Thetownend.com

Right I have stole this from another site as I have no shame but as it is the silly season lets give this a go.Usually the person with the most in each section wins but I cant be assed

BEST POSTER-Probably Ben seems to be able to post on every subject but the manatee stuff was shit.



MOST DEDICATED FAN-Herthab /Mex, seems to travel all over so fair play.Same for Mex and other reasons obviously




USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL- Reg no explanation needed


FUNNIEST USER-Gazza Fat Mate although I miss Ginsters Rapper



IDIOT OF THE YEAR- Me or Jcp2 whatever



RADIO LISTENER OF THE YEAR – Bangkok red for obvious reasons though.


MOST DELUDED USER- Bart



MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET-Bangkok red



BEST FANS-I actually got on really well with the millwall fans this year and walsall are a good bunch.


WORST FANS- Nottingham Forest so arrogant its unbelievable glad they have been promoted.



BEST MODERATOR-?



LAZIEST MODERATOR-Ben


BEST THREAD- The Adver thread regarding Toni

BEST POSTER: Lumps - doesn't post often, but when he does it's very well reasoned.

MOST DEDICATED FAN: I'll also say HerthaB (because he gives me lifts to away games :mrgreen: )

USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL: Reg - no explanation needed.

FUNNIEST USER: Ralphy - I laugh at him, not with him (see below).

IDIOT OF THE YEAR: Ralphy - how the fuck can you drunkenly get on a train and end up at East Midlands airport?

RADIO LISTENER OF THE YEAR: pumbaa - How's the STFC World subscription at the moment? ;)

MOST DELUDED USER: DV

MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET: Gazza's Fat Mate

BEST FANS: Port Vale - Fair play to them when they came to our place, they never stopped singing.

WORST FANS: Cheltenham - Just deluded.

BEST MODERATOR: Croat Red

LAZIEST MODERATOR: Sonic Youth

BEST THREAD: TalkTalk (Alan) going out in a blaze of glory.

laziest?

for ages i was the only cunt authenticating new accounts and deleting spam

Can someone bump the thread.
 :D

hahahahah
ive never done anything 8)

Now that was funny

I put Croat as the best because I know he doesn't really like being a mod/admin and doesn't ever do anything. I put Sonic as the laziest because I knew I'd get that exact reaction. I love you really Jim  :kisskiss:

BEST POSTER - Fred

MOST DEDICATED - unfair award really

USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL - Not Reg

FUNNIEST USER - Yeovil

IDIOT OF THE YEAR - JCP2 closely followed by me

RADIO LISTENER OF THE YEAR - wouldn't know

MOST DELUDED USER - Jaanage

MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET - none

BEST FANS - Port Vale or Millwall

WORST FANS - Bristol Rovers

BEST MODERATOR - Ben

LAZIEST MODERATOR - not a job I'd want to do, so none

BEST THREAD - Toni, now that was fantastic, and she kept coming back for more with her mum using her poster name

Id like an award - Ive never won an award before

But nothing derogitory please like saying I podged someone or something  :D

I supsect your the forum member everyone would most like to meet JFW :D

For not podging someone or anyone we know - Jamiesfuturewife

'The unashamedly begging for an award' award: JFW

I like it!

BEST POSTER - Flammable Ben always provides entertainment

MOST DEDICATED - tricky that one

USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL - I'd say Reg

FUNNIEST USER - Flammable Ben again

IDIOT OF THE YEAR - JCP82

RADIO LISTENER OF THE YEAR - anybody who put up with Brunel deserves it

MOST DELUDED USER - Bart

MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET - I've met more than enough  :D

BEST FANS - Didn't meet any Millwall fans but fair play for the number they brought on the last day

WORST FANS - Bristol Rovers, or possibly Leeds for generally being a bit special

BEST THREAD - Has to be Toni

BEST POSTER-Dunno,I like Lebowski I think



MOST DEDICATED FAN-Flammable Ben



USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL- Me


FUNNIEST USER-



IDIOT OF THE YEAR- I love evryone me




MOST DELUDED USER- Jan,fiercly Scottish English bloke :D



MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET-not that bothered about meeting anyone



BEST FANS-I dont pay any attention to them to be honest


WORST FANS- As above



BEST MODERATOR-OST ,though he been sacked I think,and where has he gone?



LAZIEST MODERATOR-me



BEST THREAD- fuck knows

Yeovil who would win the award for "Most helpful gift buyer"?  :wink:

BEST POSTER- FB, always raises a smile



MOST DEDICATED FAN- Mex and Hertha



USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL- Reg


THE COLLINS CONCISE AWARD - Close call between GFM and BB



IDIOT OF THE YEAR- Toni's Mum




MOST DELUDED USER- Anybody who mentioned the playoffs seriously



MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET IN A DARK ALLEY - You know who you are !



BEST FANS-I hate the fucking lot of them


WORST FANS- As above (even some of our own)



BEST MODERATOR- Si Pi for endless help on IT guff


LAZIEST MODERATOR- Was going to SY, but since he is now gainfully employed it has to be FB



BEST THREAD- We have had some real train crash of threads this year but both Toni's Adver and Palpitations threads were just pure genius

That makes em sound like some drunk short arsed nutter you see in Irish bars, at about two o'clock in the afternoon!!

If the tam'o'shanter fits ...

BEST POSTER - Don Rogers Shop


MOST DEDICATED POSTER - flammableBen


MOST UNEMPLOTABLE POSTER - flammableBen


USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL - I don't really pay attention


FUNNIEST POSTER - fatbury


IDIOT OF THE YEAR- Toni



MOST DELUDED POSTER - Any of the sweaties



MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET - Mrs Spacey


BEST FANS - Port Vale


WORST FANS - Swansea City or Cheltenham Town


BEST MODERATOR - Barry Scott probably


LAZIEST MODERATOR - Yeovil


BEST THREAD- flammableBen's post Cheltenham exploits

BEST POSTER: Fred Elliott, Despite peoples differing opinions etc during takeovers etc he never forgot who his mates etc were and didn’t hold anything against anyone, even if he didn’t agree with what was said, Plus the hat at games this season gained legendary status.

MOST DEDICATED FAN: Mex by far and an absolute top bloke.

USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL: Reginald whose dancing skills put us all to shame!

FUNNIEST USER: Ben, some of the pictures etc he has posted over the last year have been quality.

IDIOT OF THE YEAR: Bart

RADIO LISTENER OF THE YEAR: Rob T. Didn’t get to many games but disputes, arguments were well thought out well and only said things from what he saw as opposed to commenting on say a game he was not at.

MOST DELUDED USER: Bart

MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET:

BEST FANS: Forest Green Rovers, plastic but brought a few

WORST FANS: Toni

BEST MODERATOR:  dunno who the moderators are

LAZIEST MODERATOR: as above

BEST THREAD: Toni and the panic attacks at Swindon Town matches, absolutely priceless.

Wooot. Unemplotable!


Best Poster:

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/fposter.jpg

He's after you.

That's the best typo I could come up with Ben

Good shout on Mex actually i forgot him

Best News Related Monkey: News Monkey.

Actually what's happened to News Monkey. Has he gone on holiday?

Been replaced With this man.

Much more accurate

http://www.thetownend.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28811

Ha ha ha, Fred Can I have a dictionary? I can spell just lazy

BEST POSTER- Spacey, but since he's fucked off I'd say Fred.


MOST DEDICATED FAN- Difficult to answer, depends on your definition. Bangkok, despite not being able to go to games follows the club avidly.

USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL- Reg.


FUNNIEST USER- Don Rogers Shop.


IDIOT OF THE YEAR- Can't name them all! Special mention to Bart though.

RADIO LISTENER OF THE YEAR – Bangkok.


MOST DELUDED USER- Bart/Fatbury/DV/Dell/Lumps etc,etc....

MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET- Toni's mum.

BEST FANS- Us.

WORST FANS- Us.

BEST MODERATOR- Who cares?

LAZIEST MODERATOR- Who cares?


BEST THREAD-  It's gotta be the Toni threads :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

after reading this you are all a bunch of cunts  :wink:

Just vote you little bitch

FUNNIEST USER- Don Rogers Shop.    :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Should that be ex-user?

BEST POSTER- Dazza makes me laugh



MOST DEDICATED FAN- Mex, DV




USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL- Reg

FUNNIEST USER- Dazza or Ben



IDIOT OF THE YEAR- JPC82


RADIO LISTENER OF THE YEAR – Bangkok red


MOST DELUDED USER- STFC_Bart



MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET- JFW to explain myself  :|



BEST FANS- Us

WORST FANS- dont care



BEST MODERATOR-



LAZIEST MODERATOR-



BEST THREAD- my NSFW Injured whilst shagging

cant we do some "smash hits poll winners party" type awards for like best haircut and stuff?

I think Paul D should win that particular award  :wink:

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That is fuckin quality fair play Jan

do the best body, id walk that

One of those should I, shouldn't I post!!  Glad I did now fella!!

Nah mate Bushey was only saying today he think it is funny that i laugh about it.

BEST POSTER- ben



MOST DEDICATED FAN- mex or bangkok red




USER MOST KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT FOOTBALL- reg

FUNNIEST USER-theres a few really. ben again probably, but lebowskis tickles my funny bone



IDIOT OF THE YEAR- stfc bart



RADIO LISTENER OF THE YEAR – bangkok red

MOST DELUDED USER-anyone who wants malpas sacked



MEMBER YOU'D MOST LIKE TO MEET- none



BEST FANS-port vale fans were a credit to themselves


WORST FANS- nottingham florest



BEST MODERATOR-?



LAZIEST MODERATOR-?



BEST THREAD- toni's adver thread

"Best polished head at end of season do" or "Most booed at by JFW"  :D

I was only saying that so youd buy a ten bag

Most dissapointing lack of top hat at the end of season event award - Paul D

Dodgiest dancing - JFW

speak for yourself!!!!!  :P

You're never going to forgive me for that are you?

nope!  :P

wasnt just the lack of top hat - It was the lack of any hat really  :soapy tit wank:

20 actually I am hardcore innit

And sorry to diapoint you all but I would win best dancer by a mile as Bushey and Mex will confirm

Should have worn your baseball cap with the Tux - she'd have been happy then  :soapy tit wank:

It's quality that you can fella!!!  Good on ya.

most podgable award - jfw

 :thumbs:

best out and proud homosexual - Sonic

I missed you honey bee xxx

Seriously do you ever learn.

MISS TEF-Lady,she's a cracker and a lovely person!

Also,dont fall for Mex's charm,he's an absolute cunt

MOST MISSED POSTER-Spa

cey ?

Nah, it'd be me...who needs a six pack, when you've got a beer barrel?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I will now inform you of the 4 nominees for the  "most conceited, modest, up his own arse in a youth team cock sucking kind of way" award


oh hold on, there is only one nominee !


I am very pleased to announce that this years winner of this prestigious award is none other than JPC82

Unfortunately he is unable to collect this award this evening as he is currently hanging out of the arse of one Chris Allen.

Over to you Chris to accept this award on his behalf

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'm glad to see i'm not the only one who's finding his sliming around JFW disurbing as well,leave her alone creepy!

Does that mean I win the best body award, then?  I reckon I'd roll it...

I used to like the fact TEF didn't have these "love-in" polls.

Fuck you all  :D

To be honest everything thing blends in together - There are no seasons here!

Dont flatter yourself

 :mrgreen:

This thread is like a sexually confused teenager touching themselves with objects of various texture.

Does this thread remind you of that time Ben?

I wish.

I want a re-count, no fucking way did I lose!!!!!!!!!!! :beers:

Ah, my delusions of adeqacy...they never last long. :D

dont know what happened to the" cey"!

I've just put my glasses on ... oh dear it said 'missed' I read it as 'pissed' .... sorry I'm going to laugh at myself now.

Maybe the problem being I'm sober tonight ... I hang my head in shame!!!! :oops:

BEST POSTER- I mostly find you all incredibly tedious and stupid beyond belief...........apart from si pie, I think he's awesome and so do all the other voices in my head, especially the one that tells me to burn things.



I can't remember what the other questions were...



LAZIEST MODERATOR- I don't know what I'm supposed to be expecting them to do? Barry Scott's late for everything so I suppose it could be him.......Yeovil doesn't wash much so maybe it's him



BEST THREAD- Everything I started. Seriously I crack me up!

WORST THREAD(S)- Any top five biscuit, what did you have for lunch, aren't we bonkers etc bullshit

MOST MISSED- Definitely TalkTalk

SADDEST THING- People just don't argue anymore. I've never enjoyed this forum more than when people get genuinely upset and angry about fuck all.

FAVOURITE MEXICO RED- The one that gets a bit angry sometimes and looks like he's going to hit someone.

i find it hilarious that cos some of my friends play football all u lot say i want to shag them, as for being big headed bout my body comment, ive worked fucking hard since i was 16 to get in good shape, but thatnks for the award ill take it  8)

I thought you were about 16.

I think I deserve some recognition for the hard work I've put into getting into the shape I am. All that pint-lifting and pie-scoffing is really hard work. And as for restraining myself from going to the gym or doing any form of physical exercise, pfft... don't even start!

Sorry for my ignorance but how can felching and wanking give you a body like that.

Thanks Larwood - I was trying my best to ignore him but seeing as you brought it up

Whats even more creepy is the fact he is claiming to have slept with my best friend too

I would request some banning but he seems to have a million different sign ins so probably would make no difference

Dont get him banned together we can crush him

Who is he?

In a DRS/JFW sandwich? Worse ways to go I suppose. Make sure you check there's no teenage footballers still stuck in there before you start, wouldn't want any innocent bystanders involved in a "collateral crushing" incident

Did that come across quite obvious

oooh hes all secret squirral and wont actually tell me!!  :roll:

The only thing i know about him is that he lives in fatburys dungeon

How does he expect to sleep with/meet up/stalk you if he wont give his name?

Sorry, I meant what other forum names has he/does he use?

There is one way but it is illegal and would really scare Jfw

Its fairly obvious who he is isn't it? :-))(

I don't think its right that he keeps on creeping around JFW in the way he is :x Its making me feel uncomfortable so i can only imagine how bad it must make JFW feel.

Surely the mods can do something?

Who is he then?

hows it obvious?

I dont have a clue :?

I'll ban him if you want?

Yeah. I have no idea who he is.

Can you ban bart aswell please he keeps send me Pm's of africans with lip plates.

Didn't he used to under the name Swindon Town FC or something like that? I started a poll is he a cunt or not few months back?

ha, now we know, the blokes a class A cock

It's not me

he posts under Danielsan as well

 :D

What did the poll say?

I don't think it was unanimous as I'd anticipated I think it was about 60/70% felt he was a cunt and 30/40% who didn't, definitely the same bloke though.

It said post-modernism is just as pretentious as modernism

Its true, here is the proof

http://faculty.coloradomtn.edu/jeschofnig/mursi2a.jpg

Random but  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Why is this thread in the boardroom section?

Dunno but it has made me Edit my Laziest Mod nomination

And the most impressively drunken poster award goes to:

STFC Dave wrote:

I can only agree.

My undergraduate dissertation sought to demonstrate that, at least in the field of literature, the former is a development of the "high" modernism of the likes of Eliot and Pound, rather than a break with it.

It's unfashionable but I find myself siding with Georges Lukacs on the subject of modernism quite a lot, even though he's often, a  bit unfairly,  accused of being an apologist for Stalinism.

Er ...............I've lost everyone now haven't I?  :oops:

Just a bit but it was weirdly interesting for some reason

Lumps blatantly copies and pastes all this high-brow nonsense :wink:

What the fuck has Star Wars got to do with Stalinism?

tee hee

I think Star wars was a nickname given to Stalins defence methods.

Probably wrong though

star wars is what the american nuclear defence system is/was called

:shock:  I dont want to work where you do Dave!!!

i've never known a thread so cringeworthy it's untrue.

no ones the best, no ones the worse and everyone is a cunt. simple!  :)

and whats so special about JFW???

sorry everyone if ive acted a cunt

Big difference between acting and being a cunt

I still love you I'm Mint

normally the smell

whoosh.

I was getting Geroge Lucas mixed up with Lukacs for comedy value. Apparently my ignorance was a bit subtle.

woops

 :soapy tit wank:

thanks big man 8)

You calling Dave fat?

Thought you was sorry

:evil:

Oi! I forced myself to read three novels by Thomas Pynchon to right that bloody dissertation!

And Ben, you're confusing a Hungarian philosopher, political leader and literary theorist with the writer and director of Star Wars. If Mr Lucas has any opinions on the ideology of modernism he has, as far as I'm aware, kept them pretty much to himself.

ARSE! Note to self, read to the END of the thread before replying...

I don't even know what the difference between modernism and post-modernism is  8)

a few years.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Four letters and a dash.