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Title: Cat Turds Post by: donkey on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:10:12 Does anyone know how to stop (or at least discourage) cats from crapping in my garden? I don't think those pellet things will work, and I don't want to use those noise things (as they don't work, and I can hear them).
So, plants I guess...maybe grasses? I dunno (is it obvious?) Title: Cat Turds Post by: axs on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:11:02 good point, there's two that shit it my garden too.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:11:44 Bottles of water.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: lebowski on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:11:44 A dirty great big dog?
Also keeps burglars away. Title: Cat Turds Post by: lebowski on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:12:46 Other than that, I don't think it's possible :(
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:13:12 Absinthe, Lavender and Lemon-thyme. Fuchsias,
Title: Cat Turds Post by: axs on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:13:39 Quote from: "Samdy Gray" Bottles of water. to throw at them? Title: Cat Turds Post by: donkey on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:14:04 Ah, sorry, I should've said that two of the cats that shit in our garden are ours! Need to encourage them to shit, ahem, elsewhere...
Title: Cat Turds Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:15:24 You can use lion poo to keep cats out of your garden. But yeah that won't help Donkey. Unless he just wants to scare his cats.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Mexicano Rojo on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:22:30 shards of broken glass worked for me.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: dell boy on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:23:50 Leave a fucking great dog in your garden overnight, that will solve the problem!!! :D
Title: Cat Turds Post by: lebowski on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:25:44 Is it just me or is there an echo in here?
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Samdy Gray on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:28:16 Here...
Here... Here... Here... Title: Cat Turds Post by: flammableBen on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:35:30 Oooh yeah. If I ever learnt anything from Rolf on Animal Hospital, it's that hiding loads of aspirin in some cat food could permanently do the trick.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Reg Smeeton on Monday, April 14, 2008, 18:44:42 I used to have this problem.....I solved it by giving up gardening :)
Title: Re: Cat Turds Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, April 14, 2008, 19:29:55 Quote from: "donkey" I don't think those pellet things will work, They do when they come out of a fucking air rifle Title: Cat Turds Post by: adje on Monday, April 14, 2008, 19:58:46 Buy a box of Silent Roar.Pellets soaked in lion shit.I should know I make the stuff!
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, April 14, 2008, 20:04:11 Quote from: "adje" Buy a box of Silent Roar.Pellets soaked in lion shit.I should know I make the stuff! I wondered what that smell was in the Merlin last week :wink: Title: Cat Turds Post by: Sippo on Monday, April 14, 2008, 20:31:55 A Shotgun
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Fred Elliot on Monday, April 14, 2008, 20:39:50 Quote from: "Sippo" A Shotgun a bazooka :mrgreen: Title: Cat Turds Post by: axs on Monday, April 14, 2008, 20:40:53 my gardens so small a bazooka would probably take out the whole the fucking house!
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Sippo on Monday, April 14, 2008, 21:02:40 Quote from: "Fred Elliot" Quote from: "Sippo" A Shotgun a bazooka :mrgreen: You know its gonna be ace. 8) There's an option to get a limo with a stripper in it! :mrgreen: Title: Cat Turds Post by: ron dodgers on Monday, April 14, 2008, 22:12:36 weapons grade plutonium - works every time
or try teasels dried and stuck in the ground Title: Cat Turds Post by: axs on Monday, April 14, 2008, 22:13:43 Quote from: "ron dodgers" weapons grade plutonium - works every time oh i had no idea, i've got loads of that just lying about in the attic. Title: Cat Turds Post by: Luci on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 08:33:13 http://www.deteracat.co.uk/ultrasonic_cat_deterrent_system.htm
Sounds a bit like the Mosquito but for cats :D Title: Cat Turds Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:03:41 DONT BE MEAN TO CATS!!
Im going to be a lonely old spinster with lots of cats one day! Title: Cat Turds Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:04:36 So why get the cats if you are going to be lonely anyway.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:13:16 because I like cats
they are my children Title: Cat Turds Post by: dell boy on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:16:22 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" because I like cats they are my children I love my cat, but he doesn't shit in my garden, a cat will never shit on his own patch, its the others. Title: Cat Turds Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:18:52 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" because I like cats weirdo :Dthey are my children Title: Cat Turds Post by: Jamiesfuturewife on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 09:21:26 my cat never used to poo in my garden but she does now
shes funny though - she wont go if people are watching her - she like her privacy Title: Cat Turds Post by: jayohaitchenn on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 10:14:59 cirtus fruit skin should work. Lemons, oranges etc, cats hate them
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Miss Angry on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 15:27:42 What he said... you can also try some pepper over your lawn.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: axs on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 17:00:34 Quote from: "STFCLady" http://www.deteracat.co.uk/ultrasonic_cat_deterrent_system.htm Sounds a bit like the Mosquito but for cats :D I hate those things, I can hear them, my mum used to have one. Title: Cat Turds Post by: donkey on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 17:54:41 Quote from: "Jamiesfuturewife" DONT BE MEAN TO CATS!! Im going to be a lonely old spinster with lots of cats one day! That's the problem, I have two cats and I want them to crap elsewhere, as at the age of 65 (in human years) they are too old/lazy to go elsewhere. I also don't want to knacker the plants. My parents in law's old cat used to piss down the drain...now if I can convince my cats to crap in the garden of the miserable bloke a few doors down, we'll all be happy. Title: Cat Turds Post by: donkey on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 17:55:43 Quote from: "adje" Buy a box of Silent Roar.Pellets soaked in lion shit.I should know I make the stuff! OK adje, I'll give them a go...I trust they're OK with plants... Title: Cat Turds Post by: Simon Pieman on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 18:33:05 Have a quiet word with them. If they don't oblige then send them to bed with no supper.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: donkey on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 21:29:01 Quote from: "Si Pie" Have a quiet word with them. If they don't oblige then send them to bed with no supper. :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Cat Turds Post by: axs on Tuesday, April 15, 2008, 21:59:50 I bet you feed them Sheba as well.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Foggy on Wednesday, April 16, 2008, 07:29:30 £50 for a box of cartridges and i will sort the problem out. No more cats in the district and you get a lovely tabby fur coat thrown in.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: adje on Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:08:00 Quote from: "donkey" Quote from: "adje" Buy a box of Silent Roar.Pellets soaked in lion shit.I should know I make the stuff! OK adje, I'll give them a go...I trust they're OK with plants... It is primarily a fertiliser with a "built-in" deterrent. Title: Cat Turds Post by: Don Rogers Shop on Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:13:24 Have you killed the cunts yet.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: neville w on Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:15:57 Quote from: "Fogster" £50 for a box of cartridges and i will sort the problem out. No more cats in the district and you get a lovely tabby fur coat thrown in. With a permeable lining as well no doubt. Title: Cat Turds Post by: Barry Scott on Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:16:16 Everytime you find cat shit in your garden cover it with fishy stuff, so your cats eat it. Or just remove from the garden and place in their beds or milk.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Arriba on Thursday, April 17, 2008, 12:18:17 cats shit in their territory.as they get older they stay closer to home.i'd just let there be a part of the garden you accept as where your cat will shit.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: donkey on Thursday, April 17, 2008, 22:28:42 Quote from: "arriba" cats shit in their territory.as they get older they stay closer to home.i'd just let there be a part of the garden you accept as where your cat will shit. I'm gonna give adje's suggestion a go...but I fear you may be right, arriba. Title: Cat Turds Post by: donkey on Thursday, May 8, 2008, 20:00:04 *dump*
If anyone gives a shit, I have got some Silent Roar and it seems to be having a positive effect. Will need to order some more...but so far, so good. Cheers adje. Title: Cat Turds Post by: leefer on Thursday, May 8, 2008, 20:35:44 You can buy cat loos from KATZ R US....when the cat finishes its buisness a meoww will activate a small flushing system connected to the main sewage system,ive found the hardest thing is getting them to wash there paws after!
Title: Cat Turds Post by: donkey on Thursday, May 8, 2008, 20:37:39 Quote from: "leefer" You can buy cat loos from KATZ R US....when the cat finishes its buisness a meoww will activate a small flushing system connected to the main sewage system,ive found the hardest thing is getting them to wash there paws after! :soapy tit wank: The parents in law once had a cat that pissed down the drain...never did wash his paws... Title: Cat Turds Post by: leefer on Thursday, May 8, 2008, 20:40:58 Well thats one way of solving the problem.
Title: Cat Turds Post by: Bushey Boy on Thursday, May 8, 2008, 21:09:04 Every time I get pissed, my cat seems to piss in the bedroom, oh what you all think its me like my mrs does :shock:
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