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Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:02:05 Blank expression on your face.
Actually this isn't another music thread, but a pet hate thread but that has been done a million and so I thought I'd disguise it. Anyway, a pet hate of mine of people with completely blank expressions, you know: the lights are on but nobody's home, the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead, that kind of thing. In short thick people. The kind whom just by looking at them, they would never even have heard of an I.Q. test. They irritate the FUCK out of me. I think I may have had to me to drink. Anyway: your pet hates? Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:06:49 I sometimes put on a blank expression just to see how long someone will keep trying to explain something before they realise I'm taking the piss.
Good times. Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:11:52 dole dossers!
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:15:48 being constantly starving!!
this is me today! http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e99/Jamiesfuturewife/marve.jpg Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Sussex on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:19:34 Quote from: "arriba" dole dossers! I thought you'd have had a longer list than that arriba! :D Filter lanes anyone? Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:19:45 Is it me or does Arriba ba ba ba keeps having a dig at Ben for being a dole dosser, despite the fact that Ben ain't signing on?
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:21:58 its you.it has nothing to do with ben at all.
i hate dole dossers, and i know ben doesn't claim benefits.so he doesn't count as a dole dosser. i answered your post not bens. also where does the always keep having a dig bit come from? fuck me it seems i cant say anything without having to explain i aint having a pop. Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:28:17 OK, my bad. I hate dole dossers too for the record.
Must say though that you don't half bite easy. :wink: Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: flammableBen on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 15:38:27 People who get defensive about stuff.
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Dazzza on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 17:28:10 People who crunch hard boiled sweets.
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 17:29:22 fat gobby women
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Iffy's Onion Bhaji on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 17:31:30 Quote from: "STFC dave" fat gobby women I'd agree with that one :soapy tit wank: Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 17:35:02 Superfluous apostrophes on the TEF.
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: herthab on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 17:44:25 I hate people who hate dole dossers.
Jealous fuckers.................................. Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:43:55 Oh my i've just though of another one. Nosey people. A kids just been knocked down off his bike by a car just outside my house, and as soon as the police and paramedics are on the scene theres a huge crowd of people, just gawping. One bloke was taking pictures ffs! It just pisses me off. Same as those who give a toss about what celebritys do with their private lives. I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT CHERYL COLES NEW HAIR-DO, WHY SHOULD I!! :evil: Same as why is that perez hilton such a big thing now? All he does is bitch about celebritys, why are people interested. Why do they care about what people do with their private lives just 'cause they've got a bit of money. Grrrrrrr, fucking heat magazine readers :x
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:45:39 Who is Perez Hilton?
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:47:34 http://perezhilton.com/
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:50:47 How do you know about him? Have you bookmarked that website?
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:51:53 No!!!!! I hear him on radio 1 and some kids at college bum him. He was at the brits too i think
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:53:17 This is where you're going wrong Dave. Simply don't listen to Radio 1, go to college or watch the Brits. I do none of those three and I haven't even heard of him until now.
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Bogus Dave on Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 18:55:36 Doh. its too late now :x
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: neville w on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 06:21:41 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Superfluous apostrophes on the TEF. Or indeed. missing ones. Your and you're Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:33:56 oooh has Cheryl Cole got new hair?? shes fast becoming my favourite WAG - my bosses flew Virgin Upper class to Dubai last night and sae Colleen in the lounge - Im trés jealous - shes like my second favourite WAG
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:35:50 The term 'WAG' was probably true in Ashley Cole's case, didn't he have a bit of both on the go?
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:36:48 he is repulsive - If Cheryl was my wife I would never cheat on her with a man or a lady
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 08:55:09 If Cheryl was my wife I'd be like...
"Look Cheryl, I do appreciate the brilliance of Girls Aloud's debut pop hit, Sound of The Underground, but let's be honest, your music career isn't going to last for ever - they never do. If you want to stay in media focus we're eventually going to have to make a proper sex tape.... I know, I know, everybody's doing that now, don't worry, I've thought about a way that'll make our stand out. I've got this nice sexy 18 year old from the college down the road who says she'll star in it with us. She's coming to stay with us a for a few weeks so we can get some practice in..... Don't thank me..... Yes I know I'm a wonderful husband." Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:00:52 I want to have Cheryl round for tea - shes getting terribly skinny - in need of a good meal
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:02:53 Isn't it show up the sad state of the nation when what the wives of footballers are up to is considered major news? I think if I was a top professional footballer earning mega cash I'd marry some fat minging bird just to piss off the sun.
Don't worry jfw, I'd cheat on her. But I'd do it carefully so the papers didn't find out. Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:08:25 I still havent seen Cheryls new hair and I feel left out - Im off to the Heat website immediatly
oooh Ive had a good idea - we could joint host a dinner for Cheryl - you could make death burgers - that would pop a few stone on her - oooh and brownies for pudding Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:15:50 She's a vegetarian I think.
Fuck knows how I know that. Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: pauld on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:19:04 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" he is repulsive - If Cheryl was my wife I would never cheat on her with a man or a lady Which does raise the interesting prospect of a JFW/Cheryl Cole/AN Other threesome. That should keep Si Pie reaching for the tissues for a few days ... Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:33:03 Quote from: "flammableBen" She's a vegetarian I think. Fuck knows how I know that. Wow Ben you are right - Can you make death bean burgers? Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Simon Pieman on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:48:20 Quote from: "pauld" Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" he is repulsive - If Cheryl was my wife I would never cheat on her with a man or a lady Which does raise the interesting prospect of a JFW/Cheryl Cole/AN Other threesome. That should keep Si Pie reaching for the tissues for a few days ... Nah, threesomes ain't my thing Davis. Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: flammableBen on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:48:31 I don't know I've never tried.
Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: chalkies_shorts on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 09:51:47 Quote from: "flammableBen" She's a vegetarian I think. Fuck knows how I know that. Maybe thats why Cashley had to go elsewhere Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Bogus Dave on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 10:45:56 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" I still havent seen Cheryls new hair and I feel left out - Im off to the Heat website immediatly oooh Ive had a good idea - we could joint host a dinner for Cheryl - you could make death burgers - that would pop a few stone on her - oooh and brownies for pudding i don't know if she actually does have a new haircut. i'm guessing not, i haven't seen it on the front page of the paper yet Title: Where, did you get that.... Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Wednesday, May 14, 2008, 11:52:30 you tricked me!! :o
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