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We have just been doing some badges at work for a conference

some of the names...

Mike Michaels
a women called Tia Maria
and people with Rude sounding surnames - like cocks etc

There was a kid at my school called Buck Rogers (any of the Calne crew will back me up on this Im sure)

I remember once me and my friend were walking through Calne at night and we found Buck passed out in the road - when the police and ambulance turned up they asked if we knew his name and we told them "Buck Rogers" They were going to give us a caution for wasting police time as they thought we were messing around!  :soapy tit wank:

anyone know/work with anyone else with a stupid name?

Ok, my mates are with lases her goes

Mr Pocock is with Ms Newdick
Mr Titcombe is with her sister

Thats true but ive never taken the piss?!?!

there was a gaylord in my paperwork the other week! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

At an old place i used to work, they had a secret league table of people with stupid names. Some were too stupid to be real,  i mean really fucking crazy stupid, but they were.

My favourite was something like Vageena Twatt, i know both the first and last names were childishly organ related and the surname was definately Twatt with a double T, but i'm upset to say i can't remember the first name.

Oh and my mate knows some smack heads in the parks who called their kid Blue, and his surname is Curtain...  :-))(

Iona Nipl won the New York Times "funny name of 2008" the other week.

Oh and there's a grave stone in Chiseldon Graveyard for Willy and Fanny Cox. We loved that as children.

My mum once dated someone called Gordon Bennett.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  childish yet ace!

I used to work with some called Richard Head.

Juan Kerr would be an unfortunate name

Mike Hunt is someone i want to meet.

Paul Backskin is one of those names we used to put on the register for supply teachers, along with Mike Hunt, Dawn Syndrome and Peter Phile. All of which still make me laugh, even though one's a little harsh and none really sound like what they're supposed to, but i can still remember teachers reading them out and crying with laughter.

I use to work in Maidenhead with a guy called Wayne Kerr 8)

I had a client called Paul Mycoc

i saw a birthday peice for a bloke called ian cockhead in the adver once.

Did he make ATE systems?

I had to speak to a guy called Helmut Wanke the other day, I just called him Helmut as there was no way I could have called him Mr. Wanke without cracking up.

I also spoke to a Thai today whose nickname was Bent. There was some confusion about who I was actually talking and without thinking I ended up asking: "So are you Bent?". I won't be allowed to forget that in the office for a while.

Buck Rogers, was in my class.  He had his stomach pumped twice and has had a drugs overdose.

how he is still alive, I don't know?

I used to deliver to a Fanny Picking.

I used to work with a Lisa Reddick and a Finbarr Manifold (!)

I also had a contact called Ian Tickle, not that funny until you see his email address which is ITickle@.....

Ooo I deliver to a Doctor Tickle!

There used to be a man called Mr Manhood come into Sainsbury's a few years ago.

ha ha was he? god they were a proper weird little family - I would imagine he is probably dead or in Jail

What was Fatbury doing in your paperwork! :wink:

One of my dutch engineers is called Manole Kock and my new CEO is called Justin McCracken.

we had a customer called Mr 54321 Liftoff but that was a long time ago and also Carey Hunt and Edward Tinman Pong.

seriously??????????  :shock:

I once knew a guy who changed his name by depol to: Penfold Oooh orange Pants.

The fact that he was a heroin user/addict may shed some light on that one.

My uncles name is Jonathan Volkswagon Bettle. FACT. He changed it by depol. He wanted his wife to change hers to karmann ghia.

Mufti Mashbat came in to see me the other day.

And Robin Hood.

I spoke to richard richard today. He was a prize cock as well which did help.

http://www.chortle.co.uk/images/photos/small/rmayall.gif

The footballer Bernt Haas

penfold!! he used to inject speed? must be the same one. think he copped it  a few years back? nice bloke, however i thought his name was penfold enis? so when he signed on he was P Enis.

In an old job I had we had a Ram Banghard on our books, who was a panel beater.  I also remember a Babs Whipps.  

As for footballers, Gerry Slagboom and Frank Awanka were two favourites.

For footballer Zisis Vryzas, Naughty Mokoena, Bongo Christ and best of all Brazilian Creedence Clearwater Couto.

For political psephologists Duff Spafford of Saskatchewan never failed to amuse me. I know, I know but politics degrees are never much fun.

yep - cross my knackers and hope for pie!

Bitch  :twisted:

At the l'hopital where i work, we have a Dr Reckless and Linda Hand. We also have an old classic working on Central news, Chris Peacock

That reminds me of a teacher at college who 'taught' me some general studies. Went by the name of Silva Gems

Could be the same guy, small-ish bloke and as funny as. Sure he told me it was "Oooh Orange pants". But some messy messy nights where being had at the time.

I came across two odd ones not too long ago... A mr. Crazyhorse Invincible and a mr. Ooh ah orange pants. I kid you not.

Couple more from work in the last few days...

A guy who used to work the the company changed his name to Fred "Kevin the fruitbat" Morris! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Also a Hugh Jarse and a Kin-ke Pain. Although the last two were from fraudulent applications

I can offer you Argentinian tennis player Eduardo Schwank.

For the doubters: http://www.atptennis.com/3/en/players/playerprofiles/?playernumber=SE66

Still think that the most appropriate stupid name was the brazillian centre back that Celtic signed a few years back. Raphael Scheidt. And he was as well! :soapy tit wank:

That is genius!

I work with a Michael Hunt.  

Every day is a treasure.  Every work place should have one.

Top bloke - and he needs to be.

I worked with a bloke called Ahmed Umbongo.

True story i kid you not.

I can guess where he came from...

Uganda.

However he did report me for singing the Congo song to him.

Racist  8)

i just saw a willy topp on fm  8)

The classic CM97/98 Thai Farmers Bank bargain - Natipong Stritong-In

At work we have some classics, there's Miss Fanny Stang, Mr Kok Long Loh and best of all, Mr Fuk Yu Man.

client called fanny tickler who was about 103 where I used to work....no, I said client not co-worker

and the old Claire Taurus always gets a chortle...if you can find it...boom boom

I know a Mike Hunt in Manchester.

Fact and a cracking bloke as well.

Mmmm, so does my one.

City fan by any chance?

Same one perhaps, unless Manchester's full of them?

Any sentence containing Mike Hunt and a word with crack in is pure funniness.

Chairman of the Congo Football Federation - Mbongo