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Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:38:12 Always hated gardening but last few weeks have found myself painting sleepers, fences, cutting lawns and sorting out garage. Maybe the garage is being done as its the mans place, but why am I getting into it.
Is this a sign of old age?! Title: Re: Gardening - old age Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:41:39 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" Always hated gardening but last few weeks have found myself painting sleepers, fences, cutting lawns and sorting out garage. Maybe the garage is being done as its the mans place, but why am I getting into it. Is this a sign of old age?! Nah, incipient breeding age. Its the male equivalent of nesting syndrome which happens to birds. You're flagging up to your bird that it's sprog time. Happens in spring...its why birds sing etc. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:42:46 :shock: im not having kids yet
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:45:43 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" :shock: im not having kids yet Our bodies tell us one thing, our heads maybe another, fortunately the urges although strong, are not all powerful. Nevertheless, much of our behaviour is dictated by the same basic animal urges Bangkok Red sees. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:46:12 I'm never having kids. Going to my GP soon to ask for the snip.
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Bushey Boy on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:46:54 You scare me reg
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: DV on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:48:04 to be fair it can be quite relaxing in this weather.
my neighbours and doing up their garage and another mate is putting a pond in his garden, I've been helping out and its alright! Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 21:52:19 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" You scare me reg It's alright BB, there's no such thing as the bogie man...take your teddy to bed and give him a big cuddle....it'll be fine in the morning. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 03:34:13 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" :shock: im not having kids yet Our bodies tell us one thing, our heads maybe another, fortunately the urges although strong, are not all powerful. Nevertheless, much of our behaviour is dictated by the same basic animal urges Bangkok Red sees. I wonder if big fat German sex tourists paint their fences before leaving for Bangkok. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Spud on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 05:20:10 I also used to think that Gardening was for the old folks but ive got to say since owning my own house i do like a bit of Gardening especially when it's nice and hot outside.
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: STFC Village on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 05:36:58 I heard Sussex likes uphill gardening
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:16:07 I think Reg is right. The gardening is obviously a metaphor for 'sowing your seeds'.
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:29:57 Ace, Ash is pregnant or something.
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:42:24 well ash's bird didn't drink when she came to ours at the weekend maybe she is preggers!
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:43:37 I heard she was
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:45:17 it all adds up up garding, not drinking, talking about convertating the gagre into an extra bedroom, talk of growing up etc etc
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:48:57 She drank a bit didnt she? Acually she caleld in sick today, oh fuck
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:48:56 She drank a bit didnt she? Acually she caleld in sick today, oh fuck
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:50:03 Did you make your penis sick without protection?
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:55:16 can I be god father?
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:58:15 Right she isnt pregnant but if I was to have achild what good would you be the child being its god father? Im interested in this
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 11:00:03 I would be a very good father Bushey this is something I think I will do for you
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 11:03:59 1. I am good with children
2. I have had alot of life exprenice and would therefore guide it away from drugs etc. 3. I am a very caring person. 4. I would teach it to mock your big nose 5. Marmite: but who couldn't love uncle dilly!?!?! Title: Gardening - old age Post by: janaage on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 11:04:58 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" :shock: im not having kids yet Our bodies tell us one thing, our heads maybe another, fortunately the urges although strong, are not all powerful. Nevertheless, much of our behaviour is dictated by the same basic animal urges Bangkok Red sees. I wonder if big fat German sex tourists paint their fences before leaving for Bangkok. I've heard of an Austrian who did up his cellar before his holiday. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:00:09 Quote from: "Bushey Boy" She drank a bit didnt she? Acually she caleld in sick today, oh fuck I think you'd make a very good father BB ....I'm still petrified of fatherhood. well unwanted fatherhood. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:01:48 Fatherhood is brilliant Reg no better feeling in the world.
In some ways it’s the only thing that keeps you going at times Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:02:21 Father Reg are you married?
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:05:10 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" Father Reg are you married? No, I'm a single personage. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:06:15 That’s a shame reg you are depriving someone of your knowledge
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:08:16 have you ever been married? If Im being too nosey tell me to shut my trap
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:10:40 Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop" That’s a shame reg you are depriving someone of your knowledge I have several women in my life and two sons....just don't want any more. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:14:28 Ah right sorry
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:15:19 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" have you ever been married? If Im being too nosey tell me to shut my trap Yep...been there done that, got the photos. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:29:52 Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop" That’s a shame reg you are depriving someone of your knowledge I think that Reg is sharing his "Knowledge" quite liberally. :wink: Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Reg Smeeton on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 16:29:55 Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop" Ah right sorry Why sorry....its fun. When I say I don't want any more I mean kids, not women. Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Bushey Boy on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 19:08:40 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Bushey Boy" She drank a bit didnt she? Acually she caleld in sick today, oh fuck I think you'd make a very good father BB ....I'm still petrified of fatherhood. well unwanted fatherhood. Ha ha thanks tho Reg, still not ready Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 19:57:22 If BB's Mrs is ever late he's gonna be mega paranoid now. Good work TEF 8)
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, May 15, 2008, 08:25:22 :D
Title: Gardening - old age Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, May 15, 2008, 08:31:29 http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/family/babies/Baby-names?pkw=baby_names&gclid=CMux86aLqJMCFQZrMAodXSc5ng
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