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For those of you not watching the super gay rubbish football.

Sarah Beeny would get some.

I think some of the people are a bit mad.

What the fuck some dude won't move out of his house whilst the roof is being taken off. Twat.

Well I presume I'm the only person enjoying Beeny's assets. Boring scum the lot of you.

Big rooms!

Why the fuck would you need 7 sofas! That looks awful.

Nice fireplace. And boobs. Rear extension but she's not sure about the width. Interesting.

Sussex - you'll just love Colin and Justin's Home Heist, UKTV Style (get used to that channel BTW). Right up your passage, so to speak.

 :fag:

(And no I'm not watching Property Ladder. Are Beeny's bazooka's looking mighty fine tonight then????)

:D

I'm about £3.20 short of 20 L&B's and 3 litres of cider

 :(

What I don't get is why the blokes on there wouldn't just nod and agree with her, which is the natural tendency of a man when confronted with a big breasted lady.

Nice house, but it'll be a bugger to keep clean.

Right. On to the apprentice in a moment.

Bollocks to that. Pans Labyrinth on Film 4.

Thread title amendment/change?

EDIT: Grand designs is on.

dun der dun der dun der dun der dun der der dun dunnnnn

I reckon mex would be ace on the apprentice. I don't reckon he'd win though. I can't see him fitting in with the other contestants too well.

Ash on the other hand.

just starting to watch this now

How far in advance is each episode filmed?

I was just thinking that.

According to Wikipedia...




I reckon both teams will mess this up by trying to hard, not enough clear management, and people not sticking to their individual jobs. Pretty typical stuff then.

The boys will win. They get along better than the girls

Did she just say that Curry is a bit of a Niche?

What fucking country does she live in?

Hahaha the girls are fucked. That Clare is a muppet.

I've never really watched that much of the Aprentice before but it's quite fun.

I'd be mint in this. I'd make them do Tapas and run the kitchen like a king. At least the boys team seem to be actually getting on an doing stuff.

The boys are buying from a supermarket though!! Big al wont be happy

"dont shout at me"

"im the chef, thats what chefs do"

haw haw

Oh dear. The boys are having a nightmare.

i've never watched this but have just turned it on after reading here, so i hope something good happens.

That bird who just said that the team manager was good was the one who spent ages bitching about her. WTF?

She's weird. Whoever did the ordering dersves to be fired.

Did they have the whole day before service? or did they just have the morning.

Supermarkets are ok for emergency buying. The silly rule about not splitting up teams seems a pointless obstacle designed to make things more difficult for the telly.

These fuckwits on property ladder would get sacked as clients by me!

Haha. You watching an hour behind on +1 Ash?

You've missed the Apprentice you fool.

They had two days - one to get everything planned and bought, and one to do it. The did emergency shopping from supermarkets, but did their bulk from tesco's too! Crazy fools

Do they ever show the secretarys face?

Sky plused it, then I got grand designs after

It's covered in chords of human mucass (mine).

yummmmm

That apprentice was more squirmworthy than a whole series of the Office.

Half a fucking pizza - genius!  :D

Apprentice man: "Is there anything else I can get you Sir, some salt or pepper?"

Man: "Ummm....Where's the rest of my pizza?"

 :D

That was just poor.

To be fair to the blokes team, I reckon that if it had been over the course of a few weeks they might have done a bit better. They just spent far to much on vague promotional stuff for one night.

The girls team, whilst generally a bit more bitchy to each other throughout, sorted out an event for one night for a low cost. Which was the way to go about the challenge.

Just the way I saw it anyway. I mean it's all edited up to make the best telly, there's very little reality about it at all.

useless cunts the lot of them, and no ben i wouldnt get on with them, id hit that cunt from the paras for being so fucking "working class" a couple of the birds would get it but fucking hell proper fucking seymour the lot of them.

Don't suppose you want to give me a job? I'll be honest, at the moment you might have to buy me some smart clothes, and a train ticket down to Brighton, and somewhere to stay. I'm pretty flexible on what I can do, and I've never found anything I'm not naturally good at. Apart from playing squash, I'm shit at that.

As Dazzza said parts of last nights Apprentice wouldn'thave looked out of place at Wernham Hoggs in Slough.  The "only gay in the village bloke" was superb comedy value through out.  Some classic lines

"I know, because I eat in Italian restaurants"

99% of the population have eaten in Italian restaurants.  The bit where he tried to work out the amount of tomatoes he'd need for 15 people was hilarious!

Keep Kevin in, the lad is the next Ricky Gervais!

I'm in love with the Irish bint. Well, i'd do terrible things to her, at least.

Im going out to hunt down Alex and take him back to my layer!

theres a big thing about him in heat magazine too this week

the apprentice lookalikes in Heat are ace too

I wish i knew what it was I liked about that Jenny ....

I loved the line before that...

We’ll also have errrrm Pasta Carbonara with errrrm Crème fresh and errrrm Saute Potatoes.   :D


It's the sort of thing I'd probably end up cooking when drunk.  Pasta and potatoes.

my friend used to work in Tesco in Midsommer Norton with Kevin! apprently he has always been a bit of a knob

Do you think anybody that applies to go on that show actually bothers to watch the previous series'.

They seem to have slight variations on the same set of tasks every year but for some reason the teams make the same fucking mistakes every fucking time.

Nobody EVER remembers to cost and then price a product/service first. Hardly anybody ever effectively plans. I'm not expecting an MS Poject Gannt chart or anything but surely to christ someone is capable of doing a quick product breakdown structure, and a product flow diagram so they know what they need to do and in what order?

Just writing a fucking list would be a start! Useless cunts!

I always think every one of the candidates is shit. In every series, every one of them is useless. Great comedy though.

ben you have a pm

I caught most of the apprentice. I thought the team which one were a bit harsh on that blonde girl. She said she wasn't that good at the technology stuff so it was like they put her on it to bully her down.

The other team were fucking woeful though.

They always pick on the blonde woman. Suprised that team won though.

I hope the fat woman on the team that lost doesn't win it, shes always moaning booo

yaaay the fat womans getting a verbal bashing

She's a right crusty minge.

I'd like the leader of that team to stay. Although only because the other two are so up themselves and clearly just set themselves up to blame other people. The leader himself is pretty rubbish and wet.

if she doesn't get fired ill eat my willy hair.

I agree, but I often get it wrong.

crap

Willy Hair Sandwich for Dave.

May I recommend sausage bacon and mustard to help it down?

tasty sandwich for you boyo.

yum yum

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

I'd have a shower first dave, unless you like the idea of a sweaty tang. I'd go raw with the pubes; don't try and cook them on some bacon or something; burning pubes don't smell nice.

I'd recommend mint source shower gel and then get some nice lamb sausages, should do the trick.

There'd be no need for salt at least! I might have pube soup for lunch tommorow

oooh that sounds good axs.

the horrid fat bingo wings girl should have been fired - I was so scared they were gonna fire my sexy sulky Alex

Alex shouldve gone ... like Margaret said he was so distanced he was practically in the other room - a shirker.

Jenny to win ! hehe

Any predictions this week dave?

haha. i can see the fat annoying woman getting fired, because shes abit rubbish and has a funny voice. No willy hair predictions this week though  :D

Been quite a good one.

im rubbish at this predicting lark

Boo the wrong team won.

Ooooh Harsh.

haha. lucinda aint lasting long. To be fair that woman who got fired had done quite well in the previous task, was harsh firing her. Should have been the good looking irish woman

She's not that good looking

better than anyone else on it!

That just makes her the best pick of a poor bunch. Probably just like the winner of the show.

Fair point i guess. They're all abit stupid

Q. What's your risk of getting fired?

A. One in three.


When's Harry Hill's tv burp next on? I'd imagine that will be genius.

:soapy tit wank:

If that is the cream of British youth coming through to the business world then God help us as a country!

NMH

The interesting thing about this weeks Apprentice was that the team that stuffed up all their market research, planned poorly etc , basically got everything wrong WON because they got lucky with a late £800 order!

This meant the good team that had followed the correct procedures - good Market research - good planning of appointments LOST -- so did SIR Alan and co look back over the footage to see where they could fire someone?? Id say YES THEY DID

I never noticed how important exclusivity was and apparently neither did Sir Alans helper Nick Hewer because as Sir Alan said himself - if he had known he would have voided the sale - meaning Nick never mentioned it to him - if it was such a GLARING issue surely Nick would have seen it

I believe they just used it as a means of getting rid of someone this week - and the first people to mention exclusivity would get fired .. it turned out to be Lindi and lo and behold she got fired EVEN THO Jennifer was the one who actually came up with it off her own back.

On the plus side Jenny was on the winning team YAY!

Jenny to win! :beers:

Fatbury they tried to sell to people who make ice cream themselves in fact 3 of the 6 meetings were with people who made ice cream.The two mistakes were booking those and then actually going to see the remaining two after they realized they have basically given these new ideas to one seller

I don't recall him being with the team that gave away the exclusivity - he may well have been with the other half of the team.

Even so, if they'd reviewed things before the results, he would have known about the exclusivity, so still could have voided it before the result was announced . As I recall the subject cropped up AFTER the winning team had left, suggesting no review had taken place at that stage. They may have checked this out between that stage and the firing stage to identify the culprit/scapegoat.

However, I'm convinced that until it gets down to four or five contestants, Sugar is pretty sure who's not going to make the grade, and he will take opportunities to

a) get the no-marks into the final 3 each week by stressing their lack of performance and "leading" the team leader to nominate in the final 3

b) aggressively target this person in the final session

Fucking funny stuff although they’ve obviously gone down the road of Big Brother style casting for this series and then dressed the contestants up in a suit and let the comedy begin.  The last three series they’ve have been progressively getting worse but this series is better comedy value than The Office.  

You couldn’t make half of it up and the editing of it all is superb.   :P

Agreed Dazzza.  Probably be the last series as they're right on the credibility line in my opinion

Do they not see the irony in selling 'save the environment' cards.

I forgot it was on, just switched over

Hahahaha. Error with the valentines day beforeness.

I think they're gonna get ripped apart for it.

Both are going to be a disaster.

Hahaha the cards aren't shit, the card companies just hate the enviroment.

What  a knob.

He has a point. Card companys not backing environmentally concious cards are just as bad as america not cutting down on pollution.

Hahahahaha. Outburst.

Dave. You've got it wrong again. Now you're going to have to eat the enviroment. Get started lad.

eh? I dont get it.

Since when did Myleene Klass play the piana? that was abit random

haha sralans losing it

Stop making excuses dave. Go and eat a tree.

i haven't eaten my pubes yet. moohahahaha

Eat a pube tree.

I hope the nice girl doesn't get sacked.

:soapy tit wank:

sack kevin, he's a nob.

Kevin will get sacked

I hope so. He's got a silly face.

He's gonna blub haha

I think he should get put down.

Go on. Suicide taxi driver. BoOOOOoooM!!! That would be ace.

No. Kevin Lives.

Hahaha fights.

All he needed tonight was a berry and an ooooooooh Betty and it could have been some Mother’s do ave’em.

Two women for the chop next week as well.
 :D

Jenny should have gone last night. She offers nothing and makes me angry.

I'm starting to fancy Claire a bit, as well as the Irish bint. I think i need help.

Jenny should have gone last night. She offers nothing and makes me angry.

I'm starting to fancy Claire a bit, as well as the Irish bint. I think i need help.

At least two get sacked tonight!!!!!! Sralan must get pissed

The fucking ignorance of these fucking people is unbelievable.

A chicken blessed at a mosque is kosher?!!!

Fucking retards..................................

I wonder which two are getting sacked then....

Oh yes the two most hated ones went  :mrgreen:

What a pair of bitches.

The good jewish boy who crossed himself going into the boardroom should have gone what a twat!

The two that went were very lucky to still be there i thought.

Jenny and Jennifer were just spastics. Jennifer clearly has a bad attitude which basically cost her. Jenny thinks she is the best when she is probably the worst. I hate those sorts of people.

Alan Sugar finally realised Alex is a drip and steps back most of the time to let people fuck things up. Thought he would have been really unlucky to be fired though as he did make a valid point about Claire. I think he will go on for a while yet anyway.

Fuck knows how you survive when you say you're Jewish and don't know what Kosher meat is. Fucking hell it's just ignorance not finding out and playing it by ear in the first place.

He knew what it was .. for some reason they thought it was funny to fail the task - wanted shot of Jennifer I suggest - Jenny generally tries to bring down her project manager - this she acheived but it cost her as well.

Im also quite fancying Claire (someone else mentioned this) and although gobby is now the one I want to win.

Noooooooooo!! The lovely Jennifer is gone. My word she was foxy.

that michael needs shooting. arrogant twat.
fucking hate people like that.

Claire is ok but doing my head in at times. She'll win i think.

Raif(sp) i'm quite liking. a bit pompus but makes me laugh.

The cockney geeeza is just thick as shit but gets on with it and swears a lot.

Alex is a dripping tap. how he's survived i don't know.

Posh bird who wears funny bright clothes is another one who i can't believe is still there. i mean how the fuck can't someone know how a camera or printer works. Obviously mummy isn't there to do it for her!!

can't remember who else is there. no one important obviously

They're just keeping in the more interesting ones. Claire makes better telly with her bitchy tactics than either of the two which went out last night. Alex is a pretty sexy man so he'll stay in. I can't see the Jew lasting much longer, he hasn't done much.

I'm thinking it'll be a Raef vs. Claire final. Probably wrong though.

Raef rules.


That is all.

She looked good without that bright red lipstick. Withit she looked strange

Trying to play the Jewish card, and lying, for that he should have gone

What, to Dachau?

I wondered how long it would take for somebody to say that 8)

Can people please stop slagging off my future husband Alex!

I was loving it when that horrd Claire (did anyone else notice her hair went all frizzy like Monica from friends when she goes to Hawai!?) was like "Oh Alex we were supposed to be being boyfriend and girlfriend"

As if love!!

Also Claire sounds like Lisa Scott Lee - thats another reason to hate her

Lisa Scott Lee would get it though.

NO WAY - SHES FOUL

I too like the Scott-Lee!!

and dont diss Claire - I went her to win now  :wink:

Cracking comedy again but good Lord that whole losing team last night was pathetic.   :o

Ginger (no future) Jenny had to go.  Sheer comedy value to see someone with so little ability or as last night revealed common sense try and make up for their shortcomings by increasing the volume of that irritating monotone voice.  Every time she just dug her self deeper and deeper…

Paddy Jenni (worth a Punt in the dark) was a tad unlucky and had she not been so uptight and twitchy she could have walked out of there yesterday.  Instead she twitched and jumped at her team mates and that cost her a job.  Funny looking bird though but definitely worth two pumps and a squirt.

Fat Northern Bird is clearly well out of her territory and got off the hook by default.

Teary Jew has a couple of weeks left on the cards but again the games up for him.  Another with no common sense and will forever be remembered for that classic comedy cock up last night.

Alex, came across quite well in the first couple of tasks but is coming across as an apathetic, whiney jizz encrusted tea towel.  The fella always looks like he needs a good shake and like a budget Amsterdam whore he moans and moans without actually doing anything.

Raef or Sara to win with gobby Helene a good outside bet.

They're all complete cunts with next-to-no talent but who really rate themselves. Anyone who would even think about applying for the show has to be, by definition, a twat.

And that is why I LOVE it 8)

I'm a 'nice Jewish boy' who doesn't actually know the meaning of 'kosher' :roll:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/images/people/big_MichaelSophocles.jpg

Hillarious :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

That's it, Scott-Lee's off my "To Shag" list now........

She'll be gutted  :wink:

To be fair, you probably didn't need the  :wink:

whiney jew boy will go

Wedding dresses and shizzle this week. I missed most of it though (again).

Lucinda and claire apperently got on. And they won.

raef was hilarious!

michael is a tit, he really puts pressure on and its uncomfortable to watch him at times, hes near enough bullying people, he sold fuck all  :D

boo

michael saved himself at the end, he was bout to go aswell as sara

I was forced to watch 10 mins of this garbage last night.  Turns my stomach.  The whole performance is little more than an opportunity for Sugar to present himself as a deity to a group of twenty-something desperados, who in turn manage to lose all sense of self respect and willingly bend down to lick his arse at every opportunity.

Someone needs to tell him that

(a) his business methods are approx 20 years out of date; and
(b) he has pubes for hair.

Michael should have gone .. ANOTHER chance Sir Alan???? Why?????

Highlight of the night for me was Claire in a wedding dress .... shes deffo my new fave

Fatters she looks like a pig. Roughest bird ever.

Ardiles, he is worth a silly amount and has a huge business empire, old school methods actually still work.

I would  8)

And it's obviously heavily exaggerated for the amusing telly factor. It's only supposed to be a bit of fun.

Well at least we all seem to be agreed that he has pubes for hair.

was hilarious - she was going "oh my god its massive on me" - why?? errrrr cause she hadnt done it up cause it was too tight!!!

Raef has to win.

Simply has to. I hated him first week but now he's got the point of being awesome. Lee's really getting on my nerves, but useless Sophocles has to go next.

I know .. funny but I find her strangely endearing too - shes so obviously looking for love as well ..

I think Sugar's divided the two teams into players and no-hopers. I'd expect all of last night's losing team to be gone in quick succession

Michael will have a good week next time.

The show has been cut in a way where we're all thinking "how can he still be here?", so I think they're trying to knock him down so much before he turns it around superbly one week.

like that scatty blonde bird? everyone hated her now shes ace?

Noooo he is fucking useless, he was on the verge of being sacked until he begged for another chance, he'll be team leader next week.

We'll wait and see. I'm just as amazed he's still there but that's what's making me think they're doing it for good telly in the hope he does well one week.

And I'm not stupid so please don't state the obvious when replying to my post. Thank you.

You are a little bit stupid Si

Stop bullying me!  :(

Michael is a knob.How he keeps getting away with it is beyond me.

I like the posh bloke the best  8)

Raef was useless in this task but it was comedy genius. He won't win.

haha michaels rubbish

he MUST get sacked

bout time i got one right

Claire got thru! YAY!

Can you stop this wank fest over that podge faced boss eyed cunt please Fatbury

She's one of the better candidates in there, although Fatters does seem a touch overkeen on her.

I'm still in mourning for Raef, but at least that git Michael's gone now, if he'd have got through this week I'd have had to burn myself outside Amstrad HQ in protest.

That Michael is a complete twat and as Suger called him a 'veteren of losing'. Should have gone a long time ago

Fatbury that's a new depth that even BP haven't sank so low as.

The only one with a remote bit of credibility left is Lee/Nedge and even then that’s because the rest are a bunch of fookin clowns.  Hopefully the wet tea towel, troll, blimp and simpering chubby tart will all be booted in the next couple of weeks in a satisfying style befitting their fucking individual awfulness.

I heart Alex even more today

Fatbury you need to add some trotters to your Avatar

I have an equally damp albeit slightly crusty red checked tea towel that lives down the side of my bed that is just as moist and limp as Alex and is looking for a good home.  

The lad needs a good shake and slap around the face all he does is moan and simper about.

I suppose it's slightly better than Fatbury's perversions.  At least  Alex looks like a model out of Kays catalogue PJ's section that wobbling obscenity wouldn't look out of place in a Las Vegas buffet.

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oh my god thats the actual funniest thing Ive EVER read

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Ive got a bit of a thing for whingy notherners for some reason

I never thought I'd say this, but I'm starting to like Claire a bit

Ditto, I think it's the (lack of)  'quality' of the others that makes her stand out. That and she has finally learnt to shut her fat gob.

Alex is definitely a wet blanket.

Lee is sincere but doesn't seem to posses any business acumen.

Helene is useless.

Lucinda i seems to burst into tears a lot and blame  everyone else for ostracising her every time things go wrong.

Claire is a bit of a gobby and annoying heffer, but at least she gets the job done and seems to have some skills!

Lets be honest, none of them are grade A candidates, but they do make for great TV.

i want to make lucinda cry and then blame me for shooting up her arse.

I can;t see anyone winning other than Claire, I'm not sure the others have the buisness acumen to sucseed (sp)

Next week has to be Lucinda's week to get the boot, she is useless and it was so funny with her selling the wrong car last night although I think there is too many left so it could a double next week.....

I'm sure the interview was always done on the final 4 with two getting fired, so I have no idea what happens next week. Will be class though.

There are two weeks to go, I guess we either have 4 finalists or they fire more than one next week.

In those interviews I'm, sure that Lucinda will get ripped to peices - she is weak and is just like a wet blanket

Lee comes across as a total prick. His main contribution is shouting 'That's what I'm talking about!' every 5 fucking minutes.

Lucinda is a soppy cow who should join a commune.

Helene is Bride Of Frankenstein, what does she ever do? Fucking zombie.

Alex is a moaning, whinging cunt who needs a slap.

Claire is a munter, but is the best candidate by a mile.

They'll bin 3 next week, leaving Alex and Claire for the final, only one winner there in my opinion

The interviewers usually rip them to shreds and cut straight through the bullshit

You obviously mean apart from dearly departed Raif, Raef, however the hell you spell it was the best!

Raef was comedy but was a bit Tim nice but dim wasn't he?

and he stole my name for my first born son so now everyone will think theres where I got the name from!  :evil:

Haha you crack me up JFW.

whys that funny ming face?

I strongly suspect three finalists this year and a dodgy rumour doing the rounds is that the wet tea towel Alex is going to walkout on a place in the final.

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Phew!Thought i was the only woman in the world who's already picked the names for my kids inspite of not having or planning to have any for quite some time yet :oops:

Anyway,he went,didn't think he was going to get it but Sir Alan didn't hold out on us this time around  :beers: Lee and Claire for the final,and i'd be happy for either of them to win.

Ha Ha good glad Im not the only one either

Ive loved the name since I watched Pearl Harbour  :oops:

Raef is a bit poncy for Calne.

Besides I think of Ralph Fiennes when I hear 'Raef' because he can't say his name properly.

I dont live in Calne!!  :P

It's even more of a poncy name for Bromham!!!  Imagine Ernie Escott hearing about a young lad in the village called Raef!!!!  "Whatever next Shirl??"  He'll say.

It'll be all around the Oliver Cromwell before you know it too!

You can take the JFW out of Calne but you can't take the Clane out of JFW

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

Im more inclined to go in the "hound" as it closer to my house

I know it's difficult but I can't belieeeeeve it Victor Meldrew style that some of you think Claire is worthy of the final let alone a winner.

Alright you wouldn’t pick a winner or hire any of them under normal circumstances but good lord the rotund bun burster has shown herself to be a complete and utter imbecile in previous tasks without an ounce of common sense, intelligence, charisma and judgement.  In fact she’s opened her mouth (a lot) made a complete pigs ear of it and now thinks because she manages to keep her mouth shut she’s the fucking bee’s knees.

She reminds me of the typical half wit that you used to get in every classroom where a constant flapping jawline and answering back got them consistently into trouble.  Every now and again when they decided to keep stum they would sit with a silent smirk on their face and expect praise and recognition for the simple ability of keeping quiet for 15 minutes.

Lord throw the girl a Greggs Dummy (Chicken and Mushroom slice) and roll her in flour to find the wet spot as that’s all she’s good for.  I’d rather either the ogre or soppy blonde one Mex is going to bum gets through.

You wouldn't be let in with a poof like Raef clinging to your apron strings!!  The Pagets will up and move, to a distant land, like Devizes or Rowde!!!

You naming a Bromham baby boy Raef would upset the demographic of a very inbred Wiltshire village!

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:  SO true!!

yeah but I aint from Bromham innit

I is from the deepest ghettos of Calne- I should call my baby Keanu or leaf or summit

Why don't you call it Phelps, or Braemar, or if it's a girl Jenny Wren, or Shirley (after the pet shop).

Someone my mum knows called their girl nevaeh. I'll let you figure tht one out!  :|

What, ALL of them ? - It'd be like the wildebeest of the Serengeti !

 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:

How about Jolly? - after the miller? got a nice ring to it

Totally agree, the sort of person who big companies would "manage out of the business".  Pretty slim pickings though, you'd be sticking the Ad back in the paper if this lot turned up at interview.

Call it Si Pi after his Dad

:shock:

random comment - yet amusing!  :soapy tit wank:

4 in the final?!?!?!

what a cop out.

Didn't expect that tbh. They blatantly want to make it a bit different and a bit more interesting than the previous finals.

I couldn't face watching it. After sticking up for the apprentice when compared with Big Brother I'm now bored of it.

First I've seen of this series tonight, lasted five minutes before turning the TV over after watching some bloke trying to squirm his way out of going to Uni (or something) on his CV for two years when they'd found out he only actually lasted four months. Tool.

This following up programme on bbc2's good tonight.  This comedian Michael someone is on form!!!  Ripping Alex apart.

That Cockney is a hard worker but is an idiot, I would be shocked if he won. I do not rate Alex at all, in too many tasks he has hidden in the background.
Clair is annoying and talks way too much, but is probably the best bet to win

Hahaha, someone with as bad taste as Fatbury?

euuuww thats a horrid story

Lee won :D Its well deserved and he seems like such a great bloke as well.

 :nod: Agreed I've only watched last 2 weeks but during that time I think he has come across as a pretty decent bloke and compared to the others the only one I could really relate to so pleased he won  8)

"I know a cheeky chap WWhyan, he 27, he looks like a man, and now he wants to smell like a man..."

Possibly the worst pitch I've ever heard in my life (apart from his tissue one the other week.

Glad he one though, didn't like the others at all.

his IQ is 65, i thought Alex or Clare would have won.

Alex was awful, he was like a 24 year old teenager, every time someone disagreed with him he'd roll his eyes, tut, or just go off on one.  The lad needs to grow up a bit.

Claire, yeah I thought she might have won, but fair play to a bloke who can't spell, has a pretty poor educational background, and lied on his cv to win the series.

I did a complete 180 from the first few episodes and wanted Alex to win. In the last few weeks he seemed to change and i felt genuinely sorry for him when he lost.

Alex seems to chew his lip quite a lot. I understood why when he said he'd hardly eaten over the past 12 weeks.

Im going to hire Alex as my apprentice

muhuhuhuuu!!

Could someone rich bid on this for me please??

go on its for charity!!

http://www.buyoncegivetwice.co.uk/lots/alex_apprentice

He's got a girlfriend you know

so - I have a boyfriend

If I buy him - hes mine for the night!!

He could podge me in aid of charity

 :wink:

Or he could podge you for an aids charity. That's probably too ironic.

Anyway you're a bit old for him don't you think?

god you make me want to kill myself

I don't like Alex at all!He has all the personality of a wet sock and he looks so miserable!

In fact i'd prefer to share my bed with a wet sock,it would be far more fun.

Fatbury's wet sock?

but those lips? those puppy dog eyes?

I think I just have a thing for miserable northeners!

eeeewwwwwwww.