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Evening chaps (and chapesses?), hows things?

My three bottles of Shiraz are going down veeeeeeery nicely indeed.

I've been thrashing about on the guitar as well.

My missus has fucked off into town with her sister so I'm all alone.

And the first person to guess what the letters stand for gets a pint or something.

I BET axs can't guess the thread title.... don't know :(

I broke my top e string this morning so no guitaring for me :(

I bet axs can't get this title to the late night thread

I'm still yet to break a string in nearly three years. Either that means I'm really ace, or I'm not playing hard enough.

Well done Sir.

Pintage.

I picked up my guitar and pressed accidently too hard behind the nut :( so it snapped ...

that makes us square i think. so i'll buy you one and then you buy me one  :D

Deal.

Whilst on the subject, I need some new strings (it's an accoustic).

I've heard Elixirs are pretty good. Last time I re-strung it I put 11s on but I've been getting some serious buzzing, I think it was set up for 12s so I'm going back to that.

The other thread has comfused me - is anyone actually coming to the Merlin tomorrow or is it just me?

I should be there about 12. I have to get the car MOT'd.

i'll be there toooo

I'm also wondering how this fella got voted "fittest" (as in best looking) bloke in Swindon!

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/swindonnewsheadlines/display.var.2082368.0.heres_the_fittest_fella_in_swindon.php

I wrote a big long serious football discussion post and then about half an hour my tinterweb died.

I saved it in word pad but not sure I want to post it now. It was about the perceived size of clubs or something. I feel a bit dirty making serious football discussion posts.

Have you seen the girls winning the Miss Wiltshire comp...!

http://www.missengland.info/regionals-wiltshire.htm

Dunno which is worse!

 Let's face it, you can only pass judgement on peeps that enter the comps...

  I'm sure the birds wouldn't stand a chance if Miss Angry entered.

And even if there were by some chance of err... amazing godly intervention, some birds fitter than the mentioned miss angry. Then I reckon the TEF could pull off enough votes to fix it. It does seem like a crappy website.

But if you were willing to all randomly pay 60p or whatever it costs to vote, then I might open a paypal account to see how many people will put money in to keep me drinking.

Number 18 is man, I'm sure of it.

Number 20 is Paul Bodin's daughter  :D

What annoys me is that it is clearly a popularity contest rather than beauty.
A young friend of mine entered hence why i have the link. But there are some really pretty girls on there and they are all loosing! or maybe i just dont know what to look for and would make a crap lesbian.

You still haven't set up my date with you and your friend  :x