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Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 14:40:29
The FBI are offering a cool 25 Mill for information leading to the capture of Bin-Laden, and so I am gonna find the cunt.

I wonder if he has a face book account.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: reeves4england on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 14:46:26
Haha. WHy didnt the FBI think of that?!  :mrgreen:


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 14:54:06
Just finished downloading Peter Kay Ukay, I'll watch that now and then have a butchers for Osama later.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:01:18
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Just finished downloading Peter Kay Ukay, I'll watch that now and then have a butchers for Osama later.


 I think we should get Sherlock Manatee on the case.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Arriba on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:03:22
fuck me it's slow on here lately


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: axs on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:03:52
they would have to flood the middle east first.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:07:49
Excellent Peter Kay is possibly my fave ever comedian.

Only about 15 minutes in but he has already cracked me up whilst going on about Bullzeye and Soda stream. He's funny.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:15:19
Quote from: "axs"
they would have to flood the middle east first.


  Allah has already had one bash at that to purge the Earth of wickedness, according to the Koran.   There's plenty of wickedness about that needs purging.

  The inundation is also recorded in the Bible in the story of Noah's Ark.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:15:33
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Just finished downloading Peter Kay Ukay, I'll watch that now and then have a butchers for Osama later.


 I think we should get Sherlock Manatee on the case.



We could make it a TEF effort and split the proceeds, only those with 2,395 posts or more qualify for a cut of course.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:21:35
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Just finished downloading Peter Kay Ukay, I'll watch that now and then have a butchers for Osama later.


 I think we should get Sherlock Manatee on the case.



We could make it a TEF effort and split the proceeds, only those with 2,395 posts or more qualify for a cut of course.


 I can foresee problems, with sonicyouth and sonic youth claiming two slices.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:26:15
Yeah, he's a bit shifty that Sonic. Good shout reg.

I think that I will have to with-hold Osama's whereabouts from the FBI until we get that covered.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Nemo on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:27:56
Morgan Spurlock's already had a go.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:28:13
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Yeah, he's a bit shifty that Sonic. Good shout reg.

I think that I will have to with-hold Osama's whereabouts from the FBI until we get that covered.


  Any ideas where Sherlock is?


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:33:55
http://www.bebo.com/AlQuaeda-2K7

hmmm.....


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: tans on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:36:28
Quote from: "STFC dave"
http://www.bebo.com/AlQuaeda-2K7

hmmm.....


be alright if they could spell it right wouldn't it.  :roll:


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:38:12
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Yeah, he's a bit shifty that Sonic. Good shout reg.

I think that I will have to with-hold Osama's whereabouts from the FBI until we get that covered.


  Any ideas where Sherlock is?


Last thing I heard he was seen swimming away from the coast of Thailand amongst the speedboats.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Bogus Dave on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:38:29
I like the fact Bin-laden is in some sort of pact with gerry adams.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: tans on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 15:44:01
Quote from: "STFC dave"
http://www.bebo.com/AlQuaeda-2K7

hmmm.....


Where should i bomb next?

Ibrox!!  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Shit attempt at a wind up though.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 16:42:03
Peter Kay just gets funnier every time I watch him:

His answering machine.... "Leave your name and number after the beep"

Message: "Hello, my name is Mum"   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Saturday, May 10, 2008, 17:30:38
OK. Just finished watching Peter Jay UKay.
 
Top stuff.

I know that it was a compilation as opposed to a live show, yet I found the lack of an encore very poignant.

RIP Pete.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Samdy Gray on Sunday, May 11, 2008, 11:03:30
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
RIP Pete.


Since when has Peter Kay been dead?!?!


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, May 11, 2008, 13:46:07
Quote from: "Samdy Gray"
Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
RIP Pete.


Since when has Peter Kay been dead?!?!


I really should google stuff more before posting, I was certain that I had a conversation with somebody who said he died of a heart attack.

Anyways the good news is that Peter Kay is not dead.

Huzzah.


Title: Iv'e just had a brainwave.
Post by: Sippo on Sunday, May 11, 2008, 15:00:37
Bennett's sisters work colleague went out with Bin Laden's brother or something...