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Which is cheaper/better?

i've never been to morrissons there isn't one near me. i hate tesco  :(

<snob>Asda. But I'd never shop there.</snob>

I go to Morrisons and Tesco -  both are cheaper on some things and more expensive on others -

Morrisons always have better buy one get one free deals I find on essentials and things you always need like cheese and butter and juice etc
There meat is a bit mingy though and they dont have any fun stuff to browse like clothes etc (but sometimes thats good!)

I like using Tesco though as the clubcard points always come in handy I fidn the shops are nicer and they have clothes and homewares and other nice bits and bobs

 What's Morrisons ?

a shop?

 What sort of shop...a purveyor of victuals and comestibles?

I hate Morrisons. That is all.

probably - Im not very sure what that means - but Ill say yes

I find most supermarkets much of a muchness

 I'm trying to raise the tone of the TEF, so that fB doesn't think we're all fuckwits :)

  Is there such an establishment in the vicinity of Swindon?

Hayden Wick

I like pretending to be posh! I might start wearing a wax jacket

Yep, no-nonsense northern supermarket i.e. cheap and shit, like Wilkinson's really.  :wink:

Sainsburys is where its at but if for ease with closeness to home I use Asda, but now teh mrs does it I dont need to. result

Used to be Safeways supermarkets Reg.  Haydon Wick, as mentioned earlier, is a typical example.

 If you want to pretend to be posh, I'd avoid Haydon Wick.

Oh,

Asda for me, although I prefer Sainsburys for fresh fruit & veg, (not their prices though)

umm yes - I do not live in the vicinty of Swindon  - my nearest Morrissons is in the town of Chips and Ham or Devizes

I actually frequented the Devizes branch yesterday evening before retiring to my abode for supper

Since when was Morrison's posh?

I thought JFW would do all her shopping at Waitrose and M&S.

Im a secret gippo :soapy tit wank:

Secret? You're from Calne!

  May I recommend Waitrose On-Line, particularly helpful if one is entertaining guests....the darlings pop over from Marlborough, and are more than happy to prepare pheasnt, partridge or wood pigeon, if asked.

 Don't know what I'd do without them.

shut it - Ive worked my way out of the ghettos now bitch
P.S this is directed at Si not Reg!

Tescos.

Haha, sorry if I've offended you reg.

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got
I'm still Charlie from the blocks

indeed - well except I dont have any "rocks"

I think its all about Netto  8)

whats Netto?

A very cheap supermarket we found in Leeds  :D

Beer for 22p!

Still working on Jamie then?

I only go to Asda Wallmart as it is literally round the corner for me...now and again get dragged (kicking and screaming) to Tesco's, but I always find if we go and do our shopping elsewhere it always comes to more as you end up buying other items you don't usually see !!

whos Jamie?

oh - Ive just realised what you mean  :oops:  :oops:

You'll make a WAG yet!  :wink:

No - I cant afford to have my eyelashes permed tomorrow and have had to cancel my appointment
what footballer in his right mind would love a girl with straight eyelashes?

 :cry:

As long as he's giving a spit roast I'm not sure he's that bothered.

You're on your own with this one Lady

Just one for Netto, you might say.

http://www.netto.co.uk/internet/nettog/menu/main.nsf

 :D

Permed ?

My god the lengths you women go to to make yourselves look 'attractive'

I'm sure one of the boys will do your eye lashes for you....in return for sexual favours obviously, that way it dosen't cost you  :shock:  :D

Any man who knows how to do eyelashes is obviously gay though

If people knew how long and straight my eyelashed were then we would not be having the conversation

P.S I dont really want to marry a footballer everyone

I was so impressed by this thread that I've just been down to Tesco....cheap steak for dinner tonight, probably be the consisency of old boots, but might be OK.

  I like their world food  section, had a look for reggae reggae sauce, but couldnae find  :(

We do our big shop at Sainsburys only because it's a 5 minute walk from where we live.

Can you not just cut your eyelashes if they get to long?

My local Tesco is a a real fucker to get to so I just tend to order online and let the Mountain come to Mohammed plus it also saves me a shit load on impulse buying and I cut the crap right out.

I’m also planning my meals for once.  Last week I even bought Bulger wheat  8) .

are you being serious?  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

 Tabouleh...nice and easy.

I’ll have to try that it looks fantastic thanks Reg.  I used it with steak mince to make a spicy chorizo and meatball sauce served with wholemeal rice.  

I think there’s a gap in the market for an eyelash barber.  As long as you don’t have the DT’s from a heavy session and gouge out the odd cornea it’s a winner.

Failing a trim I could always wax them off completely.

oh my life!  :o

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I detest ALL supermarkets.

Not so much the supermarkets themselves, but the old biddies that stop to have a chat at an aisle junction holding everybody up.

Or the spoilt little cunts who ram the trolley into your ankles without so much as a word from their parents.

People who know me refuse to go with me as  I have been known to tell people to "get the fuck out of my way", or "You are not the only one here you ignorant git"

P.S. People who queue at the "5 items or less" with a fucking basket full of shite should be executed.

 I've had anger management issues in supermarkets...but like Christian Roberts I'm alright now.   Its an age thing, you'll mellow.

I used to have to self induce an imaginary smoke fuelled equilibrium and drift up and down the isles with a smile on my face to prevent supermarket fuelled rage.

What fucked me right off the most was the women blocking the isle with their trolley fully aware that five or six people trying to get passed in each direction but refusing to move until she has felt up the last onion or read the entire text on the Rice Crispies box.  Always of the same breed in their late forties early fifties usually driving a Chelsea tractor.

I don't know of an "eyelash" man. It's all about the legs, tits and arse (and face I guess, but if they other 3 are good it's hard to look above the neck).

Hope that helps you focus your efforts.


:)

Eyelashes have slipped down the list now due to £45 for an eyelash perm being too expensive for this time of the month!

Arse is now main focus of attention due to being a wincy bit too big to fit into a dress Ive borrowed off my friend!  :soapy tit wank:  

Thanks for the advice Batch!

Bizarrely that just came up on another thread.

Centurion Lager  8)

£45?

Can't you buy your own curlers for that or something similar. Errrm, not that I've ever investigated this possibility, honest  :oops:

Si Pie, you are so kind and gentle. Like a giraffe standing in front of a gay pride flag

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d35/flammableben/giraffe.gif

Morrisons is by far and away the greatest. Makes more fresher food in store than any other supermarket blah dee blah..

i thought the eyelash perm was a joke.beggars belief what some people will do.
oh, i like the fresh fruit and veg in morrisons.
but it has a limited range of other goods

Morrisons do rubbish Pizzas.

Asda make your own pizzas are the best!

I really want to make my own pizza now. I cheat and do the dough in the breadmaker  :)

You can make a good saue in the time it takes for the dough to be made.

Cajun chicken, chilli, pepperoni and spicy beef is the best topping ever!

all together?  :shock:

Yes!  American hot!  Its lovely!  Just don't eat it before snogging a nice man though.

Goes down well with red wine too!

That sounds like one hell of a pizza...

I'm partial to pizzas with a BBQ base rather than traditional tomato. Smokey BBQ from PixxaBox is particularly good...

Sainsbury's is the best supermarket, but too expensive