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Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:15:12 http://www.sickipedia.org/alljokes/2
Just tons of sick/adult jokes really. I like this one: Quote A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons' innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect." To which one of the boys replies "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." Title: sickipedie. Post by: DMR on Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:17:25 Blocked at work but that one made me laugh profusely.
Title: sickipedie. Post by: Arriba on Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:23:08 :soapy tit wank:
a speeding one..... :evil: whats the difference between a womans pussy, and a cop hid in the trees with speed gun? you can see the cunt behind the bush on a woman. Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:29:34 How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a lightbulb?
To get to the other side. Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:32:21 What does a ginger miss most about parties?
The invitation. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: (Sorry axs) Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:39:42 Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China?
Everybody won. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: There's 1001 pages of this stuff and I'm only on page 6. Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:40:31 Another:
What is the most stupid animal in the jungle? A polar bear. I'm loving this shit. Title: sickipedie. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, May 16, 2008, 12:48:01 Right at the top of the page....
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 13:10:19 Whats the first sign of madness?
Suggs walking up your driveway! :D Title: sickipedie. Post by: tans on Friday, May 16, 2008, 13:11:46 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: sickipedie. Post by: flammableBen on Friday, May 16, 2008, 13:13:49 That's village's joke that is.
Title: sickipedie. Post by: neville w on Friday, May 16, 2008, 13:50:51 Baby seal walks into a club...... (that's Sussex's joke that is)
Title: sickipedie. Post by: jayohaitchenn on Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:00:39 statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.
:oops: sorry! Title: sickipedie. Post by: tans on Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:01:48 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:08:37 This one is fucking ace:
"I like this prank- go to google, type "French Military Victories" in the search box, and hit "I'm feeling lucky." See what comes up...." Title: sickipedie. Post by: strooood on Friday, May 16, 2008, 14:27:54 how many people with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb?
do you want to go on a bikeride? Title: sickipedie. Post by: Ben Wah Balls on Friday, May 16, 2008, 15:26:12 A teenager in Bridgend was saved from serious injury when he fell 30 feet from a balcony this morning. A police spokesman said "Good job he had that rope around his neck or he would have broken his legs".
Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 15:28:00 I've got an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.
:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: sickipedie. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, May 16, 2008, 16:48:41 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" This one is fucking ace: "I like this prank- go to google, type "French Military Victories" in the search box, and hit "I'm feeling lucky." See what comes up...." That's been my desktop background for a couple of months now :D Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:00:04 Quote from: "reeves4england" Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" This one is fucking ace: "I like this prank- go to google, type "French Military Victories" in the search box, and hit "I'm feeling lucky." See what comes up...." That's been my desktop background for a couple of months now :D Tis great innit. You could not ask for a better result. Also, go to www.imdb.com and search "Wanker" Title: sickipedie. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:04:01 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Tis great innit. You could not ask for a better result. Also, go to www.imdb.com and search "Wanker" :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: sickipedie. Post by: Bogus Dave on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:05:19 How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb?
Title: sickipedie. Post by: leefer on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:07:51 The hunchback of Notre Damm walks into a bar,and says OUCH then asks for a good quality whiskey..Bells ok says the barman...mind your own fukin buisness says the hunchback!
Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:08:03 I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims. Title: sickipedie. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:11:00 Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia. Hwoeever, tihs is olny in etxreem caess of slef aubse.
Title: sickipedie. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:14:12 I laughed very loud at this one:
What do you call two gay Muslims? Rhammit and Jhammit Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:15:00 This Chinese chap goes into a bank to change some currency, after recieving his money he asks "How come I came in here with same amount of money as yesterday but today I get less yuans in return?"
The banker says "Fluctuations" The chinese guy replies... "Fluck you Blitish too" Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:16:03 Police are investigating the bigger picture of Mark Speight's death. It was sent in by 11 year old Susie from Reading.
Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:26:22 One for Arriba:
A guy gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. As the copper is writing up the ticket, the guy asks... "Can you arrest me for calling you a filthy name?" "Yes" replies the cop. He then asks, "Can you arrest me for thinking something?" "No" replies the cop. "Well then," says the man, "I think you're a cunt!" Title: sickipedie. Post by: Chubbs on Friday, May 16, 2008, 17:47:38 keep em comming guys
Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:01:57 Why should you never shag a midget with learning difficulties?
It's not big and it's not clever. Title: sickipedie. Post by: leefer on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:09:53 A cannibal was standing at the side of the road next to a pile of shit weeping,whats the problem asks a concerned policeman...its nothing says the cannibal ive just dumped the missus!
Title: sickipedie. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:18:53 A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:29:04 A horse walks into a bar.
The barman asks: So why the long face? The horse says: Iv'e got AIDS. Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:29:43 What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick. Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:30:14 A priest, a paedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink. Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:31:15 A man is lying in bed with his wife when she rolls over and says, "Say something dirty to me."
He replies, "The Dishes." :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: sickipedie. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:32:18 What would Peter Crouch be if he wasn't a Premiership footballer?
a virgin ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I like this website. Title: sickipedie. Post by: leefer on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:39:49 A man is playing golf with a ball that costs 100 pounds,whats so good about it asks his playing partner,well if you hit it in the water it will float to the top,play in the snow and it will glow orange,but the best thing is if you hit it in the rough it will send a signal to your club so you can locate it....thats shit hot says his friend ware do you buy them,dont know says the man,i found it!
Title: sickipedie. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, May 16, 2008, 18:52:12 What's a Jew's ultimate dilemma?
Free pork. Title: sickipedie. Post by: JPC82 on Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:37:51 What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank?
Your ears. Title: sickipedie. Post by: JPC82 on Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:39:53 What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks Title: sickipedie. Post by: JPC82 on Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:40:36 There was a blackout in my street last night...
Everyone Had to stay indoors until the police shot the cunt! Title: sickipedie. Post by: JPC82 on Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:43:10 Pakistani man on his death bed.
Sanjita,my wife are you here? Yes my husband My son and daughter are you here Yes Papa Then whos in the fucking shop Title: sickipedie. Post by: JPC82 on Friday, May 16, 2008, 19:43:37 What does the average Paki weigh?
Sweets. Title: sickipedie. Post by: JPC82 on Friday, May 16, 2008, 20:05:58 Jeremy Beadle was having a wank and thought to himself, "my cock's a bit small, but on the other hand its fuckin' massive
Title: sickipedie. Post by: Dazzza on Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:21:05 I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, "morning."
He replied, "No, just having a shit." Title: sickipedie. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:27:38 Just when you thought Maddy McCann was hide and seek champion of the world, some Austrian bitch goes and beats her by 23 years.
Title: sickipedie. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:31:03 What have Colin McRae and Michael Jackson got in common?
They've both had kids go down on their choppers. Title: sickipedie. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:34:06 What do you call a woman running across a strawberry field with no knickers on?
A Jammy cunt Title: sickipedie. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:34:33 What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Choked. Title: sickipedie. Post by: Samdy Gray on Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:37:49 The sad state of children in Britain has been blamed on poor family foundations.
The sad state of children in China is simply blamed on poor foundations. Title: sickipedie. Post by: Rich Pullen on Friday, May 16, 2008, 21:45:06 Read some of the worst rated jokes.... :|
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side and peck the shit outta your mums pussy!" Title: sickipedie. Post by: reeves4england on Friday, May 16, 2008, 22:26:24 I see what you mean Rich!
A mother asks her son if he wanted a frozen pizza for his dinner. "No," he replies, "I want it warmed up a bit." :| I once met a frenchman who could fight, a welshman who didn't fuck sheep, a blonde who could at 2+2, an emo who wasn't crying, and a muslim who wasn't set to blow, all in one day! This was after being K.O'd with a spade, once I woke up it was back to normal. :| What's small and blonde and fucks your mum? Me in a Maddie costume :| Two guys in a bar havin a quiet drink. One says to the other - hey lets go to a strip bar or summink im bored here the other man was just about to agree when his phone rings...after a few minutes he puts the phone down and says to his friend im sorry buddy, but i got to go home, lets save it for anouther night eh to which his friend replies, what its onli 8, who was it on the phone, your mummy? no yours actually, the guy replies :| Title: sickipedie. Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Saturday, May 17, 2008, 10:08:25 Alright you cunts i have clicked the fuckin link i dont need to read through 4 pages of the same jokes.
Title: sickipedie. Post by: janaage on Saturday, May 17, 2008, 10:25:53 Some of those were brilliant fella's!!! Good find.
Title: sickipedie. Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 17, 2008, 11:30:01 Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop" Alright you cunts i have clicked the fuckin link i dont need to read through 4 pages of the same jokes. Erm, don't then. They were being put up here for those who couldn't get on or couldn't be arsed to scroll through it all Title: sickipedie. Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Sunday, May 18, 2008, 09:29:16 Lazy bastards
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