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Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 21:59:12 I have mentioned incndiary pigs on another thread. :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_pig
But this one is saddening, poor Pooches: Anti-tank dog, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dogs. I mean really, who could train a dog to blow itself up!!! Title: War animals. Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 21:59:42 Polish fighting bear should get a mention.
Title: War animals. Post by: DMR on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:02:21 The picture in that article made me laugh quite vociferously, some fucking mutt gunned up to the eyeballs trotting up a great big tank :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
I'd like to point out I have a dog, and I think dogs are great (not in the combat sense obviously) Title: War animals. Post by: axs on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:05:39 the bat bomb!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb Title: War animals. Post by: Batch on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:07:03 Minefield Rats
http://maic.jmu.edu/journal/9.2/RD/verhagen/verhagen.htm Title: War animals. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:09:18 fucking muslims
Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:10:40 Quote from: "land_of_bo" fucking muslims Ooooh, controversial. YET TRUE Title: War animals. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:11:33 only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb.
we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away! Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:12:43 Quote from: "axs" the bat bomb! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb FUCK YOU AXS. How dare you post a cooler war animal then me. Bat bomb's..... Mental I was going to mention carrier pigeons but the bats have it. Title: War animals. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:13:40 What about dolphins?
Not forgetting Speckled Jim. Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:14:26 Quote from: "land_of_bo" only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb. we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away! Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs. Title: War animals. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:16:32 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb. we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away! Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs. I did...they wear bombs and run away from the owners toward the infedels. God damn anti-western mutts. The worst are the labradoodles. Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:24:07 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb. we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away! Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs. I did...they wear bombs and run away from the owners toward the infedels. God damn anti-western mutts. The worst are the labradoodles. Ah, I'm with you now. Although there was a problem with the anti-tank dogs though in that they would quite often run under a friendly and blow it up. The romans had a similar problam with their incendiary pigs in that a pig pin fire would be some pissed off pig. Reg, dolphins where trained to find/detonate old sea mines where they not? Dolphins are cool and notably the second most intelligent creature on earth asides from man. Title: War animals. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:26:06 Do the Sharks with lasers on their heads from Austin Powers: Goldmember count as a good War animal?
Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:31:33 Quote from: "land_of_bo" Do the Sharks with lasers on their heads from Austin Powers: Goldmember count as a good War animal? NOPE. Because he wasn't allowed to have them because they are an endagered species I think he had to settle for Sea Bass instead, Title: War animals. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:31:43 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb. we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away! Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs. I did...they wear bombs and run away from the owners toward the infedels. God damn anti-western mutts. The worst are the labradoodles. Reg, dolphins where trained to find/detonate old sea mines where they not? Dolphins are cool and notably the second most intelligent creature on earth asides from man. Nah...a dolphin was elected president of the USA in the 40's and started the Korean War...his name was Harry Truman. Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:34:18 Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb. we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away! Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs. I did...they wear bombs and run away from the owners toward the infedels. God damn anti-western mutts. The worst are the labradoodles. Reg, dolphins where trained to find/detonate old sea mines where they not? Dolphins are cool and notably the second most intelligent creature on earth asides from man. Nah...a dolphin was elected president of the USA in the 40's and started the Korean War...his name was Harry Truman. Ahhh, it's all coming back to me now. Am I right in think that his secretary of war was a Manatee? Title: War animals. Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:37:37 :D great thread.
I want a napalm lama Title: War animals. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:39:18 What about Hannibal and his elephants ?
Title: War animals. Post by: Reg Smeeton on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:39:57 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "Reg Smeeton" Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" only muslims would train a dog to wear a bomb. we train them to fetch sticks and bring them back, not wear bombs and run away! Oh, I thought you meant Muslims as in the suicide bomber Muslims similar to the anti-tank dogs. I did...they wear bombs and run away from the owners toward the infedels. God damn anti-western mutts. The worst are the labradoodles. Reg, dolphins where trained to find/detonate old sea mines where they not? Dolphins are cool and notably the second most intelligent creature on earth asides from man. Nah...a dolphin was elected president of the USA in the 40's and started the Korean War...his name was Harry Truman. Ahhh, it's all coming back to me now. Am I right in think that his secretary of war was a Manatee? Nah..you're getting that mixed up with Syngmanatee Rhee, who was president of S Korea. Title: War animals. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:40:16 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" Quote from: "land_of_bo" Do the Sharks with lasers on their heads from Austin Powers: Goldmember count as a good War animal? NOPE. Because he wasn't allowed to have them because they are an endagered species I think he had to settle for Sea Bass instead, No way, that was in the 1st one. In goldmember when Scott becomes evil he gives daddy (Dr Evil) sharks with lasers on their heads as a present. I watched it sunday night. Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:41:56 Quote from: "Colin Todd" :D great thread. I want a napalm lama Good shout, Only, the fore-mentioned war animals have been devised by evil animal butchering war mongers from the past. But a napalm Llama would be an act of animal cruelty that you thought up yourself you evil cunt. :wink: :wink: Title: War animals. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 22:55:18 hmmm Napalm Llamas (http://www.mylazysundays.com)
Title: War animals. Post by: BANGKOK RED on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 23:00:36 Quote from: "land_of_bo" hmmm Napalm Llamas (http://www.mylazysundays.com) You deliberatley mislead me to click on that link. That is WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!! Title: War animals. Post by: land_of_bo on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 23:02:21 :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick:
But so funny. Some fucker at work mailed me it today. I was glad no-one was around when I clicked it! Sorry BR. Title: War animals. Post by: Colin Todd on Tuesday, February 26, 2008, 23:43:32 Quote from: "land_of_bo" hmmm Napalm Llamas (http://www.mylazysundays.com) hahaha you cunt!!! :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick: Title: Re: War animals. Post by: Gazza's Fat Mate on Wednesday, February 27, 2008, 12:25:49 Quote from: "BANGKOK RED" I have mentioned incndiary pigs on another thread. :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_pig But this one is saddening, poor Pooches: Anti-tank dog, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tank_dogs. I mean really, who could train a dog to blow itself up!!! in answer to your question: a dog trainer. Title: War animals. Post by: red macca on Wednesday, February 27, 2008, 12:31:24 Fire starting foxes
Cats and Foxes have been used since ancient times as fire-starters against enemy combatants to destroy their crops. Tied to the cat or fox’s tail would be a rope. At the end of the rope would be a cloth ball about the size of a baseball, doused in a flammable liquid and set ablaze. The fox or cat, fearing the fire, would run for several hundred yards dragging the ball until exhaustion set in. Title: War animals. Post by: genf_stfc on Wednesday, February 27, 2008, 12:46:04 war elephants were fairly mental, not least because in order to get the most out of them the drivers would feed them wine before a battle, to get them a bit lairy. Of course a huge, angry, pissed up beast running around was also prone to be a bit of a problem should it start running the wrong way, so the drivers used to carry a big metal spike and a hammer to drive through the top of its head as the only remotely likely way of stopping it.
Title: War animals. Post by: genf_stfc on Wednesday, February 27, 2008, 12:52:16 Quote from: "axs" the bat bomb! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb that article seems to imply that had the tests been a little more succesful, they might have dropped bats on japan rather than the atomic bomb - i don't quite buy it myself, but an interesting point of view |