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how is everyone tonight?

im ok, just watching Chelsea

im tip top. thanks for asking

glad to hear it

Fine thanks.

Watching Top Gear on Dave whilst packing.

where u off to mate?

Im tired and emotional.

Are you a lady?

We've bought a house one road down from where I live now, move in on Friday.

did you watch snatch the other night as well?

I've just found out dan le sac is playing at 12 bar in april!!!

and lightspeed champion is playing their in may, with guests operator please!!!!!!

rock on  8)

no...

decent, im thinking about moving again, my missus wants us to move for the 3rd time!

I'm eating crackers and stilton. life is good.

i'll have to send you a love letter...

straight from my heart, fucker!

you know what a love letter is? it's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker. you receive a love letter from me and you're fucked forever!

you understand, fuck? i'll send you straight to hell, fucker.

oh. 'tip-top' just reminded me of it.

i used to eat 'tip tops', arnt they like ice pops?

i thought it was cream?

Dave's lying, we watched it in bed together with a tub of Ben and Jerry's.

oo err

Listing crap on ebay I've been meaning to do for ages and playing a bit of Texas Holdem at Ladbrokes.

thanks for reminding me, best start getting my shit together then

Bored tonight... tomorrow night should be worth waiting for - a company night out with customers and I'm off work Friday, hotel's booked and I'm going to get hammered.

dave played golf recentley?

no, not really

not u numb nuts  :D

mostly working plus internet shopping

bought much ash?

whens the dan le sac gig? i was going to go all the way to pox for that, result.

but yea, im fine, thanks for asking R2D2, i'm revising public administration at the moment (sports journalism my arse) but ironically i have just found out the current presiding officer of the Scottish parliament is no other than Alex Fergusson [sic], so that's one less thing i have to worry about remembering.

30th april, lightspeed champion on  12th may. Biggish decent bands coming to swindon shocker!

I'm looking for a new job.

I still dont know younah looking for a dinning room table and  awatch, anyone wanna buy an american pool table?

is she moving in ash?

what watch?

tut tut tut

do one lads, no way my mrs has just completed on a 2 bed in Abbey Meads so no worry there...

Not sure, just looking want a new one goit a fair budget

  Presumably your recall will be aided by the fact that Alex Ferguson, is also the oldest player ever to play a game for STFC....he being a 44 year old goalkeeper we used in 47/48.

like a armani watch or Breitling or summat like that?

So Ash she wants you to be  more "dinner party" than "Beer and Pool"

La de da!!

of course that's who i mean, who else?

got an armani, like them tho

get a jacob  :D

nah the room isnt used enough so is a waste of space, my choice she likes the pool table  :shock:

um any takers?

Cancelling my broadband

i've got £16 and lots of notes on the constitution, will that do?

put the £16 on liverpool to beat Newcastle 16-0

Wish I had that money

my uncle has one, its awful

if I had 25k I wouldnt buy one of those, too footballer

my uncles has a red strap its a horrendous looking thing! got it in Harrods i think

is a jacob one of them colourful jobbys that black men wear?

thats the ones

Back to the original question.

I missed it because I have been watching Star Wars, "The Sith Return" to take my mind off my shitty job prospects.

Did the trick really because now instead of thinking what I am going to do with the rest of my life blah blah depressive blah blah. I am now trying to decide whether or not a career as a Jedi Knight or a Sith Lord would be the best option.

I am leaning towards being a Sith Lord cos not only are they hard and cool, they also get to do whatever the fuck they want.

In saying that though, as a Sith I would not like to meet Yoda in a Dark Alley, he's a feisty little green cunt ain't he.

Anyway. Consumed by the light or the dark side, would you be?

never seen stars wars so dunno what the crack is with it, so id just hit u with that light stick thing

Wooaammmmm. That's the sound of my light sabre cutting your body in half.

id want to be a sith until the siths regained control, because as soon as they gained ontrol of the parliament then you'd just become a paper shuffling secretary of state, sub ordinate to the executive, worrying about alex fergusson and his devolved scottish parliament.

shit, sorry, too much revision

jedi all day long, you can be mates with both ewan mcgregor and samuel l jackson, imagine that!

Hang on, lets back track a bit here....

YOUV'E NEVER SEEN STAR WARS???????

nah

you can't judge BR you watched the fucking kiddies version!

Samuel L Jackson specifically requested a purple light sabre before he accepted his role in the movie.  I'd go for a black one myself, not sure how that would work though.

me neither, its for geeks

not a lot of people know this, but at some point during the story, the jedis developed a black light saber that had the power to cut through everythg including other light sabres.

the jedis destroyed the blueprint to prevent such a sabre falling into the wrong hands.

i'd want a yellow light sabre shaped like a banana

Iv'e seen them all.

And yes, I am a geek.

A geek with a mother fucking light sabre that is. Wooooaammmm.

me and some friends are going to a fancy dress party after the carlisle game, I wanted to go as stormtroopers but the costumes were too expensive  :(

Is that true or did you just make it up?

If true then that makes you a bigger geek than me, in which case I salute you sir.

If not true then you are just a lying cunt.  :wink:  :wink:

Go as Jedi Knights, all you need is brown blankets over your head.

You could try doing Jedi mind tricks at the party as well.

"You will get me a beer", "You will sleep with me". Ect

i read comics. i am also a geek.

doesn't mean i've watched the new shite ones  :D

It's officially a mask ball, so needs to have a mask as part of the costume.

I'd go with this mask:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/jamiethon/saw.jpg

You don't even need to buy it as it would be dead easy to do a papier mache jobby.

Space and films don't mix apart from flight of the navigator.  8)

Sound film.  8)