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Title: Why? Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 09:46:15 Somebody just called asking for my boss, whom I know is currently in Shanghai. Now I knew already that he is in Shanghai and in fact he left for their last week.
So WHY did I feel the need to look back at his empty desk before saying so to the caller? Nutty. Reminds me off a Peter Kay stand up sketch. Title: Why? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 09:54:36 weirdo.
YOu are a knowledgeable man Bangkok Red, How do you tell someone at work to fuck off and die without actually telling them to fuck off and die? Title: Why? Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 10:09:45 Stab them
Actions speak louder than words birdy. Title: Why? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 10:28:49 I don't want to end up in prison, but it might be worth it. Cheers
Title: Why? Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 10:38:21 Prison is ok in many ways its better than outside.
Title: Why? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 10:46:06 I bottled it. :(
This guy is so annoying. He thinks he is god and he is nothing but a piddly essex cunt. Title: Why? Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 10:48:12 As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better.
1) Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed) 2) Gym every day(again no swindon card needed) 3) Have a sleepover with your cell mate 4) Read nuts& zoo everday 5) Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you 6) Your missus can only moan via letter 7) Masturbation is acceptable 8) Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun) What i am saying birdy is stab him Title: Why? Post by: Fred Elliot on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 11:02:48 Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop" As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better. 1) Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed) 2) Gym every day(again no swindon card needed) 3) Have a sleepover with your cell mate 4) Read nuts& zoo everday 5) Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you 6) Your missus can only moan via letter 7) Masturbation is acceptable 8) Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun) What i am saying birdy is stab him Where do I sign up ? Title: Why? Post by: BANGKOK RED on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 11:05:51 Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop" As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better. 1) Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed) 2) Gym every day(again no swindon card needed) 3) Have a sleepover with your cell mate 4) Read nuts& zoo everday 5) Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you 6) Your missus can only moan via letter 7) Masturbation is acceptable 8) Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun) What i am saying birdy is stab him Not applicable in Birdys case I think, although if I was a woman I am convinced that I would be a lesbian. And therefore this would be a positive. Title: Why? Post by: STFCBird on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 11:33:26 I am sharpening my knife as we speak. anyone else you want doing whilst I am at it. Might aswell do a few at once!
Title: Why? Post by: DMR on Wednesday, May 7, 2008, 11:35:29 Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop" As I am bored I have done you a list at the reasons why it is better. 1) Play football 4 times a week ( no swindon card needed) 2) Gym every day(again no swindon card needed) 3) Have a sleepover with your cell mate 4) Read nuts& zoo everday 5) Earn £10 a week for nothing- Ben this could be for you 6) Your missus can only moan via letter 7) Masturbation is acceptable 8) Every Sunday you can watch the eastenders omnibus Obviously there are some bad things such as male rape and regular beatings but as you can see the pro’s far outweigh the cons (pardon the pun) What i am saying birdy is stab him This made me laugh vociferously. Very J1mm-esque. 8) |