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While in Paris i was having a meal in a traditional French restaurant and i asked the waiter what he recomended,being a fish and chip and bacon buttie merchant i gulped hard when he told me the Cockerell casserole in red wine gravy was delicious,he was right it was delicious and i ate the lot,just before leaving coming out of the loo in a hurry and adjusting my flies the French waiter said in a very loud voice i hope you enjoyed the cock sir!!...i made a swift exit.....it also made me wonder if you lot had eaten any strange and wonderfull things on your travels?

Nope. Kangaroo is adventurous as I got. Oh, and something that may or may not have been chicken in Hong Kong, but to be honest I think I'm better off not knowing.

I had crocodile once

and I kept singing that "never smile at a crocodile" song all the way through the meal

Locust, scorpion, tarantula, snake. ants, chickens feet and head, and all sorts off other creepy creepy crawlies.

I refused to eat dancing shrimp salad (consisting of LIVE baby shrimp), and fully formed chicks straight from the egg...... RAW.

:barf:

Ostrich burgers are the most bizzare thing I have eaten. Apart from maybe PlayDoh when I was a kid! :soapy tit wank:

One alligator sandwich, and make it snappy !

I was once in a village where the locals where taking slices of meat directly from a pigs head (Yes it was dead/cooked).

At first I just couldn't, but after giving it a try I can highly recommend it.

I have also eaten a fishes eyeball in an attempt  to impress my then new GF (Now my wife).

The fact that I proceeded to throw up under the table in a posh restaurant could not have been to impressive though, she still chose to marry me though.  :D (I think she appreciated the comedy factor)

I've eaten horse a fair few times.

Very nice it is too...........................

Did it make you feel a bit croc mate (In an aussie accent.)

Kangaroo isn't very nice

I loved kangeroo when I was in Oz, lovely on the bbq!

  You don't need to go to far for something similar...its what we call  Bath chaps.

Whilst off work ill recently I had the sudden urge for a pee. Wouldn't have made it upstairs in time, so grabbed a pint glass from the kitchen and used that.

After dozing off on the sofa for an hour or so, woke up needing a drink. Still half asleep, wandered into the kitchen and downed said pint of piss. I was sick.

Nobody else was in the house though so nobody will ever know.

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Lots of time when i went on family hols, my dads a good laugh, loves a drink, recently went to poland with my old man, his brother and his son whom is my age, we go out for a drink, and before i know it my dad and his bro are trying to chat up girls young enough to be their duaghters, it was quite funny, yet embarresing.

whats worse was when they tried chatting birds up for me and my cousin, i can do it myself thanks dad.

I once gave GFM a drink of piss, the sick fucker drank it

The wporst thing I eat was a posh girl on holiday, her minnie was rather nice but the next day around the pool I found a pubic hair in my mouth - wrong

Maybe it was just this particular steak, but it was too chewy.

Any had tripe? I dont know why but i liked it as a kid.

when i was 13 i went  on a school trip in wales. After a days caving i had a shower which was down the hall way from my room. I couldnt be arsed to get dressed so wrapped a towel round me and thought id leg it to my room, anyway there were a group of the schools "hot girls" sat outside and they thought it would be funny to whip my towel off leaving me butt naked! what made it worse was my room door was locked so i was running around with my little acorn out and some major ribbing for the rest of the week! bastards!

Once whilst drunk in the housing estate thing by rouge and the spot i stroked a cat and shouted out at the top of my voice that i'd touched pussy. Im sorry old town.

Didn't enjoy kangaroo one meat like chewing rubber.  Wild boar or Impala are probably my favourite 'exotics' while croc really is a chicken/bacon hybrid.

i split my foreskin having sex FUCKING OUCH! blood everywhere

Which player?

good one titch

You've been going to the cheap restaurants, good roo isn't chewy :)

What got me is it was quite a strong taste, and my brain rebelled against eating Skippy so the Mrs ate it.

If you wanna act the big one let us know who you are.

HAHAHAHAHA unlucky fella

i enjoyed the danger/pain/pleasure of wanking with a snapped banjo string..does this make me wrong?

Are you aware that wanking is not sex?

never known pain like it

oh i worked it out, JCP82 was enjoying a particularly vigorous reach around he got damaged

Ostrich burgers are great...and pretty healthy too.  On the plus side Sainsbury's (I think) have started selling Biltong.  Yay!

safe to say the lucky lady wasnt to pleased about being covered in blood  :?

its not nice , is it

woosh

Ha Ha do you call your hand lady?

I bet he was gutted he ruined his porn magazine

i wish i did rip it whilst having a wank, less embarrasing

Is it wrong that i want to bully you :?

I have never bullied anyone before

Back to the whole food thing - crocodile, kudu (deer), ostrich.

all highly recomended.

carry on pal, i can take it

i'm quite enjoying it

there's not been a forum-wide bullying campaign for ages

Bet you can

whilst getting your vigorous reach around?

yeah

 :soapy tit wank:

good work