sorry.got to go now,tesco finest obviously isn't :(

you little alcy.

a pound-a-shot in yates' was a bad choicee :(

Oxxxxxxxxfordshiiiirrreee nurses lurrrrrve the cider!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

ahhhhh :beers:

ahhhh fanny flaps mustard cheese

I'm gonna regeret this

Ralphy you wanker.

fuck me my head is banging like a fucking drum.
stowfords press was a good idea at the time.

I managed to have an awesome adventure between my house and the beehive, which included getting lost. Fucking brilliant.

Seriously whats your issue with Ralphy, dont see you calling larwood or dave wankers for posting drunk.  Leave it out

Larwood I laughed a lot at this

Because only Ralphy bites to it is my guess.

  Were you in the Hive ?

Seriously, what's your issue with Sam? Don't see you picking on anybody else when they call drunken Ralphy a wanker.

Fucking Hitler.

Cant see anyone else calling him one? I just notice Sam jumps on him a lot.

Bloody hell Ash, calm down! It's only a bit of harmless :fishing:

Yeah, but quite late. I saw Jayohatichen in there, which was mad because I'd bumped into him in the Savoy earlier.

 Is that a Hive late or  normal late?  Probably a bit of luck I missed you....

This reminds me of the time myself and Fred went to the Old Town bowl to watch some bands play. I turned up with 8 cans of Strongbow and Fred with 8 cans of Scrumpy Jack. Halfway through our first can we were told there was a no alcohol policy. Should have realised it was no alcohol due to it being a youth festival. :-))(

Still the pouring a bottle of gin into bottles of coke trick worked well.

Whenever I've been up there they've been fine with people bringing drinks, must just have been that particular event.

It was just that particular event axman, it was due to it being a youth festival.

I suppose it was quite fun dashing outside the gates and downing cans every so often, a bit like going outside for a fag when you're in the pub.

The trick of buying a litre of Ginger Ale and replacing it with a litre of tramp strength sherry was not the best idea I have ever had !

I even had to get on a bus from Old Town to Down Town, fuck walking down that hill

truly was a splendiferous day

 :D

normal late. It's a bit hazy. Probably for the best. I was a bit out of it.