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I had for the first time this year a Twister from the ice cream van and it was absolutely lushhhhhh!

http://www.iceshop.co.uk/img/products/large_twister.jpg

 8)

OH MY GOD I was just deciding what lolly I was going to make my gay husband go and buy me from the shop

it was between a twister or a mint feast

Just depends what Abdul in the garage has to offer

I was offered a Durian flavoured ice-cream today.

I said no thanks.

I had a chocolate feast t'other day. Really fancy a Fab right now... but im sticking with strawberry cornetto cos it only has 192 calories

durian = eeeurggggh + blechhhh + spew

what the fuck is durian?

Today I'm wondering if Charlotte will ever settle down and be monogamous

I have no idea what durian is but green tea ice cream is big in China. Mind you so are green-tea flavoured crisps - and almost anything else.

But Argentina has fantastic ice-cream. 100% Fact! It's some of the best in the world and something to do with them all being Italian descendents. So long as you don't get garlic, dulce de leche or any of the mad flavours.

feasts were always my fave

It's a fruit that smells so bad that it is banned from many hotels (And my appartment).

It looks evil if this is it?

http://babychaos.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/durian3.jpg

"its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock".

Sounds nice.

That's the fella.

Signs like this are common in this part of the world:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/Durian.jpg

Some tit left some in my fridge once, and I literally had to throw everything else out afterwards because of the stench.

Surprisingly tasty though.

Zap lollies were the best.  8)

I just had a twister

Then Tiffany came to visit us and brought us cake from Claridges

Has she gone ?  Do you think you're alone now ?

I walked into that one didnt I?!

I cant beleive Neville doesnt have a thing under his name

Nothing to do with Ice Creams... but today, I passed my theory  8)

Urgh durians, I remember them from my stay in Singapore, they smell like rotting flesh!!!!!  Never once did I think I'd like to taste that fruit, that smells like hell.

I want an ice cream  :x

I want a pint.  :) I'm going to get one.

do you have access to une Magazan?

the corner shop doesn't have any so no, not really.

really? Id have a swift word with the owner

I told Abdul in the garage he needs to stock mint feasts otherwise I will go to Mace for my ice lollys!

I want a pint more.

i like toffee crumbles.

they are nice.

Your French is awful  :o

I've had two, and am about to get a third...Latvian beer is surprisingly good. :beers:

Iused to like the ice cream oyster cone,also the ice cream in a plastic cup with the weird bubble gum at the bottom.

That was a screwball Lee

the Oyster was a clam shaped wafer filled with ice cream with coconut and chocolate

You should change your Avatar to Mr Whippy Fred!

FAB  8)  

And mini-milks were reet lush too.

There is only one and will ever be only one Mr Whippy !!!!!

(Come back Mike  8)  ............... pure wind up comedy genius)

Again, nothing to do with ice creams, today, I got a job at last :D

I'm very sunburnt, which again has nothing to do with ice cream!

Abit like a Fab then D.V without the hundreds and thousands......and also congrats to WOOD AYR on getting a job.

Cheers :D

Is about time I got off my arse and earnt some money around college hours.

Anyone ever done the tour of the Wall's factory in Gloucester?  Proper ace, you get free samples of Vienetta.

   Of course its not really Wall's anymore, rather a multinational, but still an important employer in the area.

   Swindon and district seems to have completely lost its food industry....gone  R and K Wise....St Ivel....Anchor Butter....going back a bit...Wiltshire Bacon Company.  Small scale bakers like Wilf Castle, and the one by Fred's neck of the woods

Ross's

Gone forever I am afraid mate. Used to love coming home from Kingsdown with Jackie Ross, then going into her place and nicking all the Lardy

mmmm lardy.

  Apparently you can still find bijou bakers in places like Castle Coombe, which sell lardy.....but I remember a confection with enough grease to lube the pistons of a small steam loco.

  Suppose in this health conscious age you can't get away with it anymore.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lardy hot !

and really spicy hot bread pudding

Love Lardy,can remember Borthwicks,it used to smell,also a bad smell when everyone would say Coopers,think it was a slaughter house.

Lived on Greenbridge for 24 years until I mover nearer to Ermin St, the smell from the old bacon factory was rank (where Matalan is now0

However, I did get my first blowie as a 14 yr old spotty scrag in the bushes thst divided Borthwicks from Stratton Rd

Did she have bad breath Fred!

The bakers in Wootton Bassett still does Lardy, awesome stuff!

SHE WAS A PIG

 :mrgreen:

  The stink was definitely Cooper's blood and bone plant....OK it stank, but it was a green industry recycling like the metal plant.  The stink although foul was at least organic and harmless.

  My father had a mate who worked in Borthwicks,  I did sciences at A level so needed a lab coat,  and got a fine white specimen from Borthwicks.  I always thought white might not  be the best of colours in a slaughterhouse.

 There used to be an abattoir half way up Drove Road, near the Grove.

So she wasnt a crackling looker then.

Didnt know about that in Drove Road Reg,can you remember the lush grub at Nottons Cafe ware Rudis is now,and Nottons on County Road.

im very picky about which girls i see, i wouldnt even want a bj off a ugly bird, makes me shallow but oh well

   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:   :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

a BJ is a BJ

all you can see is the top of her head FFS

wouldnt be for me but each to their own

  I recall Notton's Cafe in County Road much better than the Town Centre variant....which I recall best as Long John's Pancake Kitchen.  Which I guess was an effort at a sort of crepery in Swindonia....it was never going to last  :)

what ever rocks your boat mate

Fit girls  8)

yep......where Dave Sharland's place is now(another local footie principal)

Known Andy Notton for Donkeys

They still have an interest in Rudi's I believe

Sorry.....I keep forgetting you are Robbie-esque

My what?

eh ?

I used to go into Robins Nest cafe in Gorse Hill,looking back i think it was a dodgy eating place.

For Donkey's...I added an apostrophe...not that good, nor worth explaining, but there you are nonetheless.

 Yep...remember that place, never went in it mind.

  I used to go in the Titanic cafe in Gorse Hill... 8)  that was evenings, when skivving school The Ring in Cavendish Square.

  A bit later Beales in town....interestingly that's now got a street name where it used to stand before all was flattened.

Iused to go in the Titanic cafe,it was always wet!....seriously cant remember that or Beales,Bretts in commercial road was great for pets i remember.

Anyway,off to Gay Paris early tomorow for 4 days,doubt there will be any Lardy there....Au Revoir

I'd fucking kill for some fags. It is still today isn't it?

Seriously, if anybody wants someone dead or something. Give me cigarettes now.

I gotcha donks.

With lashings of strawberry jam.

Correct Fred, was actually working in there yesterday and my paperwork was signed by Mrs Notton!!  Her husband, Paul, is now back at work there after having a quadruple heart bypass!

My mum used to work in there back in the cafe days. Paul's daughter Harriet (who is a fox) works in there now as i think it's still their business.

i had one for the first time in ages the other day too, did you notice how the green bit is now closer to grey in colour!?

agreed. it's the only reason i go to the ground floor these days

Ummmmmm I thought it was quite green to me - maybe you had a dodgy one  :D

I might have some ice cream for breakfast

cause of Reg I now want some Vienetta!

I feel a bit sick now.

So do I Ben,  the jacket potato I had for lunch was huge and I'm a bit sleepy now too.

I haven't had lunch yet. I've already decided that it will involve bacon.

I wanted a lolly today too but I went to Mace to find lots of children in the freezer fingering the ices - It put me off

That and the lack of mint feasts

on and the conference WAG was serving  :x

He He

 I can have that effect on people....just make sure you don't eat too much of it in one go.

Reg I remembered something earlier - you trying to marry me off to every player that walked past on Sunday night!

Maybe he was after a Dowry?

whats a dowry?  :wink:

It doesn't matter, that post made no sense anyway

 Not every player, just those who I felt might be suitable for a lady such as yourself.

  Michael Timlin I felt would be a good choice.

yes you did mention him quite alot!  :soapy tit wank:
Is that the sort of man you see me marrying?  :shock:  

P.S. Si Pi is a gay lord  :wink:

 :mrgreen:

you're just upset that I'm not talking to you except on the TEF

Reg is kinda like the TEF dad I guess.

it was the

"what is a dowry ?" question that made I larf

 Yes, I think Timlin would be a man of old fashioned values...with the right woman behind him, he could make his way back to the Prem and 40K a week.

  This would be followed by international football and the exposure would enable a move to Spain, probably with Almeria....city in the sun...

  The holiday villa by the Med, would be an adjunct to the luxury apartment in  Belgravia.   In return you mught have to undrrtake some child bearing and the spending of cash on homes maintainance.

hes a bit "middle of the road" though Reg

I need someone exciting! (with a big willy!  :wink: )

Dirty girl  :mrgreen:

 Patrick Kanyuka it is then..

  I lived with a bird from about age 19-23....she left me for a West indian coke dealer and moved to Antigua.   He may or may not have had a big willy but I thought it likely.

ooooh I asked Patty boy about the gay facebook thing - apprently he left himself logged on at home and his flatmates changed everything

I was also a bit mean about Moses and little Macnamee got a bit upset I think they are like total bezzies

  So are you saying Moses and Macca, are very close to each other, or do they just do good impressions of Bez?

  You may think Patty is more exciting than Michael, but you'll regret not listening to your forum father when you're sold into slavery in Kinshasa.

Ok forum father I will marry the sensible option - actually Charlotte Timlin sounds quite nice - NOW just need to get him to dump his extremly pretty girlfriend and go out with me!  :soapy tit wank:

Oh to be a WAG

WAG = Wild Arsed Guess....... :soapy tit wank: