Title: Crap towns Post by: tans on Friday, April 18, 2008, 23:16:07 There are some really shit town/cities throughout the UK, what in your verdict is the shittest?
Im going for: Scunthorpe Grimsby Stoke Merthyr Tydfil Middlesbrough Accrington Title: Crap towns Post by: DiV on Friday, April 18, 2008, 23:17:14 I'm going on purely areas around the football stadium, because in most towns thats all I've been to....and some of the worst are...
Bradford, Gillingham & Luton Title: Crap towns Post by: tans on Friday, April 18, 2008, 23:28:07 Forgot Bradistan
Title: Crap towns Post by: DiV on Friday, April 18, 2008, 23:29:42 worst place i've ever been.
we won 2-1 though and Ifil got sent off. Hewlett went off injured and so did Robinson, so King was forced to play Grant Smith in the middle, he scored twice and the rest is history! Title: Re: Crap towns Post by: axs on Friday, April 18, 2008, 23:29:46 Quote from: "tans" There are some really shit town/cities throughout the UK, what in your verdict is the shittest? Im going for: Scunthorpe Grimsby Stoke Merthyr Tydfil Middlesbrough Accrington yes. Title: Crap towns Post by: axs on Friday, April 18, 2008, 23:31:24 oh, and croydon.
Title: Re: Crap towns Post by: Chubbs on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 00:00:27 Quote from: "tans" There are some really shit town/cities throughout the UK, what in your verdict is the shittest? Im going for: Scunthorpe Grimsby Stoke Merthyr Tydfil Middlesbrough Accrington i'll echo that one, newport Title: Crap towns Post by: Batch on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 00:24:08 I don't think you can top Merthyr.
Aldershot. Slough. Bracknell. Title: Crap towns Post by: Reg Smeeton on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 01:16:27 O*frod...worst road side pollution and least efficient postal service in England. Plus represents the class system which still drags this country down
Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 03:08:00 Bury St Edmunds.
Bolton. Burnley. Title: Crap towns Post by: STFC_Gazzza on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 08:52:31 Hull (yes its a city but a shitty one at that)
Title: Crap towns Post by: land_of_bo on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 08:52:36 Rochdale - Shell suit central.
Bognor Regis - fists of gold all round. Maidstone Title: Crap towns Post by: Sussex on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 08:59:01 Luton and Burnley have got to be up there!
Title: Crap towns Post by: myxo on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 09:14:11 Swindon
Gravesend Chelmsford Dewsbury East Kilbride Letchworth Garden City (sic) Stevenage Luton Title: Crap towns Post by: dell boy on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 09:59:18 Barrow (they all glow up there)
Swindon Gosport Bracknell Slough Milton Keynes And the biggest shit hole - anywhere within 3 miles of Docklands Title: Crap towns Post by: flammableBen on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 10:04:59 Moon City Alpha, ever since the robots went on strike it's been a dump.
Title: Crap towns Post by: otanswell on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 14:43:41 Quote from: "axs" oh, and croydon. i live there, it aint that bad! Title: Crap towns Post by: Summerof69 on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 16:37:30 Quote from: "STFC_Gazzza" Hull (yes its a city but a shitty one at that) Definately. That is one shit hole !! Title: Crap towns Post by: Barry Scott on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 16:42:01 Milton Keynes and Newport are pretty disgusting. I'll echo Letchworth as well, some of my cousins live there and it's fucking puke.
I'll throw in a new one, Peterborough. Title: Crap towns Post by: axs on Saturday, April 19, 2008, 22:05:15 Quote from: "otanswell" Quote from: "axs" oh, and croydon. i live there, it aint that bad! uh huh. Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 07:54:00 Basildon.
Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 07:58:34 Oh and Wrexham and Port Talbot.
Title: Crap towns Post by: pumbaa on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 08:16:39 Quote from: "Barry Scott" Milton Keynes and Newport are pretty disgusting. I'll echo Letchworth as well, some of my cousins live there and it's fucking puke. I'll throw in a new one, Peterborough. My sister in law lives in Letchworth. You need a passport to get in and out, they all dress like chavvy cunts and speak with a chavvy Laaaaaaaannnnnndddoooonnnn accent (which I hate btw). Peterborough is a good shout. I'll add Halifax to the growing list of shit holes. And Calne. Title: Crap towns Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 08:19:47 Quote from: "Barry Scott" Milton Keynes and Newport are pretty disgusting. I'll echo Letchworth as well, some of my cousins live there and it's fucking puke. I'll throw in a new one, Peterborough. Completely agree with you about Milton Keynes (1960s planning accident)...but think you're being a little hard on Peterborough. In an article about each of the away grounds/towns we would be visiting in the 1995/96 season, one of our fanzines described Peterborough as 'Swindon with a cathedral', which I thought was quite apt. The suburbs are just as nondescript as Swindon's, but the centre is a little further up market. Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 08:27:36 Bath.
I hate the fucking place. Title: Crap towns Post by: magicroundabout on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 08:38:29 Wolverhampton - shanty town
Dudley Milton Keynes Luton Croydon Aston - as in Villa Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 08:42:56 Cradley Heath :mrgreen: :wink:
Title: Crap towns Post by: magicroundabout on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 08:44:59 Quote from: "Ralphy" Cradley Heath :mrgreen: :wink: i'd agree. good job i live near Halesowen now :soapy tit wank: :soapy tit wank: Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 08:46:30 Ooo a new one i've just thought of, Canvey Island.
Title: Crap towns Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 08:50:07 Mansfield, Nottinghamshire. Scary place. Lots of disaffected ex-miners. (There's going to be one hell of a party there when Thatcher finally pops her clogs.)
Title: Crap towns Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 10:18:05 Quote from: "Ardiles" Mansfield, Nottinghamshire. Scary place. Lots of disaffected ex-miners. (There's going to be one hell of a party there when Thatcher finally pops her clogs.) Au contraire Ardiles....Mansfield and Notts, was the centre of strike breaking....they even broke away and with the help of Thatcher formed the UDM....they also trained up the Notts Constabulary into some sort of quasi- para military force, as vividly seen when STFC went to Mansfield in 86, and many skulls got cracked for no other reason than being there. Might be some dancing inthe streets in Barnsley and Chesterfield. Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 10:32:12 Carterton.
Totally soulless place full of squadies, chav single mums and shit pubs. Title: Crap towns Post by: tans on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 11:13:25 Bicester.
Mansfield Blackpool Title: Crap towns Post by: otanswell on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 12:42:19 barking.
full of dogs. Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 13:12:11 Burnham On Crouch
Title: Crap towns Post by: Sippo on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 14:03:03 I went to Ipswich on friday. Fook me that place is bad! £1.60 an hour aswell to park the car!
Title: Crap towns Post by: Compo on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 15:19:51 Corby.................. its shite!
Title: Crap towns Post by: Ardiles on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 15:27:47 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Ardiles" Mansfield, Nottinghamshire. Scary place. Lots of disaffected ex-miners. (There's going to be one hell of a party there when Thatcher finally pops her clogs.) Au contraire Ardiles....Mansfield and Notts, was the centre of strike breaking....they even broke away and with the help of Thatcher formed the UDM....they also trained up the Notts Constabulary into some sort of quasi- para military force, as vividly seen when STFC went to Mansfield in 86, and many skulls got cracked for no other reason than being there. Might be some dancing inthe streets in Barnsley and Chesterfield. Fair comment. I do remember when we went there a few years ago, actually. (Bizarre game. We lost. There was a female Swindon fan dancing down at the front of our stand, clearly off her tits. She was better entertainment than what was happening on the pitch.) Then some of our fans started chanting 'Scab, scab, scab...' to the Mansfield supporters, and you could see the Notts Police roll their eyes and think 'Oh shit, not this again.' Still stand by my assertion than Mansfield is a crap town though. Shame, because the surrounding countryside and villages are quite beautiful and unspoiled. Title: Crap towns Post by: Barry Scott on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 15:37:30 Quote from: "Compo" Corby.................. its shite! Fucking hell how did anyone forget that place! My Nan used to live there and that is truly and utterly a fucking shit whole of the highest order. It's like a run down council estate held together with heroin. Kettering is not much better either. Although it does have wickstead park which is a poor man's themepark with some scarey homemade rides. Title: Crap towns Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 16:26:59 Quote from: "Ardiles" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Ardiles" Mansfield, Nottinghamshire. Scary place. Lots of disaffected ex-miners. (There's going to be one hell of a party there when Thatcher finally pops her clogs.) Au contraire Ardiles....Mansfield and Notts, was the centre of strike breaking....they even broke away and with the help of Thatcher formed the UDM....they also trained up the Notts Constabulary into some sort of quasi- para military force, as vividly seen when STFC went to Mansfield in 86, and many skulls got cracked for no other reason than being there. Might be some dancing inthe streets in Barnsley and Chesterfield. Still stand by my assertion than Mansfield is a crap town though. Shame, because the surrounding countryside and villages are quite beautiful and unspoiled. Part of the reason there is "unspoiled" countryside, especially notrh of Mansfield into the Dukeries, is because the land was the property of the Dukes of this that and teh other. A lot of their wealth accruing from mineral rights. Oddly for England these huge estates became contiguous. Its years ago now, but its the only place in England, where I've been asked to leave a property for trespassing, escorted away by the gamekeeper. See DH Lawrence. Title: Crap towns Post by: ronnie21 on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 17:06:15 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Ardiles" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Ardiles" Mansfield, Nottinghamshire. Scary place. Lots of disaffected ex-miners. (There's going to be one hell of a party there when Thatcher finally pops her clogs.) Au contraire Ardiles....Mansfield and Notts, was the centre of strike breaking....they even broke away and with the help of Thatcher formed the UDM....they also trained up the Notts Constabulary into some sort of quasi- para military force, as vividly seen when STFC went to Mansfield in 86, and many skulls got cracked for no other reason than being there. Might be some dancing inthe streets in Barnsley and Chesterfield. Still stand by my assertion than Mansfield is a crap town though. Shame, because the surrounding countryside and villages are quite beautiful and unspoiled. Its years ago now, but its the only place in England, where I've been asked to leave a property for trespassing, escorted away by the gamekeeper. See DH Lawrence. Title: Crap towns Post by: Reg Smeeton on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 17:50:32 Quote from: "ronnie21" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Ardiles" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "Ardiles" Mansfield, Nottinghamshire. Scary place. Lots of disaffected ex-miners. (There's going to be one hell of a party there when Thatcher finally pops her clogs.) Au contraire Ardiles....Mansfield and Notts, was the centre of strike breaking....they even broke away and with the help of Thatcher formed the UDM....they also trained up the Notts Constabulary into some sort of quasi- para military force, as vividly seen when STFC went to Mansfield in 86, and many skulls got cracked for no other reason than being there. Might be some dancing inthe streets in Barnsley and Chesterfield. Still stand by my assertion than Mansfield is a crap town though. Shame, because the surrounding countryside and villages are quite beautiful and unspoiled. Its years ago now, but its the only place in England, where I've been asked to leave a property for trespassing, escorted away by the gamekeeper. See DH Lawrence. Her ladyship liked a bit of rough....a horny handed son of toil.....something I've always tried to avoid. Title: Crap towns Post by: BANGKOK RED on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 18:01:25 Highworth... I know it's basically Swindon-ish but each time I have been there felt that it was like:
"This is a local shop, for local people... well have no trouble here" I was in one Highworth pub one night, I went to the bar to order my first beer of the day and the barman literally said to me "Iv'e got my eye on you", Made me feel real welcome like. Outside of the UK I don't like Pattaya, Thailand. It is dead sleazy (Not my cup of tea) and also quite dangerous, youths with gun and stuff. A great place to score narcs though. Title: Crap towns Post by: ScillyRed on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 18:01:47 didcot - doesn't deserve capitals
Title: Crap towns Post by: Bogus Dave on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 18:53:52 calne
Title: Crap towns Post by: janaage on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 19:30:07 Calne's fucking ace and you knows it!
Now Calne in the 80's, you may have a point. Title: Crap towns Post by: pumbaa on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 19:40:08 Highbridge - its generous calling it a town to be honest
Stevenage - kind of a crap version of Swindon without the Magic Roundabout Huntingdon - just a pointless excuse for any form of civilisation Barrow-in-Furness - another honourary mention for a complete and utter shit hole Slough - what else needs to be said...... Calne - again. So crap I've nominated it twice! Title: Crap towns Post by: cib on Sunday, April 20, 2008, 20:05:49 Hull
Hull Hull Title: Crap towns Post by: Maidenhead Red on Monday, April 21, 2008, 22:22:22 Slough is the worst town ever. Maidenhead is getting pretty shit as well.
Oddly though we have some really nice places like Henley and Marlow dotted around. Oh, Wycombe is a shithole as well Title: Crap towns Post by: axs on Monday, April 21, 2008, 22:23:33 Lay off Wycombe, it has the best pub in the world. :wink:
Title: Crap towns Post by: Maidenhead Red on Monday, April 21, 2008, 22:24:33 Quote from: "axs" Lay off Wycombe, it has the best pub in the world. :wink: Yeah i'll give you that! Title: Crap towns Post by: axs on Monday, April 21, 2008, 22:31:07 I'd give all of them that!
Title: Crap towns Post by: dell boy on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 07:58:36 Quote from: "Maidenhead Red" Slough is the worst town ever. Maidenhead is getting pretty shit as well. Oddly though we have some really nice places like Henley and Marlow dotted around. Oh, Wycombe is a shithole as well Maidenhead is a dead town these days. Marlow has very fond memoriesfor me and is a lovely place to have a quiet drink on a summers evening, not too fond of Henley these days. You have forgotten the best town in the area, Royal Windsor its only six miles up the road from you. Other places to throw into the shit-pile WEST DRAYTON, HAYES and UXBRIDGE. Title: Crap towns Post by: Tails on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 09:02:43 Stoke, Rotherham, Middlesbrough, Walsall, Luton, Bradford.
I'm one of few people who actually think Swindon is a decent town. I've been to countless that are worse. Title: Crap towns Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:42:36 Quote from: "Maidenhead Red" Slough is the worst town ever. Maidenhead is getting pretty shit as well. I like Slough it is very multi cultural.I believe that is very important these daysOddly though we have some really nice places like Henley and Marlow dotted around. Oh, Wycombe is a shithole as well Title: Crap towns Post by: dell boy on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:48:34 Quote from: "Don Rogers Shop" Quote from: "Maidenhead Red" Slough is the worst town ever. Maidenhead is getting pretty shit as well. I like Slough it is very multi cultural.I believe that is very important these daysOddly though we have some really nice places like Henley and Marlow dotted around. Oh, Wycombe is a shithole as well Slough :england: Title: Crap towns Post by: Ralphy on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 11:56:24 Minehead.
Complete dump. Title: Crap towns Post by: Fred Elliot on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 12:03:43 Chipping Norton
Fucking Cess Pit :wink: Title: Crap towns Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 12:25:54 Quote from: "pumbaa" Calne - again. So crap I've nominated it twice! OI!!! its got a bloody good leisure centre with many talented and pleasent employees! Title: Crap towns Post by: Arriba on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 12:28:07 neath is a shit hole.
and i like swindon too.take out the shit hole estates that every town has and swindon is pretty good really. Title: Crap towns Post by: ron dodgers on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 12:50:51 Quote from: "dell boy" Other places to throw into the shit-pile WEST DRAYTON, HAYES and UXBRIDGE. Am I better off living in Swindon now then dell? Title: Crap towns Post by: adje on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 13:15:58 Gillingham,Chatham,Sittingbourne,Ashford-anywhere in Kent really.('cept Canterbury)
Title: Crap towns Post by: Ardiles on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 13:23:29 Quote from: "arriba" neath is a shit hole. and i like swindon too.take out the shit hole estates that every town has and swindon is pretty good really. Surely if you take out the 'shit hole estates', you're left with a shabby, poorly-functioning and ugly town centre. I agree that there are far worse places than Swindon...but it really could be so much better than it is. Title: Crap towns Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 14:05:52 Swindon is just dull, not really a proper shit hole in my opinion. Not on the scale of spome of the others mentioned that I have been to
Although if you increased the unemployment rate from virtually nil to 20% it would turn into one in about 10 minutes. Title: Crap towns Post by: dell boy on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 15:40:42 Quote from: "ron dodgers" Quote from: "dell boy" Other places to throw into the shit-pile WEST DRAYTON, HAYES and UXBRIDGE. Am I better off living in Swindon now then dell? no :| Title: Crap towns Post by: otanswell on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 20:18:14 Quote from: "Ralphy" Burnham On Crouch lived there before.. Title: Crap towns Post by: axs on Tuesday, April 22, 2008, 22:25:56 are you on a tour of shit towns? or did you just feel sorry for them all?
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