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of wine has just been opened. i'm thinking i might have to open that bottle of 'sprakling perry' I won for getting the highest score at bowling the other night.

desperate times. i might just got to bed.

I'll come around and help you drink it if you want.

then i'd have even less?!

could always play some cards if you can find an extra person.

You shouldn't offer such things, because I might have another person.

I think my brother-in-law (well not really, they aren't married, so my sister's boyfriend/nephews dad) is getting pretty bored of listening to my mum and sister chat rubbish to each other about people he doesn't know.

You better decide if you're being serious.

i was, as long as you can bring some coke with you (for mixing jd) and he can play poker or is a quick learner.

I can bring lemonade. And I'm going to have to persuade him. I think he's a bit nervous about meeting my friends. I'll report back on here in 3-5mins.

oh and I can probably manage about 40p for stakes.

no, must be coke - go to the shop - i'll pay you back.

Shop shut at 10.

Russell doesn't want to play. Some bollocks about being up since 6am and having to cope with babies on trains being tiring.

It's not looking good.

I can bring round lemonade and my guitar and teach you how to play House of The Rising Sun?

I promise I won't stay long and fall asleep on your toilet. I could just do with getting out the house for an hour or so.

Bloody family.

no guitar but come on over, bro's back now so might be up for a game.

fair do's on my way.

Enjoy your game lads ;)

he's here now, he's already stolen all my wine the bastard.

I've got two bottles.

Tell Ben he can't come to my house.

i've got no bottles. ben is welcome to come to my house.

he's still here btw. and very pissed. he lost perudo sequentially.

:mrgreen:

Tell him he's great :D

word.

I saved a glass of red wine for when I got back. Take that establishment.

I I was going to start a top 5 list of TEF gentlemen then it would include axs, rob, dan, ally and fred.

i hope im 6 :(

Yep, You or Sonic were going to be number 5, but then I remembered that I owe Fred £20.

Axs and his brother  have just put up with me around their house for about 6 hours, I like to think of my friend Ally as a TEF mascot, and my other firiend Dan is really good at buying me pints so I don't care if he's a TEF mascot or not. Both have met a wide variety of TEF people so they sort of count.

Also remember that cheese doesn't fly.

And if there's a fire escape, then don't eat it. For obvious reasons. Word.

You dont owe me 20 mate.

I gave it to you to give you a sense of dignity, and for you to experience what going to the bar and getting a round of drinks in was actually like

 :mrgreen:

Talking of a round of drinks, how much is a pint of Stella in the west country.
I brought a round  of six pints of Stella in my local yesterday it came to £19.80, thats £3.30 a pint, how will local pubs survive charging that amount for a beer, this flipping government will tax any enjoyment left in life.

   Similarly, my take is that sending Ben to the bar, is a way of him earning his beer, by experiencing the dignity of labour.....

During a prolonged period of skint-ness whilst back in the U.K., a period when I was also still Schmoking. My friends would have no problem with sharing their stash with me.

In return it was my job to skin-up, and therefore earned my schmoke.  8)  8)  8)

Ben - did you lose every single game of poker, dice and cards that we played over 6 hours? that might ne a new record and my brother has definately pwned your 40p stake.

I love Ben stories, Ben having a mental mess up, old school, lads only 17th May, Gazza is down, you can be our mascot to try certain things we will be taking and dribking? Lauros in?

I haven't seen lauro for ages. Abuse mascot eh? That's an interesting proposition.

You know it will be messy!