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Title: Story of the day...
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, March 7, 2008, 19:50:34
Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/06/nlamppost106.xml


Title: Story of the day...
Post by: Dazzza on Friday, March 7, 2008, 19:51:30
and from last week...

Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/03/nhoover103.xml


Title: Story of the day...
Post by: Batch on Friday, March 7, 2008, 20:15:34
Quote from: "Dazzza"
and from last week...

Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/03/nhoover103.xml


All that publicity must have come as a bit of a blow to him.


Title: Story of the day...
Post by: Barry Scott on Friday, March 7, 2008, 21:36:13
In that first story there's a belter of a line, "In 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs."

:D

Could you find a less fuckable object than a pavement?


Title: Story of the day...
Post by: leefer on Friday, March 7, 2008, 21:39:34
Depends on who was buried underneath!


Title: Story of the day...
Post by: axs on Saturday, March 8, 2008, 01:08:11
Quote from: "Batch"
Quote from: "Dazzza"
and from last week...

Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/03/nhoover103.xml


All that publicity must have come as a bit of a blow to him.


that joke sucks.