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Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: DMR on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 09:44:19
... were funny as fuck  :D

"Stand up if you've got a job"  8)


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: DiV on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 10:33:44
even better when one of them stood them then everyone went

'there's only one of you working, one of you working'


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: blinkpip on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 11:27:18
It wouldve been good if the other stands could actually hear the chants.


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: Simon Pieman on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 11:35:28
the commentator on the radio didn't have a clue what you were singing about


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 11:43:54
I heard that one perfectly from the other end of the ground.

We were in absolute hysterics when only one of them stood up. Nice one.


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: Johno on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 16:35:59
did people in the town end enjoy me, reeves4england and my mate singing by ourselves:

you are a scouser!
an ugly scouser!
your only happy on jairo day
your mums out stealing
your dads drug dealing
so please don't take my hubcaps away! la la la la la hu!

we got alaugh and abit of a clap! if people knew the words that would have been an ace song  :soapy tit wank: but first half it was crap it was only when we scored that a song decently came out..


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 17:09:14
Quote from: "Johno"
did people in the town end enjoy me, reeves4england and my mate singing by ourselves:

you are a scouser!
an ugly scouser!
your only happy on jairo day
your mums out stealing
your dads drug dealing
so please don't take my hubcaps away! la la la la la hu!

we got alaugh and abit of a clap!
:wink:


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: Amir on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 18:38:24
Next time, Johno and family, you could try...


In your Liverpool slums, in your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You piss in the sink and you shit in the bath,
You finger your grandma and think it's a laugh,
In your liverpool slums.


There's another verse that I won't repeat :shock:  The jobs pisstake is very old hat I reckon.  Was probably funny in the eighties.


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: Spencer_White on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 18:40:48
It has to be said the 2nd and 3rd lines of that chant are distincly vulgar. Spurs used to sing it at Anfield and Goodison in the early 80's with inevitable consequences.


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 18:43:52
Quote from: "Spencer_White"
It has to be said the 2nd and 3rd lines of that chant are distincly vulgar. Spurs used to sing it at Anfield and Goodison in the early 80's with inevitable consequences.
Can't see that sort of thing happening with 500 Tranmere fans though can you?!


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: Amir on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 18:44:07
Do you know the other verse that Man United fans made up, Spencer?  Whiter than white that lot :-))(


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: reeves4england on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 18:56:45
I don't! What is it?!


Title: Chants from yesterday...
Post by: DMR on Sunday, April 24, 2005, 19:00:07
He's got a pineapple, on his head  :D  :D  :D  :D