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Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 10:09:27
I've been invited to a European Contest Evening down the local.

I have my starred glasses, long-haired wig, flared purple trousers and platform shoes all ready.

We had to draw lots to see who we would represent tonight - I've drawn out Sweden, not sure if there singer is a single male, female, group or puppet - but I have to sing their song if they finish in the first three after the result (karaoke) - never wanted to lose so much in my life.

Whoever has United Kingdom can get as pissed as they like, that has got no chance at all.

Sounds fun!!!


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 10:29:12
No Doctor Who  :(


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 10:49:13
Looks like I'm in trouble tonight - at least she can't sing so not so bad.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7400508.stm

I have the legs, but not the rest ...


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:07:05
Ile be watching Dell...its in Serbia so i dont think Croatia have much chance of winning!


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 13:04:32
Quote from: "dell boy"
Looks like I'm in trouble tonight - at least she can't sing so not so bad.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7400508.stm

I have the legs, but not the rest ...


I believe Sweden are favourites fot tonight, and the singer has already won it in '99 !!!


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 18:47:10
Complete change of clothes:
High heels, sequenced top and mini, bright lipstick and a couple of pillows up the boobs area ... here we go, night all.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 19:22:14
no photos please.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: yeo on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 19:23:43
That gives me a twinge :D


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 19:24:54
Terry is gonna be on good form tonight i think.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 19:25:48
Love how nearly all the songs are in english, even the german one.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: yeo on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 19:30:06
Ive just found my little work telly,gets every channel except BBC1  :x

I wanna watch it with Wogan,its rubbish on the Radio,Ken Friggin Bruce :(

Why isnt BBC1 streamed like ITV :x


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 19:38:05
finland have the goth rock band out, ace.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 19:47:12
Quote from: "axs"
finland have the goth rock band out, ace.


The Rasmus? Oh no wait  :soapy tit wank:


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 20:28:12
is it me or did that frenchman inhale helium as part of his song?


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 21:52:07
The voting is more rigged than a Zimbabwe election.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 21:52:41
it's hilarious, terry is predicting most of it correctly.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: janaage on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 22:56:17
Seriously it's time we did away with this competition, we are one of the biggest sponsors of this event and yet the voting is so rigged.  I predicted abotu 90% of the 12 point nominations just through knowing which country was submitting their scores.

Boring crap which should be relegated to BBc3, or maybe Dave (+1), as it;s definitely not BBC1 viewing.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 22:57:07
bless 'em, it's the only thing the small european economies get to win.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 23:03:49
Quote from: "janaage"
Seriously it's time we did away with this competition, we are one of the biggest sponsors of this event and yet the voting is so rigged.  I predicted abotu 90% of the 12 point nominations just through knowing which country was submitting their scores.

Boring crap which should be relegated to BBc3, or maybe Dave (+1), as it;s definitely not BBC1 viewing.


 Did Scotland have a team in it?  Who was it ? Andy Stewart and the White Heather Club?


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: janaage on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 23:16:01
To be honest Reg I couldn't give a shit.  I'm not that bothered about splitting the union that we have to be seperate on singing competitions.

I want us to enter this next year (as NI is part of the great union of UK) although it would be against the rules, but fuck the rules.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nlnLk4Y_kKM&feature=related

Come the day and come the hour
Come the power and the glory
We have come to answer
Our Country's call
From the four proud provinces of Ireland

Ireland, Ireland
Together standing tall
Shoulder to shoulder
We'll answer Ireland's call


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 23:23:09
Quote from: "janaage"
To be honest Reg I couldn't give a shit.  I'm not that bothered about splitting the union that we have to be seperate on singing competitions.

I want us to enter this next year (as NI is part of the great union of UK) although it would be against the rules, but fuck the rules.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nlnLk4Y_kKM&feature=related

Come the day and come the hour
Come the power and the glory
We have come to answer
Our Country's call
From the four proud provinces of Ireland

Ireland, Ireland
Together standing tall
Shoulder to shoulder
We'll answer Ireland's call


  Yeah but Ireland always used to  win it ....Johnny Logan  Dana and probably some other too...all kinds of everything remind me of you.

   Think RTE took to entering duffers to avoid having to host it repeatedly..


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: janaage on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 23:39:38
You're right again Reg, Ireland threw the competition one year as they couldn't afford to host it again.  I was thinking of a more Irish entrant for the UK though not for the Republic, not sure how the Glaswegian Mancs would react though on news of a successful outcome.  The Manc Polizei might have a busy saturday night should this ever come true.

In my memory, I will always see,
the town that I have loved so well,
where our school played ball,
by the gas yard wall,
and we laughed through the smoke and the smell
going home in the rain]running up the dark lane...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=EbMln5JXXsQ


Best song ever!!


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, May 25, 2008, 00:50:02
did we win. its nol suprise, uropeans like nothing more than cheesye gay disco or thrash metal, with no middle ground. fuck em, the bastardsss


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: axs on Sunday, May 25, 2008, 08:59:39
er no, we came last.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, May 25, 2008, 09:27:21
Seriosly! fucking hell. My original point still stands though.


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: Fred Elliot on Sunday, May 25, 2008, 10:25:18
How did it go Dell ?


Title: Its Eurovision Night
Post by: dell boy on Sunday, May 25, 2008, 11:24:38
Quote from: "Fred Elliot"
How did it go Dell ?


Dell didn't have to sing, a good result for everyone.

All the contestants dressed up, what great fun, cant remember seeing so many pissed people for a long time, finished up about midnight, walking home I got a few whistles and beeps.

I am making this comment with a lie detector strapped to me: 'I of course was as sober as a judge, which is my way'. :beers: