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Title: Joke Time
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:43:54
In a recent survey, people from Liverpool have proved to be the most people likely to have had sex in the shower!

In the survey, a whopping 86% of Liverpudlians said they have had sex in the shower.



The other 14% said they hadn't ever been to prison !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


 8)


Title: Joke Time
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:45:12
Very good dell.

Whats black and runs into walls


Title: Joke Time
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:46:33
Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop"
Very good dell.

Whats black and runs into walls

I dont know, what is black and runs into walls?


Title: Joke Time
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:48:26
Stevie wonder


Title: Joke Time
Post by: DMR on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:49:49
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Joke Time
Post by: herthab on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:50:00
You can't beat the old ones.

Two parrots sitting on a perch.

One turns to the other and says 'Do you smell fish?'


Title: Joke Time
Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:52:27
:D

What does the average pakistani weigh?




Sweets


Title: Joke Time
Post by: herthab on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 09:56:57
Two fish swimming (Obviously)

One swims right into a wall, the other one says, 'DAMN!'


Title: Joke Time
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:06:33
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, who produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as PINO MORE  


You heard it through the grapevine!!! :P


Title: Joke Time
Post by: strooood on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:30:48
i tried some of that new wookie meat for dinner last night...


tasted alright, just a bit chewie.


Title: Joke Time
Post by: JPC82 on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:36:30
i went to town yesterday to look for a pair of those camouflage trousers yesterday

couldnt see any anywhere


Title: Joke Time
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 11:47:02
try debenhams.


Title: Joke Time
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 14:58:29
I pour whiskey on my lawn once a week....so it comes up half cut!


Title: Joke Time
Post by: larwood on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 15:01:40
Quote from: "strooood"
i tried some of that new wookie meat for dinner last night...


tasted alright, just a bit chewie.

 :soapy tit wank:

Surely Chewie is the best Star wars character  8)


Title: Joke Time
Post by: dell boy on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 15:02:15
Quote from: "leefer"
I pour whiskey on my lawn once a week....so it comes up half cut!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TehFZ38kt6o&feature=related


When you pour it, sing along


Title: Joke Time
Post by: leefer on Saturday, May 24, 2008, 17:21:54
He was a top notch front man.....a great band